AngryBug Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What would your band's big single be? 'This is Arnold, our drummer! Seven feet and four hundred pounds of cuddly teddy bear and yes, ladies, he's available!' NT: In retrospect, I think it all started to go downhill at the office Christmas party, when I turned to my boss and said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: In retrospect' date=' I think it all started to go downhill at the office Christmas party, when I turned to my boss and said...[/quote'] "You know, guinea pig doesn't taste anything like pork." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: In retrospect' date=' I think it all started to go downhill at the office Christmas party, when I turned to my boss and said...[/quote'] I just ran into your wife under the mistletoe. She can do some amazing things with her tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: In retrospect' date=' I think it all started to go downhill at the office Christmas party, when I turned to my boss and said...[/quote'] "I'm pregnant, and it's yours." NT: Signs your signficant other has sold the nation out to Al Queda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your signficant other has sold the nation out to Al Queda. You find a "Happy Ramadan" card from Osama in her burka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She has a copy of "How to Pilot...but not land...for Dummies". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Kenneth Lay is your new Driver. NT: How to tell your significant other has sold the nation out to Al Rokker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to tell your significant other has sold the nation out to Al Rokker. Before performing fallatio, she says, "Here's what's going on in your neck of the woods..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She says "Hello, dear. I've sold the nation out to Al Rokker." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She says "Hello' date=' dear. I've sold the nation out to Al Rokker."[/quote'] So precise, so too the point! Brilliant! Smarty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to tell your significant other has sold the nation out to Al Rokker. "The good news is, we're rich ... the bad news is, we have to move. No, further than that. Further. Fuuuuuuuuuurther ..." NT: If you could train your cat to obey one command, it would be ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Puddin! KILL SPAM MAILER! KILLL KILLL KILLL!!!!! Good Kitty." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you could train your cat to obey one command' date=' it would be ...[/quote'] "Butch! Cook my dinner, Butch! Good cat!" (Yes, my cat was named Butch.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Norweigan Black Metal, get me a winning scratch-off ticket! (Yes, my cat is named Norweigan Black Metal.) NT: What's the next rap slang phrase? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Norweigan Black Metal, get me a winning scratch-off ticket! (Yes, my cat is named Norweigan Black Metal.) NT: What's the next rap slang phrase? Pass the Mustard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What's the next rap slang phrase?Hold the pickle, baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What's the next rap slang phrase? Brother, can you spare a dime? NT: The only thing worse then Jerry Fawell porn is..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat plain old Jerry Fawell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What's the next rap slang phrase? Pass the Mustard! (Sorry to break the flow, but ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The only thing worse then Jerry Fawell porn is..... Jerry Falwell standing in front of you naked...... and smiling lasciviously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tammy Faye Baker porn. NT: Signs sexual repression is getting to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs sexual repression is getting to you. You find yourself pulling up Mightybec's profile and frequenting his threads more and more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs sexual repression is getting to you. You purchase the complete collection of Divine's films on DVD, and spend all weekend watching them with the shades drawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Spontaneous Erruption NT: You're late for the fifth time this week! What's yer excuse this time?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Spontaneous Erruption NT: You're late for the fifth time this week! What's yer excuse this time?!? My cats threatened me at gunpoint until I gave them tuna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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