Tim Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Scene: The last thing you'd ever want to read off a menu. Flied Lice? I hope that's a typo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The last thing you'd ever want to read off a menu "* with our secret sauce, personally prepared and produced by our chef 'Spanky' " NT: The wrong thing to tell the IRS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The wrong thing to tell the IRS So ever seen creative accounting as good as mine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The wrong thing to tell the IRS "You can't audit me -- I'm a close personal friend of President Gore! What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm not afraid of you." NT: Things you say on your first day of being president of the USA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you say on your first day of being president of the USA. "Look, there's a big red button on my desk! What does it do?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you say on your first day of being president of the USA "Hey, the chair in the oval office spins! WHEEE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Get Carville and Rove in here, it's wedgie time!" NT: what not to say on your wife's birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat VOTE HOOLIGAN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hello white house, goodbye Smirkistan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: what not to say on your wife's birthday "Honey, I'll be home late tonight. I told the Jarinov twins I could make them supermodels, and the hotel reservation can't be canceled. Say, could you swing by the office and drop off the camcorder?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: what not to say on your wife's birthday'Sure I know what today is, honey! How could I forget? Don't worry- I put the bags and cans on the curb an hour ago!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Who are you, and what are you doing in my house?" NT: Signs that ther Apocalypse is not imminent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Who are you, and what are you doing in my house?" NT: Signs that ther Apocalypse is not imminent. Don't the goth children next door look particularly sullen today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Apocalypse is not imminent.The Pope's secret God-decoder ring indicates only a Tangerine Level alert at this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that ther Apocalypse is not imminent. Astrologers collectively ask for more 'exciting work' NT: Indicators that outsourcing has gone WAY too far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat WHICH ONES ????? There are only thousands of them. Executive types now work in Wal-Mart as "Associates". 40 Million Americans have no Health Insurance. Two-Paycheck Couples are being Royally Scr&wed. Predatory Lenders. (Aren't they all ?) Bush's new No Bankruptcy Unless You're Rich Law. Don't get me started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Habib from the help desk is complaining that Olaf from his lead team is taking "decent American Jobs from the Indian People" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat MCI's new telmarketing pitch starts with "Greetings, Earthling." NT: Worst rap name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst rap name. "Give it up, yo, for M.C. Cheney and The Fresh Bush!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst rap name. "Yo, give it up for our next group, Y.T. and the Man!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst rap name. "Give it for M.C. Adolf and the Klan!" NT: Signs that the coach of your son's football team has missed the point of the exercise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's best to use the football as a lure for the other team to fall into the tiger pit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the coach of your son's football team has missed the point of the exercise."And look, guys, let's be friendly! If the other team wants the ball so bad, give it to them! I mean, we've got, what, eight or ten of them right here in the locker room! What's the big deal?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat No, these are your costumes. You are going out in their in ballet tutus and embarrass the opposition so badly that they can't touch you. And yes you will be doing ballet moves as well. Now I want the receivers and the quarterback to be able to live the guards and....... NT: Signs that Death Tribble is showing alarming signs of sanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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