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NT: Someone you don't want to meet
"Son, is your mom around? No? Are you sure? Good.

 

In that case, I want you to meet Frank. He's my 'special friend'..."

 

(EDIT) NT: Monumentally bad decisions...

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NT: Signs your GM has gone crazy with his power

 

Yes, your sword breaks when you swing it at that soft butter. If you want to argue I can kill your character.

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NT: Signs your GM has gone crazy with his power

 

"Okay, everybody got their new 200 point Supers ready? I noticed you didn't have much of a brick in the party, so I'll be playing this version of the Silver Age Superman I found online with you ... he's only 3780 points."

 

NT: 'Sim' games they really shouldn't make.

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Hey Mohamed have played SimTerrorist yet?

 

NT: Signs you need a break from the NGD boards

 

"Wow ... such a clean, lucid, intellectually stimulating post. I should rep Mightybec for bringing me a step closer to true enlightenment, then call in my kids to take a look at this."

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"So who here is up for a spirited discussion on Gay Religious Politics?"

 

 

 

Why you were late this morning.

 

"Well, I was on my way out the door when I saw my cat licking himself ... you know that big stretch where that one hind leg is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY up in the air? And I'm watching this, and I'm all, y'know, that actually looks kind of interesting, so I'm all, y'know, what the hell, lemme give it a shot. So I lay down and try to stretch my leg out, and I get this godawful charlie horse, but it's not on my calf, it's in my groin. And really, after that, you just can't walk fast enough to get to the car on time."

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Why you were late this morning.

 

 

Last night I got home to find Charisma Carpenter naked on my bed. And she was really horny you see, and I didn't get much sleep before the alarm. SO when it went off, I accidentally turned it off and fell back asleep.

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I was actually on time but space aliens zapped me and knocked me out of phase with reality. I cried for help but no-one could see or hear me. Eventually two FBI agents who specialise in the unusual tracked down the aliens and managed to return me to normal.

 

NT What your loved one says that tells you your relationship is over.

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NT What your loved one says that tells you your relationship is over.

 

I'm going to remodel the house. You pull all your stuff out of the house, all pull out all mine, and we'll meet at the local hotel.

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NT What your loved one says that tells you your relationship is over.
"'Have I been seeing another man?' Honey, that's absurd! I can't imagine what it is that women see in men, anyway! Well, I'm going out now... I'll be over at Kim's house. Don't wait up."

 

NT: Worst Celebrity Endorsement Ever.

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NT: If Sesame Street characters guest-starred on primetime dramas.

 

On NYPD Blue; Hey Franz, We need info on the major drug traffic downtown. Go talk to you informant Oscar, the homeless guy who lives in that trashcan.

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