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NT: Subtle signs that your Mom does not approve of your adventuring career.

 

"I can't believe you went all the way to Mordor and didn't even send me a postcard!"

 

NT: The third inevitable thing besides Death and Taxes.

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NT: A perfectly ordinary object' date=' in a rather strange place. Be creative - You're RPG'ers![/quote']

 

Inside the virtual world of the universe's greatest computer, is a doorknob. No door -- just a doorknob. Turn it and it says "Hey! Stop turning me!"

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NT: A perfectly ordinary object' date=' in a rather strange place. Be creative - You're RPG'ers! :D[/quote']

 

A rusted-out fender from a 1964 Ford Fairlane. It seems to be slowly emerging from under a sand dune in Gusev Crater, as the now-immobile Spirit Rover watches as the restless Martian breeze pushes the dust along ....

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NT: A perfectly ordinary object' date=' in a rather strange place. Be creative - You're RPG'ers! :D[/quote']

 

A fresh bottle of milk and a box of cereal in the Infernal City of Dis.

 

NT: Vacation destinations that would make you wish you'd visited the Infernal City of Dis instead.

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NT: Vacation destinations that would make you wish you'd visited the Infernal City of Dis instead.

 

16 hours on the tarmac at O'Hare in August. Oh wait, you said "instead of". Hmm. Stuck in McGuire AFB, New Jersey without ground transportation out. Nuts, there's that "instead of" again. Wait, I have it. Outside at the Greyhound pick-up point in Okanogan, Washington, in a howling blizzard in January waiting to be picked up after Christmas Break.

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NT: Vacation destinations that would make you wish you'd visited the Infernal City of Dis instead.

 

Furnace Creek, CA, Death Valley National Monument. In August. And the power's out again. And the pool is closed.

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Oudenarde in Belgium.

Boring is what the Citywas created for.

 

NT: The Life and Times of --------------------- (difficulty Not Grizzly Adams or anyone whose life deserves to be commerorated)

 

George W. Bush. Or, at least the life, I don't think he could tell time.

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