Pariah Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Random events not related to super-villains' date=' crime, or extra-dimensional threats that would qualify as Clobberin' Time.[/quote'] The first period of the USA-Finland hockey game the other day. New Topic: If Team USA wins the men's ice hockey gold medal against Team Canada later today.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: If Team USA wins the men's ice hockey gold medal against Team Canada later today.... The Canadian government will take away Brian Burke's passport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Canada gets to play real battleship and sink the aircraft carriers of the US Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat We have a time paradox on our hands. A nasty one. NT: Not that there;'s a good time, but really bad times to be trapped in a time paradox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat [quote=Michael Hopcroft;1988214 NT: Not that there;'s a good time, but really bad times to be trapped in a time paradox. When you REALLY have to go to the bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not that there;'s a good time' date=' but [i']really bad times[/i] to be trapped in a time paradox. "I'm sorry, but we'll have to handcuff you to Gilbert Gottfried. Have a happy Groundhog's Day!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not that there;'s a good time' date=' but [i']really bad times[/i] to be trapped in a time paradox. Mayday, Mayday, Mayday Calling all stations This is Golf Mike Oscar Victor Juliet IMC CU.NIMB.ICING In great difficulty Over "Y'know, I would have sworn there was a major commercial airport right about here." NT: f y cn rd ths, ______________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: f y cn rd ths' date=' ______________________[/quote'] Pls tll m wh stl ll r vwls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Y'know, I would have sworn there was a major commercial airport right about here." NT: f y cn rd ths, ______________________ y dnt nd glsss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat y cn bkm a sec n gt a gd jb. (Old ad for secretarial school) NT: Why is the Board blue and orange ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why is the Board blue and orange ? Because fuschia and paisley don't work very well together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why is the Board blue and orange ? It's rooting for Duke vs Syracuse in the NCAA finals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why is the Board blue and orange ? Because they were the only crayons Dan had left. NT: Subtle signs that the man who drew up the final healthcare proposal is out of his mind. (Difficulty: Nothing Partisan) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the man who drew up the final healthcare proposal is out of his mind. (Difficulty: Nothing Partisan) "... provides chicken soup and Batman band-aids for everyone!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the man who drew up the final healthcare proposal is out of his mind. (Difficulty: Nothing Partisan) "Look, all we really need to do is provide government mandated Flintstones Vitamins for the country." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the man who drew up the final healthcare proposal is out of his mind. (Difficulty: Nothing Partisan) The entire 3000-page bill is about veterinary care, with not one sentence addressing medical care for humans. New Topic: We haven't heard much about Foxbat recently. What's he been up to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He was arrested at a Furry Con and has been trying to live down the shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: We haven't heard much about Foxbat recently. What's he been up to? He switched his 3000-page Master Plan manifesto with the proposed national health care legislation, and has been waiting for the public indignation.... but noboby noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat About six foot two, as usual. NT: Subtle signs that dogs are running the world in secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everyone feels Wuff ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat About six foot two, as usual. NT: Subtle signs that dogs are running the world in secret. ...Dogs get scientifically-devised foods. Humans get fast food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that dogs are running the world in secret. More and more politicians are wearing the Cone of Shame these days. SQUIRREL!! New Topic: Fun things to do with a box of cheap wine, a Saturn V rocket, and a jar of surfboard wax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Fun things to do with a box of cheap wine' date=' a Saturn V rocket, and a jar of surfboard wax.[/quote'] Apply surfboard wax to side of concrete building, making sure you spell out some profound message in large letters. Over the years, that message will be permanently stained (or, perhaps, anti-stained) into the concrete for the life of the building. Drink box of wine after finishing your immortal graffiti project. Pass out under old Saturn V rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dissasemble Saturn 5 and use the parts to make a small theme park, use the surboard wax on the slides, and serve the wine to the guests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Fun things to do with a box of cheap wine' date=' a Saturn V rocket, and a jar of surfboard wax.[/quote'] Use the wax on the Saturn 5 and then use it to surf he States horizontally while drinking the wine. Like no-one's ever done that before. NT: How will the masters of rep fix the NGD election this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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