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NT: Subtle signs that your veterinarian is out of her mind.

The surgery table connected to the lightning rod mast, with the stitched-together collection of various animal parts. But what makes her really insane is that she refers to it as "Fluffy", despite the reptilian (horned toad, in fact) skin on most of the back.

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NT: Bugs Bunny sells out. So show scenes where Bugs betrays his followers/fans or name the films/TV shows he does

 

He appears in a movie where he has to share top billing with Michael Jordan.

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NT: When was your last food hangover and how did you cope with it ?

 

Years ago I had a hamburger at an aging dive that made me sick. I stayed home from work that day and ended up losing the best day job I ever had partially because of it.

 

Since then the dive has moved and gone smokeless. But it's still there.

 

NT: Subtle signs that you really shouldn't have messed with Zeus today.

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NT: Subtle signs that you really shouldn't have messed with Zeus today.

 

Your girlfriend was abducted and seduced by a really, really studly bull. And yes, that's her story and she's sticking to it.

 

[OT: I know a RL person named Zeus. He's of Persian descent, and pronounces it Zee-us.]

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NT: Subtle signs that you really shouldn't have messed with Zeus today.

 

"Sir, there's a three-headed dog here to see you. He said something about a mutual acquaintance and 'sticks'. Shall I send him in?"

New Topic: Change one word of a well-known title. (Example: Metallica shows their softer side with their newest CD, "Master of Puppies".)

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