Kyle A. Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat self warming boxer shorts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why thank you' date=' I'd love some more ________________.[/quote'] ...and some more, and some more, and some More, and some MORE, and SOME MORE....... NT: The least useful invention, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sony betamax video recorder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I call it the "Fnord 2000". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The least useful invention' date=' ever.[/quote'] The inflatable dartboard. NT: Other items for which an inflatable version would be useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other items for which an inflatable version would be useless. "Here they come! Quickly, raise the inflatable drawbridge!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Mom, Dad...This is Virginia, we're to be married." "Son, when I told you to go out and get yourself a wife, this isn't what I meant." NT: Worst Christmas gift EVAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst Christmas gift EVAR! "Hey kids! Who wants a colonoscopy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Suleyman Rashid Posted November 26, 2005 Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Young Einstein: The Director's Cut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 26, 2005 Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Look, kids, Reindeer stew! Made from real reindeer! Isn't that cool?" NT: My parents went to _(insert really cool place here)_ and all I got was _(insert really lame souveniere here)_!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 26, 2005 Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: My parents went to _(insert really cool place here)_ and all I got was _(insert really lame souveniere here)_!" My parents went to prison, and all I got was this losey soap on a rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted November 26, 2005 Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My parents went to court, and all I got was this lousey visitation schedule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 26, 2005 Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My parents went to Iraq and all I got were these flag-draped caskets. NT: Signs your kids' school is more cash-starved than ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 26, 2005 Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your kids' school is more cash-starved than ever. Their website gives the rates for the cheerleaders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your kids' school is more cash-starved than ever. They drop the intermural athletic program! Horrors!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The'ye sold all the lapto[ computers and replaced them with "Etch-a-Sketch" machines. NT: Signs that the obnoxious brat next door has just signed a large recording contract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the obnoxious brat next door has just signed a large recording contract. Yo, homie, he got da bling-bling, word! Also, his parents start talking like that, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She stops coming over to polish your woodwork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You report them to the Authorities for animal abuse. NT: Why I love my job: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why I love my job: I get to wear a bunny-suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I get to play with money! I love the smell, the feel, the taste of...oh, here comes the boss, better get dressed again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle A. Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat There is just something satisfiying about wade waist deep through human waste. NT: Rejected TV Show names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why I love my job: "I get to see the movie for free!" NT: Signs your local newspaper has hired the wrong film critic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I get to see the movie for free!" NT: Signs your local newspaper has hired the wrong film critic. He's a figment of Sony Corp's imagination. (True Story) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your local newspaper has hired the wrong film critic. "I give Van Helsing 4 stars! VAN HELSING ROCKS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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