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This week on "Will and Grace", Bert and Ernie appear as "the couple next door" causing wild speculation by Grace that they're gay and Will that they're not...hillarity ensues! Tune in to see who's "gaydar" is broken!

 

NT: Things you might hear at the Pearly Gates

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NT: Things that sound dirty at work but aren't.

 

(This is actually the common way to ask someone to remove the burgers from the grill at the restaurant I work at.)

 

"Hey, could you pull my meat for me? Thanks."

 

NT: The World's Worst Game Shows

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NT: The World's Worst Game Shows

Welcom to "Kicked in the Groin," where we test male contestants endurance by having them be, well, kicked in the groin until they pass out in pain. The last man standing wins cash prizes and a lifetime supply of athletic cups!!

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NT: The World's Worst Game Shows

 

"And now it's time to play The Livestock Dating game and here's your host Mightybec"

 

 

NT: Wrong things to say to a particular person

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NT: Wrong things to say to a particular person
"Venting is healthy, Dr. Banner... you can't keep your emotions all bottled up inside you! That's it... let it, let it all out..."

 

NT: You Know You're A Fanboy When...

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"Venting is healthy, Dr. Banner... you can't keep your emotions all bottled up inside you! That's it... let it, let it all out..."

 

NT: You Know You're A Fanboy When...

 

... you can quote ever line ever said by your favorite actor in the half season long sci fi show you love.

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... you prefer to wear your underoos on the outside ;)

 

NT: Monster Houses that you'd like to see

 

"Tonight, we're going to turn this ivory abode into a hotbed of corruption! Its pristine walls and noble rotunda will become a festering hotbed of greed and evil ... wait, we're at what address? 1300 Pennsylvania Avenue?"

 

"..."

 

"Never mind. Too late."

 

NT: Amusing Song/Band Combinations

 

(Sorry, having trouble describing it ... basically, take a song and put a band with it so it makes some kind of joke. Like 'Another Postcard with Chimpanzees' by The Monkees, or 'I Think I'm A Clone Now' by The Thompson Twins. The band doesn't need to be the one that did the original song)

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NT: Odd things that Reed Richards made in his youth
It's a completely functional space shuttle! It has everything- reusable booster engines, life support, atmospheric flight capability, and it seats four comfortably!! Oh... wait... Damn it, I forgot to include radiation shielding. Oops.

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, wait... you said in his YOUTH!! Never mind...

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"Breaking the Law" by The Police

 

NT: Odd things that Reed Richards made in his youth

 

"Cool, my device hooked into military spy satelites... now we focus into our next door neighbors yard where that hottie is sun bathing..."

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