Basil Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that this would be a really bad day to tick off Batman. Catwoman has ditched the leather, and has gone to polyester pantsuits, in nice pastel shades. NT: Worst change in a super's costume (other than changing leather to polyester. ) EDIT: Aw hell, too late. Never mind.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not a good time to ask for a raise. I may be the head of this department but we are over budget, my divorce gets uglier by the day, the pills aren't helping and neither is the booze. I swear if one person ticks me off I'll blow off their heads with this Ak47. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Boss! I need a raise. I work hard and...MOM?!??! What ARE YOU DOING WITH MR FITZIMONS? NT: Worst change in a super's costume (other than changing leather to polyester. ) It needed to be said Basil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst change in a super's costume (other than changing leather to polyester. ) "In tribute to Kara's Peek-a-Boob Window, I decided on adopting a Peek-a-Crotch Window for my own uniform!" "Where's everyone going?" "Well Dick, at least you're still here." [70s_Music]Boom-waka-wow-wow[/70s_Music] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To help in sorting laundry, Jarvis has embroidered everyone's secret ID on your costumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst change in a super's costume (other than changing leather to polyester. ) It needed to be said The World's Fattest Mystery Man has ditched the hooded cloak, and gone for spandex shorts!! BTW, thank you Enforcer84!! NT: What you never want to see at your neighborhood library. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you never want to see at your neighborhood library. An obese man buggering a dingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you never want to see at your neighborhood library. A smoldering crater where it used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat What Oddhat said. NT: Hey! Happy Thanksgiving! Who wants Pot Roast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hey! Happy Thanksgiving! Who wants Pot Roast? "Hello, Mr. Enforcer, is it? I'm with the DEA and we're interested in this roast pot you seem to be distributing...." Enforcer84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Only retards an foriegners eat pot roast on Thanksgiving! Pass the Saag Paneer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hey! Happy Thanksgiving! Who wants Pot Roast? "On behalf of The League Against Oppression Of Turkey-Birds, I want to thank you for avoiding the stereotypical assault upon our feathered friends. Now if you'll excuse me, someone from People Concerned About Cows wants to talk to you." NT: How to get out of trouble with the DEA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Was I speeding, officer ? This is my Mom's car." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Show them some "Neck"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to get out of trouble with the DEAWhen in doubt, narc' on someone else. NT: "...and that's when I killed her, your honor." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "She showed me the tools Satan had given her to lure men into doing evil and said 'obey me'." "You mean she took off her shirt?" "exactly, and that's when I killed her, your honor." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I go into the cafe everyday and I have to have drippy eggs with my hash brown. They know that ! So this morning the waitress gives me hash brown and a POACHED egg, ...and that's when I killed her, your honor." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I had just finished peeling the last of 10 pounds of potatos when she called and said Thanksgiving dinner was cancelled because her dog was sick. And that's when I killed her, your honour." nt: Signs your new neighbors are Millwall supporters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat nt: Signs your new neighbors are Millwall supporters. They are accompanied at all times by two dancing red lions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Other sports fans flee in terror when they see them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They go into a bar and Americans say, Huh? Who's Millward? NT: So what is more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: So what is more fun than a barrel of monkeys. TWO barrels of monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: So what is more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Being beaten over the head with a 2x4 until either it or your skull breaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: So what is more fun than a barrel of monkeys. A barrel of money. NT: Why thank you, I'd love some more ________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A barrel of money. NT: Why thank you, I'd love some more ________________. Sex from the entire cheerleading squad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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