BoloOfEarth Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Boris Badenov and Natasha Nogoodnik join a twelve-step program for "Compulsive Villains Anonyomous"... ... but the whole program fails, since villains can't do ANYTHING anonymously. NT: Other twelve-step programs that failed miserably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other twelve-step programs that failed miserably. Teaching your dog quantum physics ... ... aw, heck ... Teaching Star Hero denizens quantum physics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Teaching Dean Martin 12 steps to sobriety Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other twelve-step programs that failed miserably. Building one more stairway leading nowhere, just for show. NT: If I were a Rich Man, all day long I'd.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Probably work like a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sing "If I were a rich man" from Fiddler on the Roof every time my ability to pay for something was questioned or I was offered the opportunity to apply for a loan/credit card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If I were a Rich Man' date=' all day long I'd....[/quote'] ...sit around and post useless stuff to the Hero Boards. Kinda like I do right now anyway.... New Topic: What you'd get your Significant Other for Valentine's Day if money were no object. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A blockbuster X-Files movie for her to star in that would make critics and audience happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A trip for two to the International Space Station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...sit around and post useless stuff to the Hero Boards. Kinda like I do right now anyway.... New Topic: What you'd get your Significant Other for Valentine's Day if money were no object. I'd get her a week-long vacation to Europe. And maybe I'll go to Australia... That reminds me of a joke, an exchange between a husband and his wife. "Honey, get the kids and pack your stuff. I just won the lottery." "Ooooo! Where are we going? Hawaii? Europe? Australia?" "No, you misunderstand. I said, 'Get the kids and pack your stuff, *I* just won the lottery..." NT: What is BoloOfEarth's wife going to do if she ever reads this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is BoloOfEarth's wife going to do if she ever reads this post. Let him receive oral sex from another female. Preferably a king cobra, but a diamondback rattlesnake will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It involves a rolling pin, I know that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat If he's married, he won't be for much longer.... NT: Subtle signs that your Marriage Counselor is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "No, no, 'swinging' is the new 'monogamy'...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your Marriage Counselor is out of her mind. "Monogamy is so overrated. I live with nine guys and five women, none of us are jealous, and it works just great. Well, Harold is a little too much into his barbed wire and mayonnaise, but it's OK most afternoons as long as it isn't snowing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Right before we talk about your reasons for being here, I need you to dress up as Furries. No real reason only that it excites me'. NT: What was the real reason behind the Saints winning the Suoperbowl (Difficulty no mention of organised crime, betting syndicates or that they outplayed the opposition or that the opposition was not good enough) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What was the real reason behind the Saints winning the Suoperbowl (Difficulty no mention of organised crime' date=' betting syndicates or that they outplayed the opposition or that the opposition was not good enough)[/quote'] Like God is going to let a team called 'The Saints' lose the Superbowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What was the real reason behind the Saints winning the Suoperbowl (Difficulty no mention of organised crime' date=' betting syndicates or that they outplayed the opposition or that the opposition was not good enough)[/quote'] Someone forgot to tell the Colts to celebrate Mardi Gras after the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat If he's married, he won't be for much longer.... NT: Subtle signs that your Marriage Counselor is out of her mind. "They're not wedding vows! They're wedding suggestions! Really!" NT: Subtle signs that you're seeing the wrong psychologist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you're seeing the wrong psychologist. When the session room is splattered in blood, and he uses the walls as a Rorschach test. (Psst! Narf, you didn't answer the current topic. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat (Psst! Narf' date=' you didn't answer the current topic. )[/quote'] I noticed. He's dead to me. You hear He's dead to me ! Ahem back to the topic. He wants to talk to you about your previous incarnation as The Maltese Falcon when this is your first appointment with them and you have not said anything at all about your problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What was the real reason behind the Saints winning the Superbowl (Difficulty no mention of organised crime' date=' betting syndicates or that they outplayed the opposition or that the opposition was not good enough)[/quote'] Statistically speaking, it had to happen sometime. NT: Subtle signs that you're seeing the wrong psychologist. He keeps saying, "There are not four lights. There are five lights." New Topic: Unusual things we'll see at this year's Olympic Closing Ceremony in a couple of weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat People managing to stay awake through it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When the session room is splattered in blood, and he uses the walls as a Rorschach test. (Psst! Narf, you didn't answer the current topic. ) (Well, then, at the risk of confusing things further: Alien Space Bats were involved. I can't talk much, They might....AUGH! Nothing to see here, move along, citizen...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unusual things we'll see at this year's Olympic Closing Ceremony in a couple of weeks. "I had no idea people could ski in the nude...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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