hooligan x Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The least useful superhero for a given crisis. Captian Teats-on-a-Bull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pigment Man from the Wild Cards series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Thank God you're here, Captain Poultry!" NT: Signs the MC of the reality show on which you are a contestant is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the MC of the reality show on which you are a contestant is out of his mind. "Hosting this reality show was a great career move!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'It's great to meet you all. I just hope that none of you ends up dead like last time. Say we aren't going out live yet are we ?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the MC of the reality show on which you are a contestant is out of his mind. "It's OK if you are merely average looking. No, really!" NT: The worlds strangest mail-order catelog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Thanks for your Order at Bob's Spandex Imporium. Consider this for you christmas list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worlds strangest mail-order catelog. "Honey, the new Sprigglewop & Zorxch's is here. Ooooh, check out the new fall flneezes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Here's the new Megami Industries Catalog for Lonely, Clueless Males. It says 'order from us and our mail-order Exotic Alien Babes will make your life interesting.'" "I'd like an Exotic Alien Babe!" "Sorry, they only come in lots of five...." NT: Signs your new high school teacher is actually a ten-year-old prodigy with superpowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your new high school teacher is actually a ten-year-old prodigy with superpowers. Ok kid, you've disproved Einstein's theory of relativity and proven you know what you are talking about. Can you bring the Jocks down from the ceiling now before they wet themselves ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All the students' chairs in the science classroom are wired to high voltage, and no one can quite recall what happened when he took the two blocks of plutonium out of their boxes and rubbed them together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your new high school teacher is actually a ten-year-old prodigy with superpowers.Well' date=' there's the height, there's the high little-boy voice, there are the essays he assigns with titles like 'Why Grown-ups are Stupid' and 'Why Dessert Should Come Before [i']and[/i] After Dinner', but mostly I think it's the fact that anyone supplying a wrong answer in his class is lifted clear out of their seat and into the air by a mysterious, unseen power giving them an Atomic Wedgie. NT: "You know, I still think I could've gotten away with it if only..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "You know, I still think I could've gotten away with it if only..." "You know, I still think I could've gotten away with it if only I'd worn pants. And a shirt. Or, well, some clothing." "Jeez. What was I thnking?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "You know' date=' I still think I could've gotten away with it if only..."[/quote'] "... the cops had all been issued Pintos." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "You know, I still think I could've gotten away with it if only..." "...I'd had a wheelbarrow and a holocaust cloak." NT: First thing that comes to mind when you are surprised by cleavage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "...I'd had a wheelbarrow and a holocaust cloak." NT: First thing that comes to mind when you are surprised by cleavage "Boob attack! Flee!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: First thing that comes to mind when you are surprised by cleavage "Wait a minute, when did I grow these? I'm a GUY!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: First thing that comes to mind when you are surprised by cleavageWell' date=' the same thing always pops up, and that's- oh... wait a minute... you said "comes to [i']mind[/i]"... NT: Superhero disguises even lamer than Clark Kent's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Superhero disguises even lamer than Clark Kent's. "Why did you come to the convention dressed as Thor?" "This is a disguise. I'm really Captain America...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Superhero disguises even lamer than Clark Kent's. "Luisa, I'm not Senor Mysteriouso! Senor Mysteriouso has a greasepaint mustache! I don't have a greasepaint moustache!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Jim, it's funny, but when your toupee falls off you look just like The Crimson Crusader...." NT: Signs that this would be a really bad day to tick off Batman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that this would be a really bad day to tick off Batman. The Batmobile is suddenly sporting little people shaped stamps on the side like a WW I plane marks kills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that this would be a really bad day to tick off Batman. Today's Gotham Gay Lesbian and Transgendered Pride Parade was themed after Batman's rogues gallery, and Nightwing served as grand-marshal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that this would be a really bad day to tick off Batman.Robin has sworn that he will never wear short shorts again. NT: Not a good time to ask for a raise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not a good time to ask for a raise. "I've called this meeting to tell all of you that it's time for another round of right-sizing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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