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An Indian chief had three wives. The first wife slept on cowhide, the second wife a deerhide and the third on hippopotamus hide. The first gave birth to a baby boy, the second to a baby girl and the third had twins - a boy and a girl. Looking at what happened, the old chief declared, "The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides!"

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Imagine a barber has this sign up on his door: "I shave all men in this town, and only those men, who don't shave themselves." Since all men in this town are shaven, who shaves the barber?

 

Himself? He never shaves a man who shaves himself, so he can't shave himself.

 

Someone else? Then he's a man who doesn't shave himself. Yet he shaves ALL such men. So nobody else can shave him either.

 

This is all part of Set Theory, one of the essential elements of modern mathematics.

 

NT: Subtle signs that your math tutor is out of her mind.

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NT: Subtle signs that your math tutor is out of her mind.

 

"OK, let's see you make change for an eighteen-dollar bill better than the guy at the Seven-Eleven, who just looked at me funny."

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NT: Subtle signs that perhaps you should spend a little less time online.

 

You're eight weeks into a ten-week quarter and you have several huge stacks of student papers that need grading ... right after get your fire sorceress up to 60th level.

 

NT: On-line games that slipped quietly out of business and vanished without trace.

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IRS Inspector. Play the part of heroic tax inspectors as they try to force the miserable public to part with their ill gotten gains in order to fund the pay roll of the Senate and Congress.

Somehow it just was not popular with the masses.

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NT: On-line games that slipped quietly out of business and vanished without trace.

 

Business Ethics, an innovative program for the corporate world where users could only advance within their imaginary companies by making choices and decisions that were ethical and considered factors beyond short-term gain (often at the long-term expense of the company, its stockholders, and/or its customers).

 

Users were unanimous in saying that it was completely unrealistic.

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Business Ethics, an innovative program for the corporate world where users could only advance within their imaginary companies by making choices and decisions that were ethical and considered factors beyond short-term gain (often at the long-term expense of the company, its stockholders, and/or its customers).

 

Users were unanimous in saying that it was completely unrealistic.

OFF TOPIC: This game also was universally forbidden at work, even more so than setting up a child p0rn server on a work machine.

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Papers and Paychecks Online

 

NT: Subtle signs that the online game you've invested hundreds of hours of playing time and hundreds of dollars in is about to go belly-up.

The website news page has daily releases about how well they're doing.

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NT: Subtle signs that the online game you've invested hundreds of hours of playing time and hundreds of dollars in is about to go belly-up.

 

You have ThE mOsT sTuDlY cHaRaCtEr EVARRR!!!!11!!!!! And no one else seems to be even trying to catch up with you....

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NT: Subtle signs that the online game you've invested hundreds of hours of playing time and hundreds of dollars in is about to go belly-up.

 

Their latest version requires all character moves be supplied via the US postal service.

 

NT: The worst new character class in the latest patch of your favorite online game.

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Their latest version requires all character moves be supplied via the US postal service.

 

NT: The worst new character class in the latest patch of your favorite online game.

 

Sidekick

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NT: Subtle signs that whoever packed your lunch today is out of their mind.

 

You get to work and realize that your carefully created and packed lunch -- the one you, yourself, packed that very morning -- is still sitting on the top shelf of the refrigerator at home, right where you left it.

 

Any guesses who forgot their lunch yesterday...?

 

New Topic: Doctor Destroyer has finally found love! What does he get his bride-to-be for an engagement present?

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