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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

It doubles as a remote control for a car

(rep for the person who spots where this came from)

I'd say "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog", but that was a remote for a van, not a car. ;)

 

NT: What to do to people who say the end of the decade is 31st December 2009

 

Tell them, "No the end of 'the decade' is the letter 'e'."

 

NT: Completely wrong apps for your iPhone.

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It doubles as a remote control for a car

(rep for the person who spots where this came from)

 

It's one of the Bond movies. One with Pierce Brosnan, I think. I can't remember which one.

 

NT: Completely wrong apps for your iPhone.

 

Windows Vista for iPhone.

 

New Topic: What Dr. Destroyer really wants for Christmas.

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NT: Your evil plan was stopped by kittens...

 

...that I had trusted to be my inconspicuous, omnipresent spies. I forgot about the fact that they are cats and therefore selfish, lazy, undisciplined, and entirely useless.

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NT: Santa Claus has become a villain! What is his new name and modus operandi?

 

He now uses the nom de guerre Santa Coals, and when he finds the ones on the Naughty list, he doesn't just give them a stocking full of coal...he buries them in coal. And then sets the coal on fire.

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"and ole Satan Clause he's out there, and he's just getting' stronger"

Jimmy: "And what are we gonna do about that?"

"Be prepared Jimmy, that's my motto, be prepared"

I'll be extremely impressed if anyone knows where that came from without Google (or similar search engine).

 

Sacka' Claws - gives all the little children claws and lets them take care of things on their own.

 

NT: Hints that the tooth fairy is sick of her job.

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New Topic: What Steve Long really secretly wants for Christmas this year.

 

Better sales than 4E. he already has the better product, so....

 

NT: Subtle signs that it was a bad idea to give your grandmother a Snuggie for Christmas. (Difficulty: once again, no destruction of the Snuggie and no violence in general)

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