Rage Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat walk into Pol Pot's compound... never to be heard from again. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A preist' date=' a minister, and a rabbi....[/quote'] Four heroes, 3 February 1943. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You have to shave twice a day. NT: A preist, a minister, and a rabbi.... walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" NT: If you could pick any two famous people to be forced to be roommates on a reality TV-show ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you could pick any two famous people to be forced to be roommates on a reality TV-show ... George W. Bush and Mike Tyson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole Smith, and mustard gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you could pick any two famous people to be forced to be roommates on a reality TV-show ...Bruce Cambell and Kevin Smith. NT: What are your top 5 all time favorite computer games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 1. Barbies virtual dream house 2. Virtual Barbie tennis 3. I love you Whisper virtual horse stable 4. Virtual barbie team racing 5. Barbies virtual abortion clinic Mister E 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 1. Doom 2. Doom II 3. Doom Ultra-Gold 3000 4. Doom Whatever 5. Doom...Just Buy the Damn Thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 1.Baldur's Gate 2.Baldur's Gate II 3.Daggerfall 4.Morrowind 5.Dude, do you even have a life? NT: A guy walks into a bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 1.Baldur's Gate 2.Baldur's Gate II 3.Daggerfall 4.Morrowind 5.Dude, do you even have a life? NT: A guy walks into a bar... ... and the bartender asks, "Hey, dude, why do you have a stearing wheel sticking out of your pants." And the guy says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A guy walks into a bar... ...he sits down and orders a drink. Bartender gives him a funny look, the guy says "What? Were you expecting something to happen?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A guy walks into a bar... Falls down, rubs his head, and says "Hey! That thing's too low to the ground! Move it!" NT: Signs you bought the wrong computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Falls down, rubs his head, and says "Hey! That thing's too low to the ground! Move it!" NT: Signs you bought the wrong computer. The motherboard doesn't have an Advanced Graphics Port. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you bought the wrong computer. Why does this thing have a multicolored apple for a logo and it not run any of my games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat What the hell's a mouse? NT: What Jim Davis does when he's alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Jim Davis does when he's alone. Check his bank balance, be thankful he can hire people to draw his strip for him so all he has to do is spend his money, and pray to God that everyone forgets about the movie. (I don't know if this is the right Jim Davis. I'm referring to the man who is in charge of Garfield.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Makes fun of other Jim Davi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Jim Davis does when he's alone. Has his plush Garfield jump up and down on a plush Hobbes ... whether it's supposed to be violent or sexual, nobody's sure. NT: What the other Champions are thinking while standing behind Defender while he makes a public speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the other Champions are thinking while standing behind Defender while he makes a public speech. Nighthawk: I Don't want to be here. Ironclad: Would this blowhard just shut up. Witchcraft: Where did my Widget go? Shapphire: He's got a nice butt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Nighthawk: "I am the Duck. Be the Duck." Ironclad: "If my brain is made of solid metal, how do I ... urk ..." Witchcraft: "I miss the orgies. No! Be cheerful! Mommy said an Angel cursed me. I am not crazy. I miss...No!" Shapphire: "I'm still the cutest!" Kinetic: "I've just felt up both girls and Nightduck seventy-three times in the last seven seconds, and they have no idea! Damn, I am bored." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Nighthawk: "I should be leader, that should be me up there. I'd tell them....hm. I got nothing." Ironclad: "Defender is a good speaker, he's no Gob Neadral, but he can pontificate." Witchcraft: "Perhaps I should develop a confident, alliterative, spell casting style. Like they do in the comic books...Nah, By the Hoary Hoasts of Hastor sound dumn. Maybe a magic clevage window?" Sapphire: "I wonder who Brittainy is sleeping with now. I miss my fellow mousekateer." Kinetic:"Miss thang in row three is checking me out. I wonder if I could bring her on board without my other two B**tches getting angry." ...Defender: "Geeze, am I sorry I made this suit airtight...must... keep...speaking...Burritoes were a bad idea..." NT: What the rest of Eurostar is thinking as Fiacho "speaks" to the world via sattellite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the rest of Eurostar is thinking as Fiacho "speaks" to the world via sattellite. Durak: "I wish those perverts online would stop misinterpretting my 'Fist of Fiacho' nickname." Feuermacher: "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?" Scorpia: "I'm Irish ... why am I named after a desert arthropod?" Ultrasonique: "Why couldn't I be deaf instead of blind? The man's accent is atrocious!" Mentalla: "I never thought I'd say this, but these four are thinking too much. Or at least TOO LOUDLY." Mister E 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Durak: "I wish I didn't have to be here. I can't understand a word he is saying. Oh well just scowl and look menacing." Feuermacher: "The Human Torch ! Hah ! I'm the real deal !" Scorpia: "Mentalla's bum looks really big in that costume. And the cameras are picking it up too !" Ultrasonique: "Just end the year. Just end the year. 600 years since Agincourt, 200 since Trafalgar. Just end the year and stay out of Britain." Mentalla: "Look Menton I know you are listening so get lost. Or I'll tell everyone about your games of dress up." The Whip: "Doris Day is suing me for saying 'Whipcrack away' ?" White Flame: "Don't mention Agincourt or Trafalgar and Ultrasonique won't mention the England Football team" Pantera: "Toy ! Pretty ! Must have !" Bora: "Next person who says he's a bag of wind just like the Italian bimbo is getting a wind enema." (Going a little old and new school Eurostar) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Whip: I should buy a porsha, a huge one. Bora: Man, my lips are really chapped. Feuermacher: I should buy a codpiece, a huge one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Rage, new topic, new topic Rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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