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Bumper Batmobiles.

 

NT: Subtle signs your favorite NBA team is totally outmatched tonight. (Difficulty: no mention of the New Jersey Nets)

The other team realized that jetpacks are not illegal in matches. (I dunno if they are or not)

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NT: Subtle signs your favorite NBA team is totally outmatched tonight. (Difficulty: no mention of the New Jersey Nets)

 

Too busy watching Monday Night Raw

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A tank - looking at the business end

 

/-------\

|...O...|

.-------.

"===="

 

(I know, my ASCII skills are weak. :( )

 

 

 

New Topic: The Army is all out of tanks! What will they use now?

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New Topic: The Army is all out of tanks! What will they use now?

 

The A-Team will throw together a few heavily-armored cars. 'Course, they won't be able to hit anything they fire at...

 

NT: The Next Remake (a.k.a. How Hollywood can further destroy our childhoods)

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The A-Team will throw together a few heavily-armored cars. 'Course, they won't be able to hit anything they fire at...

 

NT: The Next Remake (a.k.a. How Hollywood can further destroy our childhoods)

Muppets: The Scooby Doo Treatment

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NT: The Next Remake (a.k.a. How Hollywood can further destroy our childhoods)

 

Tom Cruise as Dr. Johnny Fever

Denzel Washington as Venus Flytrap

Pam Anderson as Jennifer

 

in WKRP 2010

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NT: Subtle signs the guys covering the NFL Draft are out of their minds.

 

In reviewing the Broncos' pick of Tim Tebow, they write the following: "This is a guy whom I simply wouldn't bet against, and I expect nothing but success for him in Denver."

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NT: Subtle signs the guys covering the NFL Draft are out of their minds.

 

"These young punks are nothing compared to the volunteers that Kitchener got back in 1915! These kids are a bunch of fat, indolent maroons who don't have the guts to put on the pantalons rouge and charge the machine guns like back at First Marne! Gutless young pukes, all of them! Draftees are always lousy, cowardly sorts; only regulars and volunteers can be counted to amount to anything."

 

NT: Things that might make people want to take the freshman physics lab course.

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NT: Things that might make people want to take the freshman physics lab course.

Freshman Physics: Applied Explosions.

 

NT: reasons people would want to take a freshman Biology class.

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