death tribble Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The 20 years to life prison sentence for distributing it. NT: What can I do with a song in my heart ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What can I do with a song in my heart ? Run around causing chaos, panic, and general destruction. If the song happens to be death metal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What can I do with a song in my heart ? Dig that crazy beat, dude! (I tried to find a clip from Red Dwarf where the doctor and captain were listening to Cat's heartbeat, but was unfortunately unsuccessful.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What can I do with a song in my heart ? Surgical removal, before it causes an embolism. NT: More things you'd like to see set on fire, simply for the entertainment value. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More things you'd like to see set on fire' date=' simply for the entertainment value.[/quote'] Detroit. It should do a few million dollars worth of urban improvements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Perez Hilton, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashion, Sean Coombs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Perez Hilton' date=' Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashion, Sean Coombs.[/quote'] Nah, none of them have any meat on 'em. They're like twigs. You need someone with more fuel, like Rosie O'Donnell or Rush Limbaugh. But I like the way you think, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. [Edit: this isn't a third entry, just a comment on DT's entry. Please continue.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More things you'd like to see set on fire' date=' simply for the entertainment value.[/quote'] The statues in front of Paul Bunyan's, where The Food is Good (But Not TOO Good, eh?). NT: Unexpectedly fun things to race around town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpectedly fun things to race around town. Grey squirrels whose tails have been set on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dinosaurs with harnesses. Makes the Kentucky Derby look rather staid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpectedly fun things to race around town. Police cars. But boy, does the desk sergeant get mad at you! NT: Worst idea for a new fast food restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst idea for a new fast food restaurant. "The food that pecks back! BOB'S BITE OFF LIVE CHICKENS' HEADS BOOTH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst idea for a new fast food restaurant. "Arnie's Whole Beef Halves! We deliver!" (Offer not valid in Sectors R and N). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst idea for a new fast food restaurant. Kentucky Fried Oysters. New Topic: Superhero endorsements for fast food restaurants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Hulkburger franchise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat As sticky as Spiderman's webs but it comes off so you can bin it, yes it is Brand X bubblegum. As endorsed by Spiderman himself, Excelsior ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Superhero endorsements for fast food restaurants. "Hi, I'm Superman, here to tell you about Big McSupers: the burgers so good, they're flying off the plates!" NT: Unwise comic-book teamups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unwise comic-book teamups Sailor Moon and the Punisher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Archie Comics and the Punisher... ...Oh, wait... Spider-man and the Punisher? (Videogame) ...Oh, wait... Count that as 1, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Superman and the Punisher. Punisher just doesn't play well with others, does he? NT: The last thing you'd expect to hear Batman say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi, I'm Batman, may I take your order? Todays specials are..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Superman and the Punisher. Punisher just doesn't play well with others, does he? NT: The last thing you'd expect to hear Batman say. "Y'know, today I'm going to stay in my pajamas and relax. Bring some cookies and milk, please, Alfred." ...For that matter, "Please". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The last thing you'd expect to hear Batman say. "That's funny." NT; Subtle signs that the food section editor of your local newspaper has lost her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "That's funny." NT; Subtle signs that the food section editor of your local newspaper has lost her mind. She's clearly posting from To Serve Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She photographs real people eating the food rather than emaciated Models. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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