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NT: Signs the creator of your favorite comic wants nothing to do with the movie adaptation.
Well, first, they thought the whole 'Goth' look was right out, so they're changing the main character from dark-and- brooding to wild-and-crazy. Oh, don't worry, of course he's still very serious. Just with a tan. They're working up some Hawaiian shirt samples now.

 

Second, it was thought that the name 'Death' for the main character's sister might be a little disturbing to some people, so they want to change her name to 'Ankh' instead, because she wears one around her neck, and instead of guiding people to their afterlife she can morph into a giant robot.

 

Third is this bit at the beginning about how all these people fell asleep while the main character is dead- or in prison, or whatever that bit was all about, we'll get to that in a moment- falling asleep is boring, right? So how about if they couldn't stop dancing instead! Then, he could be the Lord of the Dance, and we could have some big production numbers!

 

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"Our top story tonight... famed British comic book writer in a blood-soaked LA gun rampage! More after the game!"

 

 

 

NT: "The only way to make the third Matrix movie even more confusing would be......"

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NT: "The only way to make the third Matrix movie even more confusing would be......"

 

Take selected scenes from the first two, string those together in a random order. Do the same with pieces of the soundtrack, and don't sync the sound and the video. Now turn the whole mess into 3-D and right-left reverse it.

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"How come so many of us on the staff of this space pleasure cruise ship are wearing red shirts, whereas just a few guys have gold/tan or blue ones?"

 

NT: The wrong thing to say when you propose

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NT: The wrong thing to say when you propose

 

"You are the most beautiful two-legged woman I've ever seen. Let's get married, and then you can clean my shirts!"

 

NT: What is your secret origin?

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NT: What is your secret origin?

 

The origin of my secret dates back to that party in college. I'll never live that down as long as I live.

 

NT: Yes, Virginia, there is a ___________.

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