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Anywhere Snowbirds gather at this time of year. We're having our first snowfall tonight. :tonguewav Thank God I don't have to drive to work. I don't have to get up before dawn so I have enough time to excavate my car after the grounds keepers plow it in and still get to work on time-in rush hour traffic. Then come home and find someone else has taken the space you shovelled out. :bmk:

 

 

NT: The best chocolate in the World is:

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NT: Signs that appealing that parking ticket to the Supreme Court was a bad idea.

 

The sign on the courtroom door says: "Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here."

 

NT: The best chocolate in the World is:

 

"the stuff I'm eating at the time"

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Anywhere Snowbirds gather at this time of year. We're having our first snowfall tonight. :tonguewav Thank God I don't have to drive to work. I don't have to get up before dawn so I have enough time to excavate my car after the grounds keepers plow it in and still get to work on time-in rush hour traffic. Then come home and find someone else has taken the space you shovelled out. :bmk:

 

 

NT: The best chocolate in the World is:

Lovingly applied in warm melted form to Ming Na Wen. *Yum*!

 

 

NT: Signs that appealing that parking ticket to the Supreme Court was a bad idea.

The state is using the trapped spirit of Johnny Chochran to plead their case.

 

 

 

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The sign that what you thought was the worst it could be was merely a warm up.

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Lovingly applied in warm melted form to Ming Na Wen. *Yum*!

 

The state is using the trapped spirit of Johnny Chochran to plead their case.

 

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The sign that what you thought was the worst it could be was merely a warm up.

The earthquake ripped the building to shred and left me dangling out the window hanging on for dear life. Over a volcanic crater that is looking more like it's going to blow any second........

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The sign that what you thought was the worst it could be was merely a warm up.

 

"OK, that was the throat culture series. Now we need some samples from the lower end of the digestive tract. Please bend over, Mr. Enforcer, and Nurse, hand me the mop."

 

NT: Things that got you expelled from medical school.

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"OK, that was the throat culture series. Now we need some samples from the lower end of the digestive tract. Please bend over, Mr. Enforcer, and Nurse, hand me the mop."

 

NT: Things that got you expelled from medical school.

It's okay, she said she was in nursing...WHAT?!?!

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NT: Things that got you expelled from medical school.

 

"Okay, putting the speaker into the cadaver's mouth and screaming into the microphone when the scalpel-cutting started wasn't a good career move ..."

 

NT: Things you don't want the captain of the airplane you're on to say over the intercom.

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NT: Things you don't want the captain of the airplane you're on to say over the intercom.

 

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the captain. It appears as if our wings have sheered off, please put your traytables in the upright position, secure all loose opjects, put your head between your knees and kiss you *** goodbye."

 

NT:Ways to get thrown out of an airport.

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the captain. It appears as if our wings have sheered off, please put your traytables in the upright position, secure all loose opjects, put your head between your knees and kiss you *** goodbye."

 

NT:Ways to get thrown out of an airport.

Through the second story window, right near the food court. Feet First.

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NT: The most important invention of the 21st Century will be...

 

... never released to the public due to patent dispute and a legal wrangle between the for-profit corporate sector and the open source movement, demonized by the popular media, and eventually outlawed and those few examples in private hands will be confiscated.

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to security: "Talk to the penis puppet."

 

NT: The most important invention of the 21st Century will be...

The Chicken Headed Sock Puttet.

 

NT: Non-standerd uses for socks... other than the obvious.

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NT: Non-standerd uses for socks... other than the obvious.

 

When you're out of coffee, walk through the landfill on a rainy day, then when you get home put your socks in your coffeemaker.

 

If I could I'd cross-post this to the coffee thread

 

NT: Signs that Desperate Housewives has finally jumped the shark.

 

:confused:I thought it had already...

 

Two words: Paris Hilton

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