OddHat Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Bend over, Bucky." NT: "Ha! You are no match for my..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Bend over, Bucky." NT: "Ha! You are no match for my..." impeccable fashion sense! The experts on Queer Eye For The Good Guy really made this costume work!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat lighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Ha! You are no match for my..." "Wicked-cool ability to sling bull**** like there's no tomorrow!" NT: Signs your teenager is turning into a Mad Scientist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your teenager is turning into a Mad Scientist. "Son, it's not just that I mind you strapping Cheryl to the table. It’s inappropriate, but you two are at an age where this sort of exploration is to be expected. It’s not even that I mind the electrical equipment or the bucket of eels. I got kinky once or twice when I was your age. Still, son, when I see the ironic hunchback and the human brains in jars, well, I start to worry." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Signs your teenager is turning into a Mad Scientist. "Now honey, daddy knows you really like this new boyfriend of yours, but I can't say I like the body piercings he's got and stuff . Bolts in the neck? And where did you say you met him anyways? What do you mean 'which piece?'?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your teenager is turning into a Mad Scientist.The family cat is slowly turning into a super hot cat-babe with huge tits. NT: What you would say/do if aliens demanded, "Take me to your leader..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you would say/do if aliens demanded' date=' "Take me to your leader..."[/quote'] "And here's some candy for you, too. Those outfits are great!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you would say/do if aliens demanded, "Take me to your leader..." Go on the website and get Steve Long's address. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Take them to McDonald's or Disney World. NT: A famous celebrity turns into a superhero - who, what powers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A famous celebrity turns into a superhero - who, what powers? Barbara Streisand-she becomes Megastreisand and has the power to shatter eardrums with her sonic disupotor voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A famous celebrity turns into a superhero - who' date=' what powers?[/quote'] "Say, hasn't anyone else noticed that Lindesy Lohan and Sailor Phobos have never been in the same place at the same time? Makes you wonder....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So when did Prince get the levels of shrinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pssst ... new theme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... NT: Things in your bio that would keep you from holding office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things in your bio that would keep you from holding office. "Eviscerating prostitutes is a crime? Who knew?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things in your bio that would keep you from holding office. I've voted for Nader in the past. And Perot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things in your bio that would keep you from holding office. "My biggest endorsement is from the Hero NGD Board crew." NT: Weekend projects that shouldn't be in your plans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Weekend projects that shouldn't be in your plans. "Honey, when are you going to clean out the paperboy trap? It's starting to smell!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Weekend projects that shouldn't be in your plans. Hmm, Saturday, build papermache spaceship. Okay, let's get the glue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Of all the times for the coin-operated parrot to break down, why this weekend? I wanted to go to the beach!" NT: Signs your daughter is dabbling in Forces Beyond Mortal Comprehension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your daughter is dabbling in Forces Beyond Mortal Comprehension. "Daddy, can I go to a sleep over next weekend? It's for the great conjunction when they who came first shall return and reclaim what is rightfully theirs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your daughter is dabbling in Forces Beyond Mortal Comprehension. Honey, Mary is sleeping above her sheets. FIVE FEET above her sheets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Thank you Dr. Venkman. Daddy, will you buy me that Pokemon Altar? and I forgot again! NT: Things you are not so sure about in your teenage son's new friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you are not so sure about in your teenage son's new friends. "I know Teenage boys are supposed to have black holes for stomaches. But this is the first time I've seen one eat the couch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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