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ACME Brand Orbital Lasers...4 out of 5 Dr. Destroyers(of various multiverses) recommend them!

 

NT: Bad ideas for theme restaurants

 

"Good evening, and welcome to Vomit Comet, the Zero-G Training Restaurant. Our specials tonight are AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

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Welcome to the roadkill cafe. Would you like a seat in the tiremark or no-tiremark section?

 

 

NT: Truely strange people you hope to never meet again.

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NT: Truely strange people you hope to never meet again.

Weren't you the resident with the proctologist the other day? I didn't get a chance to really see your face. Could I ask you a question? What was all the giggling about?

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NT: Truly strange people you hope to never meet again.

"So, this magical man lives in the sky, and he created the entire universe of stars, galaxies and wonder beyond human comprehension... and if I don't spend the eight or ten decades of life he's given me telling him how great he is, he's going to torture and humiliate me for all of eternity?

Oh-kay... well, thanks for the unannounced visit and the lovely literature..."

 

NT: Safety Warnings we really need.

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"We moved your product line to England"

 

Signs you may of picked the wrong career

OUCH!

 

PS - okay, as to the topic: "No, the numbers don't care how you "feel" about them! Back to your accountancy job, Ms. Nightingale!"

 

NT: Someone you don't want to meet (without referencing Mightybec)

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