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NT: Oh No ! The NGD Gorilla is loose ! And you are right in front of him as he beats his chest indicating he thinks you are a threat ! What do you do ?

 

Point off behind and to one side of him and yell, "THERE HE IS! THERE'S the guy who zapped the catsuit thread! GET HIM!"

 

NT: Things that are actually less fun than a real barrel of monkeys.

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NT: Things that are actually less fun than a real barrel of monkeys.

 

A barrel of monkeys all of whom have distemper.

 

NT: Unexpected uses for the Snuggie your mother-in-law foolishly gave you for Christmas. (Difficulty: no destruction of the Snuggie, however much it deserves it.)

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NT: Unexpected uses for the Snuggie your mother-in-law foolishly gave you for Christmas. (Difficulty: no destruction of the Snuggie' date=' however much it deserves it.)[/quote']

 

Liner for the new puppy bed.

 

New Topic: Other ghosts Ebenezer Scrooge didn't expect to see on that fateful Christmas Eve.

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New Topic: Other ghosts Ebenezer Scrooge didn't expect to see on that fateful Christmas Eve.

 

The ghost of a chance we have of getting decent health care reform. Or banking reform. Or political reform. Or...

 

Edit: I tried to rep CC for making me laugh after a hard day's Christmas shopping. Must spread it around. Still, thanks CC!

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"Yip Yip Yip!"

"What is that?"

"The Ghost of All the Puppies You've Kicked."

 

NT: You have only two weeks to get your charitable donations in to qualify for your tax deductions! And you've run out of actual causes! Who do you give the extra money to?

 

My wife. *innocent whistle*

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NT: You have only two weeks to get your charitable donations in to qualify for your tax deductions! And you've run out of actual causes! Who do you give the extra money to?

Well, part goes to Hero Games, naturally. :D But I'd throw a sizable chunk of change at the "Joe Quesada Forcible Early (and Permanent) Retirement Fund."

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The poor people who run the hostillaries that cater to people suffering from thirst and allowing people to meet and talk about their days while quenching thir thirst.

 

NT: Things that are so cool that they go together but really should not. For example Ninjas and Ice Cream !

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The poor people who run the hostillaries that cater to people suffering from thirst and allowing people to meet and talk about their days while quenching thir thirst.

 

NT: Things that are so cool that they go together but really should not. For example Ninjas and Ice Cream !

Turtles and Ninjas.

 

A Doctor and a Ninja.

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