Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Doctor Destroyer has finally found love! What does he get his bride-to-be for an engagement present? Sweden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You get to work and realize that your carefully created and packed lunch -- the one you, yourself, packed that very morning -- is still sitting on the top shelf of the refrigerator at home, right where you left it. Any guesses who forgot their lunch yesterday...? New Topic: Doctor Destroyer has finally found love! What does he get his bride-to-be for an engagement present? A continent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Doctor Destroyer has finally found love! What does he get his bride-to-be for an engagement present? The next Sanduleak -69 202 ... and what it becomes. NT: Other things that go bang in the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things that go bang in the night. Parts of Detroit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That volcano in Iceland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Baron Klaus von Wulfenbach whenever he needs something to be extremely, extremely dead. NT: Subtle signs that you value your hat entirely too much. (Difficulty: nothing really nasty, like -- just don't go there, OK?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you value your hat entirely too much. (Difficulty: nothing really nasty' date=' like -- [i']just don't go there, OK?[/i]) No such thing. Any plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan. Oh, all right...you reach in under a falling stone door, thereby risking the crushing and/or amputation of a limb, to retrieve your hat. Seriously, you can always buy another fedora. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It has a name and is as well groomed as a dog. You even say 'Walkies' when picking it up to put on to go out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you value your hat entirely too much. (Difficulty: nothing really nasty' date=' like -- [i']just don't go there, OK?[/i]) You're willing to fight Ol' Man Death himself to get a new hat. Honestly, you're holding up my lunch order! NT: Times when you wouldn't mind it so much if Old Man Death showed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Times when you wouldn't mind it so much if Old Man Death showed up. Apparently, when you're really jonesing for a sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Whenever Miley Cyrus or her dad start to sing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Times when you wouldn't mind it so much if Old Man Death showed up. If I knew it was for someone else, actually, there'd be lots of times I'd welcome him in and offer to buy him a beer. NT: Really inopportune times for the guy from Buildings & Grounds to come in and fix the office door hinge that has been really screaming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really inopportune times for the guy from Buildings & Grounds to come in and fix the office door hinge that has been really screaming. Dr. #1: "Okay, doctor, turn your head and cough." Dr. #2: (cough) "All right, doctor, now *you* turn your head and cough." Dr. #1: (cough) Building and Grounds: "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!" Dr. #1: "Calm down, we're both doctors, and we're giving each other a physical examination!" B&G: "Yes, but YOUR doctorate is in Philosophy, and HIS doctorate is in Literature..." (Cribbed shamelessly from Royal Canadian Air Farce) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat If I knew it was for someone else, actually, there'd be lots of times I'd welcome him in and offer to buy him a beer. NT: Really inopportune times for the guy from Buildings & Grounds to come in and fix the office door hinge that has been really screaming. During an office showing of The Exorcist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really inopportune times for the guy from Buildings & Grounds to come in and fix the office door hinge that has been really screaming. The moment your boss drinks the poisoned coffee. NT: Subtle signs that the winner of the $200 million national lottery jackpot is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The moment your boss drinks the poisoned coffee. NT: Subtle signs that the winner of the $200 million national lottery jackpot is out of his mind. He or she actually agrees to appear on TV, instead of making every effort to ensure no-one else knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the winner of the $200 million national lottery jackpot is out of his mind. They say they'll fund the bailout for Lehmann Brothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the winner of the $200 million national lottery jackpot is out of his mind. "I'm investing it all in BP stock." New Topic: Fun things to do with lime jello. (Difficulty: Eating and wrestling are right out.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Use it to threaten Playboy Bunnies. 'One move and the Jello get's it !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm investing it all in BP stock." New Topic: Fun things to do with lime jello. (Difficulty: Eating and wrestling are right out.) Parabolic physics of elastic bodies, or, FOOD FIGHT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Fun things to do with lime jello. (Difficulty: Eating and wrestling are right out.) Drop a cubic kilometer of it on Camden. NT: Other things "Pa" could stand for in Pariah's avatar. Example: Panic!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things "Pa" could stand for in Pariah's avatar. Example: Panic!! Pancakes. Hey, when you're hungry you think of things like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pa: Paranoium The fear that something, somewhere is out to screw with your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things "Pa" could stand for in Pariah's avatar. Example: Panic!! Premature... oh, wait, that's "A" not "E". Never mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Premature... oh' date=' wait, that's "A" not "E". Never mind![/quote'] Psst, Bolo, that's #3, New topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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