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NT: New sports for the Winter Olympics (difficulty no sport already in the Summer Olympics and should be cold weather related)

 

speed snow shoveling.

 

NT: If Global Warming causes the temperature to get colder, what causes the temperature get warmer?

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NT: If Global Warming causes the temperature to get colder' date=' what causes the temperature get warmer?[/quote']

 

Leaving the TV on too much. Which is to say, having it on at all.

 

NT: TV dinner combos that got rejected after market research.

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It sidles up to America and yells 'Oh My God ! Giant Emporer Penguins Attacking !', and when America looks South they invade and take all the nuclear weapons and nerf guns. China and Russia then back down.

 

NT: Fun things for the Joker to do (Difficulty no killing or setting something in motion that will kill anything)

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Uh-oh, they're on to us...

 

Also, we don't have ginormous battlemechs. None at all. Nope, nope, nope.

 

You mean like this one in Ancorage, Alaska (i.e., the U.S.A.? :P)

 

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NT: Fun things for the Joker to do (Difficulty no killing or setting something in motion that will kill anything)

 

Get into a "who's craziest" match of storytelling with Jigsaw.

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NT: Reasons I should have been a Mother:

 

Have your 14-year-old daughter and you have your cycles in synch so that you and she have screaming, PMS-fueled arguments periodically, while your son and husband lock themselves in the bunker downstairs and play videogames with the stereo turned up loud until the shrieking dies down and it's safe to walk the hall between the two bedrooms again.

 

:straight: Welcome to my life the last few days. While the kids have a week-long break from school, so the warring females have maximum duration of proximity to each other.

 

Oh, wait. You said should have had kids. Nevermind. :o

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NT: What neighboring country to yours needs to be invaded and why.

 

Bermuda, so all the insurance companies that are officially based there (in order to escape US taxes) can be seized, their executives arrested and executed as traitors, and the billions they've siphoned out of the American working class is returned in a form that actually benefits someone other than the fat cats.

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NT: How Canada could TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!reverb

 

Armies of killer cyborgs that look like Geddy Lee.

 

New Topic: Unusual venues for a rock band to play a concert. (Difficulty: Must be for a specific band.)

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