AngryBug Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where would you like to be right now?Somewhere where people post Scenes from a Hat instead of Survey Questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat What if she offered you a **** ***' date=' folowed by some first rate ***** and a **** **** ****?[/quote'] Not even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat *************. NT: Where you would like to be right now. Right now? I'm thinking Rio De Jinaro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anywhere Snowbirds gather at this time of year. We're having our first snowfall tonight. Thank God I don't have to drive to work. I don't have to get up before dawn so I have enough time to excavate my car after the grounds keepers plow it in and still get to work on time-in rush hour traffic. Then come home and find someone else has taken the space you shovelled out. NT: The best chocolate in the World is: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wherever someone who is not Paris Hilton is [remainder of post censored with extreme prejudice]. NT: Signs that appealing that parking ticket to the Supreme Court was a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that appealing that parking ticket to the Supreme Court was a bad idea. The sign on the courtroom door says: "Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here." NT: The best chocolate in the World is: "the stuff I'm eating at the time" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The best chocolate in the World is: fattening. But who cares?!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anywhere Snowbirds gather at this time of year. We're having our first snowfall tonight. Thank God I don't have to drive to work. I don't have to get up before dawn so I have enough time to excavate my car after the grounds keepers plow it in and still get to work on time-in rush hour traffic. Then come home and find someone else has taken the space you shovelled out. NT: The best chocolate in the World is: Lovingly applied in warm melted form to Ming Na Wen. *Yum*! NT: Signs that appealing that parking ticket to the Supreme Court was a bad idea. The state is using the trapped spirit of Johnny Chochran to plead their case. NT: The sign that what you thought was the worst it could be was merely a warm up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Lovingly applied in warm melted form to Ming Na Wen. *Yum*! The state is using the trapped spirit of Johnny Chochran to plead their case. NT: The sign that what you thought was the worst it could be was merely a warm up. The earthquake ripped the building to shred and left me dangling out the window hanging on for dear life. Over a volcanic crater that is looking more like it's going to blow any second........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The sign that what you thought was the worst it could be was merely a warm up. "Bush won AGAIN??!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The sign that what you thought was the worst it could be was merely a warm up. "OK, that was the throat culture series. Now we need some samples from the lower end of the digestive tract. Please bend over, Mr. Enforcer, and Nurse, hand me the mop." NT: Things that got you expelled from medical school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "OK, that was the throat culture series. Now we need some samples from the lower end of the digestive tract. Please bend over, Mr. Enforcer, and Nurse, hand me the mop." NT: Things that got you expelled from medical school. It's okay, she said she was in nursing...WHAT?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that got you expelled from medical school. "Professor Fielding, that guy you asked me to dissect was dead, right?" "Yes he was. Why do you ask?" "I think he got better. And he's asking for his spleen back." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that got you expelled from medical school. "Okay, putting the speaker into the cadaver's mouth and screaming into the microphone when the scalpel-cutting started wasn't a good career move ..." NT: Things you don't want the captain of the airplane you're on to say over the intercom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you don't want the captain of the airplane you're on to say over the intercom. "My wife just left me, Mary won't give me any more booze, and I hate you all. Buckle up." death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you don't want the captain of the airplane you're on to say over the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you look out your window you should be able to see up close a school of bottlenose dolphins." Enforcer84 and CrosshairCollie 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you don't want the captain of the airplane you're on to say over the intercom. "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the captain. It appears as if our wings have sheered off, please put your traytables in the upright position, secure all loose opjects, put your head between your knees and kiss you *** goodbye." NT:Ways to get thrown out of an airport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the captain. It appears as if our wings have sheered off, please put your traytables in the upright position, secure all loose opjects, put your head between your knees and kiss you *** goodbye." NT:Ways to get thrown out of an airport. Through the second story window, right near the food court. Feet First. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat (via the intercom) Hey ! All the stewardesses and the pilots are going to nail us all ! Free body cavity search from security with every piece of hand luggage ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat to security: "Talk to the penis puppet." NT: The most important invention of the 21st Century will be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most important invention of the 21st Century will be... The Bean Burrito Powered Car! Be the first on your block to own one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most important invention of the 21st Century will be... ... never released to the public due to patent dispute and a legal wrangle between the for-profit corporate sector and the open source movement, demonized by the popular media, and eventually outlawed and those few examples in private hands will be confiscated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ... the Video Toaster! Watch your favorite movie and make tasty toast AT THE SAME TIME! NT: Signs that Desperate Housewives has finally jumped the shark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat to security: "Talk to the penis puppet." NT: The most important invention of the 21st Century will be... The Chicken Headed Sock Puttet. NT: Non-standerd uses for socks... other than the obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Non-standerd uses for socks... other than the obvious. When you're out of coffee, walk through the landfill on a rainy day, then when you get home put your socks in your coffeemaker. If I could I'd cross-post this to the coffee thread NT: Signs that Desperate Housewives has finally jumped the shark. I thought it had already... Two words: Paris Hilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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