death tribble Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat As a maitre D of a hotel or restaurant. (I mean seriously they answer to other people and most supervillains don't like that) NT: Villains the Ironettes (the dancing girls from Iron Man 2 that support Iron Man at the start of the movie) should face. Difficulty no saying you or any other poster on the board or their online identity elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Villains the Ironettes (the dancing girls from Iron Man 2 that support Iron Man at the start of the movie) should face. Difficulty no saying you or any other poster on the board or their online identity elsewhere. The Wrinkled Shirt Gang. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Villains the Ironettes (the dancing girls from Iron Man 2 that support Iron Man at the start of the movie) should face. Difficulty no saying you or any other poster on the board or their online identity elsewhere. I'm not sure, though Mr. Freeze would have them in his power very, very quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Villains the Ironettes (the dancing girls from Iron Man 2 that support Iron Man at the start of the movie) should face. Difficulty no saying you or any other poster on the board or their online identity elsewhere. Rust Monster and Rust eater NT; Subtle signs that the crew at McDonald's got your order wrong again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They give you Pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT; Subtle signs that the crew at McDonald's got your order wrong again. You ordered food, and they gave you whatever it is that McDonald's makes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT; Subtle signs that the crew at McDonald's got your order wrong again. "And this week, there's no charge for the seaweed on your musk-ox special!" NT: Subatomic particles no one ever heard of before, and how they fit into physical reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subatomic particles no one ever heard of before' date=' and how they fit into physical reality.[/quote'] "Gentlemen, I give you the Sachron. It's a quarter the size of a proton. So far the only practical purpose we've discovered is that it sweetens coffee." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Murpheon. This is the bad luck particle and gave rise to Murphy's Law. If it can go wrong, it will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subatomic particles no one ever heard of before' date=' and how they fit into physical reality.[/quote'] "Gentlemen, we have discovered a new particle, the Getiton, which appears to control a man's likelihood of hooking up with an attractive female at the bar! And with my Getiton Collector, all the hot chicks will soon be mine! Bwa-ha-ha!!!" NT: More signs that you must have done something to piss off Murphy (of Murphy's Law fame). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More signs that you must have done something to piss off Murphy (of Murphy's Law fame). Late in the day, sitting on the toilet, you discover that the butt seam of your pants has come apart such that you can put both fists through the resultant hole at the same time. This is after delivering several blackboard lectures that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More signs that you must have done something to piss off Murphy (of Murphy's Law fame). For some reason, all the traffic lights on your commute home turn red at the very second you approach them. And they remain red for about three times as long as normal. All this when you're in a big hurry to get home because you didn't set the DVR to record the playoff game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Whenever you are in a queue you get tackled by an American footballer in full gear just asb you are about to get to the front of said queue and thus lose your place. NT: Unexpected results from the General Election in Britain. (Note Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland as well as England are voting) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected results from the General Election in Britain. (Note Wales' date=' Scotland and Northern Ireland as well as England are voting)[/quote'] The United Anarchist Party wins a majority, resulting in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected results from the General Election in Britain. (Note Wales' date=' Scotland and Northern Ireland as well as England are voting)[/quote'] Harold Saxon gets himself re-elected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected results from the General Election in Britain. (Note Wales' date=' Scotland and Northern Ireland as well as England are voting)[/quote'] A landslide win for Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Blackpool Rock Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable Brrroooo Norman Michael (rings bell) (blows whistle) Edward (sounds car horn) (does train impersonation) (sounds buzzer) Thomas Moo... (sings) "We'll keep a welcome in the..." (fires gun) William (makes silly noise) "Raindrops keep falling on my" (weird noise) "Don't sleep in the subway" (cuckoo cuckoo) Naaoooo... Smith. Oh, and no generals are elected. NT: Completely expected results from the General Election in Britain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Completely expected results from the General Election in Britain. Americans have never heard of anyone who gets elected or turned out of office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Completely expected results from the General Election in Britain. They need to have another one in about six months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The politicians work out a new way to extort mo9ney from the people in the wake of the expenses scandal that dogged all parties in the last session. NT: Sicily brought us the office of Tyrant, Rome the Dictator and Venice the Doge. What political office does your country or city or area bring (difficulty existing ones like President, King, Queen, Crown Prince or Premier are all accounted for) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Sicily brought us the office of Tyrant' date=' Rome the Dictator and Venice the Doge. What political office does your country or city or area bring (difficulty existing ones like President, King, Queen, Crown Prince or Premier are all accounted for)[/quote'] Portland has given us the Official Pimp. His job is to secure "partners" for the City Council members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Sicily brought us the office of Tyrant' date=' Rome the Dictator and Venice the Doge. What political office does your country or city or area bring (difficulty existing ones like President, King, Queen, Crown Prince or Premier are all accounted for)[/quote'] The 'Lustrous Potentate. I said, The 'Lustrous Potentate. Coy, dad-blame it, this here's BUBBA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Sicily brought us the office of Tyrant' date=' Rome the Dictator and Venice the Doge. What political office does your country or city or area bring (difficulty existing ones like President, King, Queen, Crown Prince or Premier are all accounted for)[/quote'] The Folksinger Laureate of Oregon NT: Subtle signs that every single candidate in your city's mayoral election is out of their minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Folksinger Laureate of Oregon NT: Subtle signs that every single candidate in your city's mayoral election is out of their minds. They actually WANT to be Mayor of San Diego. (San Diego has a major fiscal crisis. Whoever's in office when the city goes bankrupt will be blamed.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that every single candidate in your city's mayoral election is out of their minds. They agree that the city's most urgent problem is removal of all the pavement on the streets and sidewalks to release the accumulation of bad nematode ju-ju out of the ground so that it will diffuse into interplanetary space before the Cataclysm of December 2012 gets here. If that isn't done, then the city will sink into Puget Sound and we all will become orca bait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that every single candidate in your city's mayoral election is out of their minds. Their debate is done completely as pantomime. (Apparently, the solution to the city's fiscal crisis is "an invisible box".) NT: Not-so-great ideas for Mother's Day gifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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