Tim Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat No, these are your costumes. You are going out in their in ballet tutus and embarrass the opposition so badly that they can't touch you. And yes you will be doing ballet moves as well. Now I want the receivers and the quarterback to be able to live the guards and....... NT: Signs that Death Tribble is showing alarming signs of sanity. He wants his monthly brawl with Zornwil to take place in a deserted local instead of a big city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Death Tribble is showing alarming signs of sanity.He starts using capital letters in his name. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He changes his name to "Injury Tribble". NT: The next weird Playstation game from Japan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The next weird Playstation game from Japan Piknozeman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The next weird Playstation game from Japan I wo0uld say "Kogal Strip Mah-Jonng", except that there are about eight varieties of this available already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Grassgrowkemon. NT: The first clue you are not Qualified for your job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The first clue you are not Qualified for your job Every inter-office memo you recieve is written in Esperanto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Say, Frank, when can we expect that proof of the Riemann Zeta Hypothesis that was due last week?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The first clue you are not Qualified for your job "You take out the enemy on the left with Blue Squad. Red Squad and I will take the right. The fighting is going to be fierce, and... what do mean you haven't had basic yet?" NT:Tactically Unwise choices in a battle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Tactically Unwise choices in a battle "Now, we're heading into a dark stretch of jungle here, so be sure to wear your hot pink uniforms so you can see each other." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Tactically Unwise choices in a battle "I tell you, I have an absolutely intolerable butt itch! Gimme a minute while I pop the armor and get a scratch taken care of." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Tactically Unwise choices in a battle "Ten of us, twenty-five thousand o0f them. No problem. Frontal assault all the way!" NT: Signs the owner of your local professional sports franchise is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Don't forget kids! Tuesday the 16th is Sharp Object Day at the stadium. the first 1000 kids get Sharp Objects!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the owner of your local professional sports franchise is out of his mind. "We're taking the franchise into a bold new era. To create a new identity, the team will be sporting these new colors, flesh and ultraviolet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We've decided to cancel Monday Night Football for Poetry Readings." NT: Signs that Zornwil is totally out of his mind: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Zornwil is totally out of his mind: You mean, besides the fact that he hangs out around here, with us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Greetings, today I Zornwil, will forge a cohesive political unit from the NGD. ...oh and I am a 300 ft tall atomic fire breathing lizard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Zornwil is totally out of his mind: The asylum started constructing an extra, extra large wing. NT: It's not over 'til . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's not over 'til . . . ... the last shreds of the corpses stop bouncing, plus 60 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's not over 'til . . . Dick Clark suddenly and for no apparent reason breaks down into ash which floats away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's not over 'til . . . .... the episode doesn't end in a cliffhanger. NT: Signs your signficant other watches way too much football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your signficant other watches way too much football. "I'm setting the dinner table, now either hand me the ham like I asked, or I'll get it myself; I refuse to 'go deep' " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He owns stock in Manchester United Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your signficant other watches way too much football. He has sent enough hate mail to the refs that he has a restraining order placed on him. NT: The best use for 20 feet of rubber tubeing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The best use for 20 feet of rubber tubeing Make a three-man slingshot (a/k/a "flinger" in Backyard Ballistics) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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