OddHat Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The last thing you would want to see at a convention. Distended Rectum: The CCG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm afraid the only author we could get is the man who wrote The Turner Diaries. NT: Signs that the world was really created by John Woo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the world was really created by John Woo. "Who let in all these frickin' pigeons?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the world was really created by John Woo. Everytime there's a shootout in the streets everyone keeps diving off to the side while firing two guns simultaneously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All those little scraps of white paper. NT: Weirdest part of new hire orientation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Weirdest part of new hire orientation. "Now, remember you must always go through the door with the YELLOW frame. That way we can screen you for the alien symbiotes. And no outside food allowed in the building == it could be contaminated with pizxie dust. And rememebr -- if anyone asks, this is a call center, not the Headquarters of the Un Spacy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Weirdest part of new hire orientation. "Now, we get naked." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And at the end of every month the lowest-performing emplyee is sacrificed to Hastur, so all Yellow Signs of any kind are checked at the door. Any questions? NT: Things to do when your agent wants to cast you in The King in Yellow: The Motion Picture by Uwe Boll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle A. Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ask him what the hell it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Explain I can't wear yellow. I'd look like Bigbird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dress head to foot in elder signs and do NOT say the name that must not be mentioned three times or any times. Mispronounce if need be. NT: Why your new cell mate is afraid of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why your new cell mate is afraid of you. I'm selling Amway products. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why your new cell mate is afraid of you. All the world loves a clown.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why your new cell mate is afraid of you. I turned my head all the way around while watching him out in the exercise yard. NT: Non-martial arts in which you have a black belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I turned my head all the way around while watching him out in the exercise yard. NT: Non-martial arts in which you have a black belt. Take-Out-Foo(d) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Buffet-kwon-do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Non-martial arts in which you have a black belt. Sna Fu. NT: What's that stuck in your teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sna Fu. NT: What's that stuck in your teeth? *looks* "There's where my girlfreind's piercing went!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That would be Bill Keyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What's that stuck in your teeth?Pthht! Ptui! Ugh- it was just a bit of fur. Anyway, ma'am, I'm very sorry, but I don't know anything about any missing cats. Don't worry- I'll be sure to let you know if I happen to find your little Snowball... NT: There's 'casting against type', but this is just sad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Danny DeVito as Superman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: There's 'casting against type'' date=' but this is just [i']sad[/i]... Adam Sandler as a human being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: There's 'casting against type', but this is just sad... Joe Pesci as Girl In Shower #3. NT: The perfect day would be ___________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wednesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The perfect day would be ___________ Over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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