Vanguard00 Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The best use for 20 feet of rubber tubeing Can't tell ya, but my girlfriend is still gigglin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ultimate Crazy Straw! NT: Openning to the world's worst "Dear John" letter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Openning to the world's worst "Dear John" letter. "As you know, the rash has finally faded, making it the last of your marks to leave me. Now, I must follow suit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Openning to the world's worst "Dear John" letter. "By the time you read this I'll be a man...again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Openning to the world's worst "Dear John" letter. Having found out that you were cheating on me with a number of other women, we found that we are better lovers with each other than with you. So that being true we feel that it would be best if you found a man who you can love and can really love you. After all what is sauce for the goose, right ? To stop you being shy about it we tracked down some ex-cons and gave them your number and address. They are REALLY looking forward to meeting you. NT: Excuses for poor sexual performance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Having found out that you were cheating on me with a number of other women, we found that we are better lovers with each other than with you. So that being true we feel that it would be best if you found a man who you can love and can really love you. After all what is sauce for the goose, right ? To stop you being shy about it we tracked down some ex-cons and gave them your number and address. They are REALLY looking forward to meeting you. NT: Excuses for poor sexual performance I just can't perform with that 10" x 12" picture of your parents over the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Excuses for poor sexual performance Hey, "sucks" is good in this arena, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I can't help it, it's thursday.you know I can't perform when Joey's on. NT: Congratulations! It's a... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Congratulations! It's a... Cute furry, fuzzy thing.... wait a minute, It's Growing ! Rapidly ! To Gigantic Size ! and it's got fiery tentacles and a voracious appetite ! Run for your lives ! Death Tribble 39: Baby, It's Back ! At a cinema near you from Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Congratulations! It's a... MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUSS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Congratulations! It's a... ... Bad ring gear. It'll only be about $2200 to get that fixed. NT: "I don't have real superpowers, but I can ____________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "I don't have real superpowers' date=' but I can ____________.[/quote'] " . . . Rub my belly, pat my head, hum AND provide the beat for my song, all at the same time! Watch!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "I don't have real superpowers' date=' but I can ____________.[/quote'] ...injure myself with uncanny swiftness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "I don't have real superpowers' date=' but I can ____________.[/quote'] "...drink til I think I do." NT: Famous people and their "new" diets/weight loss programs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's the Lindsey Lohan, Death Warmed Over Diet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Famous people and their "new" diets/weight loss programs. It's the Drew Carey, Eat Everything Diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm on the Kate Moss diet. I drink nothing but Coke!" "I don't think that's how it actually works, Sue...." NT: TV Spin-Off Ideas that Didn't Make the Cut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Network Guy (NG): "So, tell me again, you mean not Ginger who you can at least look at, not the Skipper, but..." Pitch Guy (PG): "Yeah, the Howells! it'll be great! The Howells back in civilian life, that rascally Thurston and his lovey!" NG: "Uh...yeah...the Howells...and the hook is?" PG: "They fight crimes! They're detectives! You know, like the Thin Man and Mrs. Thin Man, except zanier!" NG: "Yeah, zanier...no, I don't think so." PG: "No?" NG: "No, nyet, no way, beat it, get lost." PG: "Wait! Wait! I have the best idea!" NG: "Okayyyyy..." PG: "They'll put on costumes and fight crime at night!" NG: "Get outta my office!" Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: TV Spin-Off Ideas that Didn't Make the Cut "It's perfect, boss! It's a spin-off of Friends. I call it "Ugly Naked Guy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: TV Spin-Off Ideas that Didn't Make the Cut "Everyone loves the animated stuff, right? Well, here's one . . . take the Powerpuff Girls, put 'em in high school, and give 'em all the trials and tribulations as that Smallville guy! We'll call it 'Powerpuff High!' Oh, and we'll get TOTALLY new animators . . . nobody likes that weird style they're drawn in . . ." NT: Things to look forward to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Everyone loves the animated stuff, right? Well, here's one . . . take the Powerpuff Girls, put 'em in high school, and give 'em all the trials and tribulations as that Smallville guy! We'll call it 'Powerpuff High!' Oh, and we'll get TOTALLY new animators . . . nobody likes that weird style they're drawn in . . ." NT: Things to look forward to. WHat do you mean 'Turn around.' I want to talk to you while I drive. I can't help it if you are in the backseat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to look forward to. A single appliance that takes your clothes through the entire wash'n'dry cycles without having to switch 'em over. Heck, the dishwasher does it for my pots, why can't another appliance do it for my skivvies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Lunch. NT: What would your band's big single be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What would your band's big single be? Probably either First Strike or Impact. The band's first album would be called Over the Pole, with jacket art that made it clear this was referring to a full-scale nuclear exchange. The duration of a standard ICBM's flight, in the 30 - 35 minute range, is just about the same as that of an old-style vinyl album. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What would your band's big single be? How 'Bout Now? from the album "Shut Up And Rock". That's assuming we ever actually work on it, of course. For a cover band we're remarkably talented. For a hopefully-one-day-original band we're remarkably unmotivated. (Band's name is Contraband, by the way, and yes, we're a real band). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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