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NT: Random events not related to super-villains' date=' crime, or extra-dimensional threats that would qualify as Clobberin' Time.[/quote']

 

The first period of the USA-Finland hockey game the other day.

 

New Topic: If Team USA wins the men's ice hockey gold medal against Team Canada later today....

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NT: Not that there;'s a good time' date=' but [i']really bad times[/i] to be trapped in a time paradox.

Mayday, Mayday, Mayday

Calling all stations

This is Golf Mike Oscar Victor Juliet

IMC CU.NIMB.ICING

In great difficulty

Over

"Y'know, I would have sworn there was a major commercial airport right about here."

 

NT: f y cn rd ths, ______________________

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NT: Subtle signs that the man who drew up the final healthcare proposal is out of his mind. (Difficulty: Nothing Partisan)

 

The entire 3000-page bill is about veterinary care, with not one sentence addressing medical care for humans.

 

New Topic: We haven't heard much about Foxbat recently. What's he been up to?

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NT: Subtle signs that dogs are running the world in secret.

 

More and more politicians are wearing the Cone of Shame these days. SQUIRREL!!

 

New Topic: Fun things to do with a box of cheap wine, a Saturn V rocket, and a jar of surfboard wax.

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New Topic: Fun things to do with a box of cheap wine' date=' a Saturn V rocket, and a jar of surfboard wax.[/quote']

 

Apply surfboard wax to side of concrete building, making sure you spell out some profound message in large letters. Over the years, that message will be permanently stained (or, perhaps, anti-stained) into the concrete for the life of the building.

 

Drink box of wine after finishing your immortal graffiti project.

 

Pass out under old Saturn V rocket.

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New Topic: Fun things to do with a box of cheap wine' date=' a Saturn V rocket, and a jar of surfboard wax.[/quote']

 

Use the wax on the Saturn 5 and then use it to surf he States horizontally while drinking the wine. Like no-one's ever done that before.

 

NT: How will the masters of rep fix the NGD election this year

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