Shadow Hawk Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat An Indian chief had three wives. The first wife slept on cowhide, the second wife a deerhide and the third on hippopotamus hide. The first gave birth to a baby boy, the second to a baby girl and the third had twins - a boy and a girl. Looking at what happened, the old chief declared, "The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: In memory of Martin Gardner, your favorite bit of mathematics. E=MC Hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Imagine a barber has this sign up on his door: "I shave all men in this town, and only those men, who don't shave themselves." Since all men in this town are shaven, who shaves the barber? Himself? He never shaves a man who shaves himself, so he can't shave himself. Someone else? Then he's a man who doesn't shave himself. Yet he shaves ALL such men. So nobody else can shave him either. This is all part of Set Theory, one of the essential elements of modern mathematics. NT: Subtle signs that your math tutor is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Answers to the math assignment 2+2=4 and a cat 2+4=6 and a cat 4+6+10 and a cat 6+10=16 and a cat (Teacher has a 'add a puss' complex) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your math tutor is out of her mind. "OK, let's see you make change for an eighteen-dollar bill better than the guy at the Seven-Eleven, who just looked at me funny." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Let's all test whether one and one is two by throwing people off the roof of the science block.....' NT: Subtle signs that Mexico could win a war against the US Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When the US troops line up at the border, all the Mexicans are already behind them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Mexico could win a war against the US Mariachi bands > American Idol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Mexico could win a war against the US The Americans are too busy watching TV and playing World of Warcraft to even notice the invasion. NT: Subtle signs that perhaps you should spend a little less time online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that perhaps you should spend a little less time online. You play World of War-crack. Period. Okay, less snarky response. Your kids call you "Uncle Daddy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You can no longer tolerate fresh air and don't understand what dark is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that perhaps you should spend a little less time online. You're eight weeks into a ten-week quarter and you have several huge stacks of student papers that need grading ... right after get your fire sorceress up to 60th level. NT: On-line games that slipped quietly out of business and vanished without trace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat IRS Inspector. Play the part of heroic tax inspectors as they try to force the miserable public to part with their ill gotten gains in order to fund the pay roll of the Senate and Congress. Somehow it just was not popular with the masses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: On-line games that slipped quietly out of business and vanished without trace. Business Ethics, an innovative program for the corporate world where users could only advance within their imaginary companies by making choices and decisions that were ethical and considered factors beyond short-term gain (often at the long-term expense of the company, its stockholders, and/or its customers). Users were unanimous in saying that it was completely unrealistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Business Ethics, an innovative program for the corporate world where users could only advance within their imaginary companies by making choices and decisions that were ethical and considered factors beyond short-term gain (often at the long-term expense of the company, its stockholders, and/or its customers). Users were unanimous in saying that it was completely unrealistic. OFF TOPIC: This game also was universally forbidden at work, even more so than setting up a child p0rn server on a work machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Papers and Paychecks Online NT: Subtle signs that the online game you've invested hundreds of hours of playing time and hundreds of dollars in is about to go belly-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Papers and Paychecks Online NT: Subtle signs that the online game you've invested hundreds of hours of playing time and hundreds of dollars in is about to go belly-up. The website news page has daily releases about how well they're doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the online game you've invested hundreds of hours of playing time and hundreds of dollars in is about to go belly-up. You have ThE mOsT sTuDlY cHaRaCtEr EVARRR!!!!11!!!!! And no one else seems to be even trying to catch up with you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the online game you've invested hundreds of hours of playing time and hundreds of dollars in is about to go belly-up. Their latest version requires all character moves be supplied via the US postal service. NT: The worst new character class in the latest patch of your favorite online game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Their latest version requires all character moves be supplied via the US postal service. NT: The worst new character class in the latest patch of your favorite online game. Office Worker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Their latest version requires all character moves be supplied via the US postal service. NT: The worst new character class in the latest patch of your favorite online game. Sidekick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Designated Lunch. As in "What are you to monsters?" NT: Subtle signs that whoever packed your lunch today is out of their mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Designated Lunch. As in "What are you to monsters?" NT: Subtle signs that whoever packed your lunch today is out of their mind. Fried Cthulhu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Deep fried mars bar. Cold. And fries. cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that whoever packed your lunch today is out of their mind. You get to work and realize that your carefully created and packed lunch -- the one you, yourself, packed that very morning -- is still sitting on the top shelf of the refrigerator at home, right where you left it. Any guesses who forgot their lunch yesterday...? New Topic: Doctor Destroyer has finally found love! What does he get his bride-to-be for an engagement present? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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