Cancer Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How will the masters of rep fix the NGD election this year By calling the int() function. In Fortran it was called IFIX(), hence the term "fix". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How will the masters of rep fix the NGD election this year With duct tape and chicken wire. You can fix anything with duct tape and chicken wire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How will the masters of rep fix the NGD election this year First they must break it! NT: Subtle signs that carrying guns to coffee-shops is not as good an idea as it sounds. (Difficulty: no actual firing of the guns) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that carrying guns to coffee-shops is not as good an idea as it sounds. (Difficulty: no actual firing of the guns) The coffee shop in question proudly and prominently displays a copy of the Bill of Rights. Strangely, there only seem to be nine of them..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that carrying guns to coffee-shops is not as good an idea as it sounds. (Difficulty: no actual firing of the guns) "Y'know, fella, most people that carry guns in public, well, they generally take them out of the gun cabinet first." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Today's the day the Daleks and the Cybermen are getting their caffine fix. NT: We all know that General Zod stand for election every four years. But what do Ursa or Non do in the meantime ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat kneel before Zod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: We all know that General Zod stand for election every four years. But what do Ursa or Non do in the meantime ? Entrap the opposing candidates into new sex scandals. (Although you don't want to know how Non does the job....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Today's the day the Daleks and the Cybermen are getting their caffine fix. NT: We all know that General Zod stand for election every four years. But what do Ursa or Non do in the meantime ? The talk show rounds. NT: Situations in which it would be useful to be carrying a duck. Difficulty: Must make common and logical sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Situations in which it would be useful to be carrying a duck. Difficulty: Must make common and logical sense. You're a waiter at a classy restaurant. Hey, you didn't specify a LIVE duck.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When rescuing the duck from whatever peril. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When attempting to sneak into an Aflac commercial taping. NT: The scariest thing for the computer in a Turing Test to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When attempting to sneak into an Aflac commercial taping. NT: The scariest thing for the computer in a Turing Test to say. ...That doesn't make common sense, as stated. "I've looked at your test scores. Apparently, I'm the only sentient in the room." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The scariest thing for the computer in a Turing Test to say. 'Do you mind? I'm trying to plot the painful death of all organic life here, so why do you keep bothering me with these tests?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The scariest thing for the computer in a Turing Test to say. "I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't allow that." New Topic: Subtle signs that your significant other has been replaced by a replicant. (Difficulty: No references to the Voight-Kampff Test or Stepford.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that your significant other has been replaced by a replicant. (Difficulty: No references to the Voight-Kampff Test or Stepford.) She starts falling apart on her thirtieth birthday. Literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...That doesn't make common sense' date=' as stated.[/quote'] Imagine trying to get into a set filming an Aflac commercial, and getting stopped by a security guard at the gate. Don't you think having a (white) duck (yeah, I've heard many say it's really a goose, but the Aflac site says duck so that's what I'm using. ) would improve your chances of bluffing your way in? "What, you don't recognize the 'star' of the show? I'm the animal handler." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that your significant other has been replaced by a replicant. (Difficulty: No references to the Voight-Kampff Test or Stepford.) The fact that I suddnly have a significant other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Imagine trying to get into a set filming an Aflac commercial, and getting stopped by a security guard at the gate. Don't you think having a (white) duck (yeah, I've heard many say it's really a goose, but the Aflac site says duck so that's what I'm using. ) would improve your chances of bluffing your way in? "What, you don't recognize the 'star' of the show? I'm the animal handler." Yeah, but there's the gaping question of why you are trying to get into a filming of an Aflac commercial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Yeah' date=' but there's the gaping question of [i']why[/i] you are trying to get into a filming of an Aflac commercial. Who knows? And more importantly, it's not relevant to the scene you put forth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Who knows? And more importantly' date=' it's not relevant to the scene you put forth. [/quote'] Certainly it is. If there's no common-sense reason to sneak into an Aflac commercial, then it fails the common-sense test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Geez. Okay, say it's a teenage prank. Happy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tangent? What tangent? Do we have a third reply for the scenario posed in Post #16640? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Geez. Okay' date=' say it's a teenage prank. Happy?[/quote'] Sorry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that your significant other has been replaced by a replicant. (Difficulty: No references to the Voight-Kampff Test or Stepford.) "Honey, there's a Mr. Deckart on the phone...." NT: Subtle signs your cyberpunk campaign isn't as dark and grim as you wanted it to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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