Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bring the funk. What is your 70's Soul name? I'm "Dat Fat White Guy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bring the funk. What is your 70's Soul name? Soul Brother Forty-seven million, six hundred ninety-one thousand, two hundred eleven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bishop Cold Flippin' Winnebago NT: What is my effing kitten up to now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is my effing kitten up to now? After lacing the place walls with plastique, the kitten rubs its paws gleefully outside a hole in it, while doing in an impersonation out of Caddy shack says "Oh, Mister Mousey!" death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is my effing kitten up to now? *looks* Osiris is attempting to attack Pharaoh's tail. Unfortunately, Pharaoh is sitting on the glass coffee table, and Osiris is under it, and he still isn't quite grasping the concept of 'transparency'. *bonk*"Mew!"*bonk*"Mew!"*bonk*"Mew!" SatinKitty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Remember if the big human asks. The lamp was always like this..." NT: Speaker of honor at your funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Speaker of honor at your funeral. Ralph von Wau Wau. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Speaker of honor at your funeral. Me! Ralph von Wau Wau. I'd rep the Callahan's reference, but it seems I need to schmeer it around some before I can rep you again. OddHat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bring the funk. What is your 70's Soul name? Sugar Dick Daddy Mister Long. Can you dig it? NT: Speaker of honor at your funeral. Tony Danza. It's the whole, "I can't believe he's gone. He was so young and full of life *pause* is that Tony Danza?," thing. NuTopic: Try to avoid eye-contact with these. zornwil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NuTopic: Try to avoid eye-contact with these. Extended fingers. *poink* "Oh, a wise guy, eh? Woowoowoowoowoo!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat reputed lobsters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pictures of the Medusa. (Yeah it even works on photoes and paintings) NT: What you would have said if you were 1st man/woman on the moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you would have said if you were 1st man/woman on the moon [thought balloon]No space suit![/thought balloon] {Dies} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pictures of the Medusa. (Yeah it even works on photoes and paintings) NT: What you would have said if you were 1st man/woman on the moon I'm only 2 years old. How'd I get up here. I WANT MY MOMMY! (yep, I was 2 when it happened.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I declare this land Zornia, and I am its Emperor! BWA HA HA HA! Earth, send oxygen, food, life support, etc., or I will destroy you by launching rocks at high velocity! And now we know another reason they would never send the likes of me... NT: Two people most likely to have the most inane conversation in the world... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Two people most likely to have the most inane conversation in the world... Paris Hilton and, well, anybody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Me in College at 2:00 am: "You can't be entirely certain of anything. At best, you build guess upon guess, and test the resulting world model, adjusting when necessary." My born-again room-mate: "But you're certain you can't be certain! You're a hypocrite! Accept Jesus!" M: "No, no, and no." MBARM: "Yes!" Repeat until 5:00 am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- George W Bush and the WWE's Mr Socko. NT: why me? __________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NT: why me? __________________ Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: why me? Look, it's segment 6, you're SPD 4, DEX 18, right? Well, it's YOUR FRICKIN' TURN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: why me? Because YOU are the Chosen One, now stop whining and face your destiny NT: Alternate endings/storylines to great fantasy novels that fortunately never saw the light of day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Alternate endings/storylines to great fantasy novels that fortunately never saw the light of day At the end of The Lord of the Rings, Aragorn comes out of the closet, relinquishes the crown of Gondor and sceptre of Arnor, and retires to the Shire to spend the rest of his days frolicking carnally with the "pretty boy" hobbits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because YOU are the Chosen One, now stop whining and face your destiny NT: Alternate endings/storylines to great fantasy novels that fortunately never saw the light of day "Bilbo, you must cary the ring!" "Why not call an Eagle?" "What?" "Call an Eagle. It'll be easy. We can get rid of the ring in a day or two, tops." "No! Man's destiny is his own! The Eagles must not interfere!" "Get serious. I'm not a man, you're not a man, the Elves and Dwarves aren't men. Also, I've read the books, and the Eagles save you and join the final fight, as well as rescuing me and Sam. So, you're full of it. Now call a frickin' Eagle." "You smug little twerp! All of you are "men"; you're an idealized country squire, Sam is your dogsbody, the Elves are the aristocracy, and the Dwarves are Welsh miners. Now get on the road!" "No." "GET OUT!" "Or what?" "I shall recite deeply bad poetry at you!" "You smegger. Fine." "So, how about a quick one?" "Pervy Hobbit fancier." Mister E and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Alternate endings/storylines to great fantasy novels that fortunately never saw the light of day Thomas Covenant, after raping that gal, has his throat slit, and dies still expecting to wake up in a hospital. Or would that be "unfortunately never saw the light of day"? NT: The biggest book ever published. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Oh come on, somebody has to and I happened to come here first, I guess... HERO - The All-Encompassing Simulate Anything at All Version 298.25 Gold Ultra-Special Collector's Platinum 5K Edition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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