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NT: Weirdest part of new hire orientation.

"Now, remember you must always go through the door with the YELLOW frame. That way we can screen you for the alien symbiotes. And no outside food allowed in the building == it could be contaminated with pizxie dust. And rememebr -- if anyone asks, this is a call center, not the Headquarters of the Un Spacy."

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"And at the end of every month the lowest-performing emplyee is sacrificed to Hastur, so all Yellow Signs of any kind are checked at the door. Any questions?

 

NT: Things to do when your agent wants to cast you in The King in Yellow: The Motion Picture by Uwe Boll.

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NT: Why your new cell mate is afraid of you.

 

I turned my head all the way around while watching him out in the exercise yard.

 

NT: Non-martial arts in which you have a black belt.

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NT: What's that stuck in your teeth?
Pthht! Ptui! Ugh- it was just a bit of fur. Anyway, ma'am, I'm very sorry, but I don't know anything about any missing cats. Don't worry- I'll be sure to let you know if I happen to find your little Snowball...

 

 

NT: There's 'casting against type', but this is just sad...

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