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NT: How will the masters of rep fix the NGD election this year

 

By calling the int() function. In Fortran it was called IFIX(), hence the term "fix".

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NT: Subtle signs that carrying guns to coffee-shops is not as good an idea as it sounds. (Difficulty: no actual firing of the guns)

 

The coffee shop in question proudly and prominently displays a copy of the Bill of Rights. Strangely, there only seem to be nine of them.....

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NT: Subtle signs that carrying guns to coffee-shops is not as good an idea as it sounds. (Difficulty: no actual firing of the guns)

 

"Y'know, fella, most people that carry guns in public, well, they generally take them out of the gun cabinet first."

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Today's the day the Daleks and the Cybermen are getting their caffine fix.

 

NT: We all know that General Zod stand for election every four years. But what do Ursa or Non do in the meantime ?

The talk show rounds.

 

NT: Situations in which it would be useful to be carrying a duck. Difficulty: Must make common and logical sense.

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When attempting to sneak into an Aflac commercial taping.

 

NT: The scariest thing for the computer in a Turing Test to say.

...That doesn't make common sense, as stated.

 

"I've looked at your test scores. Apparently, I'm the only sentient in the room."

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NT: The scariest thing for the computer in a Turing Test to say.

 

"I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't allow that."

 

New Topic: Subtle signs that your significant other has been replaced by a replicant. (Difficulty: No references to the Voight-Kampff Test or Stepford.)

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...That doesn't make common sense' date=' as stated.[/quote']

 

Imagine trying to get into a set filming an Aflac commercial, and getting stopped by a security guard at the gate. Don't you think having a (white) duck (yeah, I've heard many say it's really a goose, but the Aflac site says duck so that's what I'm using. :P) would improve your chances of bluffing your way in?

 

"What, you don't recognize the 'star' of the show? I'm the animal handler." ;)

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Imagine trying to get into a set filming an Aflac commercial, and getting stopped by a security guard at the gate. Don't you think having a (white) duck (yeah, I've heard many say it's really a goose, but the Aflac site says duck so that's what I'm using. :P) would improve your chances of bluffing your way in?

 

"What, you don't recognize the 'star' of the show? I'm the animal handler." ;)

Yeah, but there's the gaping question of why you are trying to get into a filming of an Aflac commercial.

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Yeah' date=' but there's the gaping question of [i']why[/i] you are trying to get into a filming of an Aflac commercial.

 

Who knows? And more importantly, it's not relevant to the scene you put forth. :P

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Who knows? And more importantly' date=' it's not relevant to the scene you put forth. :P[/quote']

Certainly it is. If there's no common-sense reason to sneak into an Aflac commercial, then it fails the common-sense test.

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New Topic: Subtle signs that your significant other has been replaced by a replicant. (Difficulty: No references to the Voight-Kampff Test or Stepford.)

 

"Honey, there's a Mr. Deckart on the phone...."

 

NT: Subtle signs your cyberpunk campaign isn't as dark and grim as you wanted it to be.

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