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New Topic: Change one word of a well-known title. (Example: Metallica shows their softer side with their newest CD' date=' "Master of Puppies".)[/quote']

 

Staying with the classics, we have that pr0n movie, Alice Does Wonderland.

(I'm afraid to check, but I'd bet it's already been done.)

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New Topic: Change one word of a well-known title. (Example: Metallica shows their softer side with their newest CD, "Master of Puppies".)

 

The Lord of the Fling: A story about one man and all the ladies he had a one night stand with.

 

New Topic: The same as pariah's

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NT: Absolutely amazing change to the Champions superteam for 6th Edition. (Difficulty: Must be a fictitious change' date=' such as "All of the members were once members of CLOWN.")[/quote']

 

Sapphire gets herself cloned about two dozen times so she can meet all her publicity obligations and still fight crime.

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NT: Absolutely amazing change to the Champions superteam for 6th Edition. (Difficulty: Must be a fictitious change' date=' such as "All of the members were once members of CLOWN.")[/quote']

The Return of Seeker!!

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NT: Fictional movies that will make you want to blow up the theatre you just saw them in. (Again' date=' no real movies)[/quote']

 

The Return of Seeker!

 

The Bacandforthtrian feels ill at the idea, but the infamous Dr. Infamous wants to watch it at the premier. Which helps explain why he's infamous.

 

The Bacandforthtrian and Dr. Infamous are products of Basil's Twisted Imagination, Unk. All rides reserved.

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Fictional movies that will make you want to blow up the theatre you just saw them in. (Again' date=' no real movies)[/quote']

 

Twi-Zilla.

 

NT: Franchises that would be poor choices for a 'Babies' or 'Junior' spinoff (a la Muppet Babies or James Bond Jr.).

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NT: Franchises that would be poor choices for a 'Babies' or 'Junior' spinoff (a la Muppet Babies or James Bond Jr.).

 

Callahan's Crosstime Saloon Babies. Because baby bottles are usually made of plastic, and they just don't shatter when you throw 'em into the fireplace.

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NT: New uses for spreadsheets

 

From Jack.xls:

 

line number, columnA, columnB, columnC, columnD, columnE, columnF, columnG, columnH, columnI, columnJ,

{...}

89281, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89282, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89283, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89284, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89285, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89286, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89287, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89288, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89289, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89290, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89291, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89292, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89293, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89294, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89295, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89296, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89297, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89298, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89299, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

89300, All, Work, And, No, Play, Make, Jack, A, Dull, Boy,

{...}

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NT: New uses for spreadsheets

 

"... it has every politician's name, marital status, party affiliation, congressional seniority, bills introduced, voting record, major campaign contributors, and stances on major social issues. This column shows each one's Relative Scandal Index. I'm still working the bugs out of the Hypocrisy Rating -- Excel is having trouble counting that high..."

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NT: New uses for spreadsheets

 

"And this spreadsheet displays all the pros, cons and consequences of invading Russia. You know, Napoleon could really have used one of these...."

 

NT: Subtle signs that the people who programmed your new video game are out of their minds.

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NT: Reasons teh bunneh should run for President.

 

He'd take care of that Bin Laden rascal once and for all. :bmk:

 

New Topic: New, clever names for old constellations.

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