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Streetwalker Smurf.

 

 

The most inappropriate things to be said while standing over a coffin at a funeral.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

Streetwalker Smurf.

 

 

The most inappropriate things to be said while standing over a coffin at a funeral.

 

"Look, I'm sorry, but I told you I didn't want any Girl Scout cookies."

 

NT: Things you can say about your Champions Character that you can't say about your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband/significant other.

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NT: Things you can say about your Champions Character that you can't say about your wife.
'Wow! That is a totally huge Body!'

 

NT: It's exactly the wrong time for total honesty when...

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NT: It's exactly the wrong time for total honesty when...

"Don Corleone, it's true I did take all that money from your gambling operations, but no I can't give it back. You see, good cherry pies are both expensive and non-recoverable once used for their intended purpose. The same is true of Dom Perignon '47 and Acapulco Gold. Say, you wouldn't happen to have any extra cash lying around? I sure could go for a pizza...."

 

NT: Signs you're at the wrong convention.

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NT: Signs you're at the wrong convention.
You scratch your head' date=' wondering why you're the only Klingon there. Then it dawns on you that a lot of people seem to have come as furry aliens of some sort... in fact, [i']everyone[/i] else seems to have come as some sort of furry... uh-oh.

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NT: Signs you're at the wrong convention.

 

All the costumes seem to be made from tight leather, chains, and whips.

 

NT: Really Dumb ways to Kill yourself (and stay away from Darwin.com. Make it up)

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NT: Really Dumb ways to Kill yourself...
There! I have planted the acorn and watered it... Now, all that is left is to lie here atop it and wait for the mighty oak to burst forth, piercing my chest and ending my agony in this world! Goodbye! Goodbye to you all!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Uh... Could somebody hand me a pillow?

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Got your seat belt on? Cool... now watch this...

 

 

 

Scene: The last thing you'd ever want to read off a menu.

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