Kyle A. Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat naked cheerleader day! NT: Bad names for nuns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat naked cheerleader day! NT: Bad names for nuns. Sister Buggery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sister Sinful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Brother Olaf NT: Perhaps placing your entire life savings on "_____________" to with the horse race was a bad Idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Perhaps placing your entire life savings on "_____________" to win [?] the horse race was a bad Idea. Boat Anchor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 3 Leg Paulie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mucilage Express NT: Signs the creator of your favorite comic wants nothing to do with the movie adaptation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mucilage Express NT: Signs the creator of your favorite comic wants nothing to do with the movie adaptation. "Superman will wear black and bang anything that moves." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the creator of your favorite comic wants nothing to do with the movie adaptation.Well, first, they thought the whole 'Goth' look was right out, so they're changing the main character from dark-and- brooding to wild-and-crazy. Oh, don't worry, of course he's still very serious. Just with a tan. They're working up some Hawaiian shirt samples now. Second, it was thought that the name 'Death' for the main character's sister might be a little disturbing to some people, so they want to change her name to 'Ankh' instead, because she wears one around her neck, and instead of guiding people to their afterlife she can morph into a giant robot. Third is this bit at the beginning about how all these people fell asleep while the main character is dead- or in prison, or whatever that bit was all about, we'll get to that in a moment- falling asleep is boring, right? So how about if they couldn't stop dancing instead! Then, he could be the Lord of the Dance, and we could have some big production numbers! Okay, next is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Suleyman Rashid Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Our top story tonight... famed British comic book writer in a blood-soaked LA gun rampage! More after the game!" NT: "The only way to make the third Matrix movie even more confusing would be......" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "The only way to make the third Matrix movie even more confusing would be......" Take selected scenes from the first two, string those together in a random order. Do the same with pieces of the soundtrack, and don't sync the sound and the video. Now turn the whole mess into 3-D and right-left reverse it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "The only way to make the third Matrix movie even more confusing would be......" If, unlike the first two, it were actually worth watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Matrix-world's genre were to fluctuate at random -- modern-day one moment, Tolkienshi the next, Spacghetti Western after that.... NT: Signs this is not the Starship you signed up for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs this is not the Starship you signed up for. You go through more captains than anyone else because of that guy in the black helmet with the breathing problem. zornwil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs this is not the Starship you signed up for. "Our ship is made entirely of marzipan!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "How come so many of us on the staff of this space pleasure cruise ship are wearing red shirts, whereas just a few guys have gold/tan or blue ones?" NT: The wrong thing to say when you propose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The wrong thing to say when you propose "Look, you are the only girl around and I'm desperate to get laid. Let's get hitched." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Ya wanna f*** one dude 'til ya die?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The wrong thing to say when you propose "You are the most beautiful two-legged woman I've ever seen. Let's get married, and then you can clean my shirts!" NT: What is your secret origin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Well, I was born to a kind, middleclass family, then ...HEY! IT's A SECRET FOR A REASON!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Now, if I were to tell you, it wouldn't be a secret, would it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is your secret origin? The origin of my secret dates back to that party in college. I'll never live that down as long as I live. NT: Yes, Virginia, there is a ___________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The origin of my secret dates back to that party in college. I'll never live that down as long as I live. NT: Yes, Virginia, there is a ___________. Booger on your chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Yes' date=' Virginia, there is a ___________.[/quote'] ACC Conference Championship that YOU DIDN'T WIN! HA HA HA HA HA! Enforcer84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle A. Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A demon in the toliet so make sure you hold it in. NT: Things you don't want to hear during a medical exam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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