zornwil Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Desperate Housewives has finally jumped the shark. "This season, David Hasselhof in a new recurring role..." NT: Non-standerd uses for socks... other than the obvious. "And I will stop you with my Stink-a-Socks, evil Perfume Man!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Okay, that's 2 for socks, 1 for Desperate Housewives... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hmm. Hopefully someone can fulfill both themes in a single suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The new "Hot Bachelor" for all the women to drool over is a Garden Gnome. With a sock over his wang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hmm. Hopefully someone can fulfill both themes in a single suggestion. Two words: Desperate Sockpuppets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic? Yes, let's have a new topic! Hmmm? OK. The new guy from I.T. is clearly insane... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat We all have Olavedi Computers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The new guy from I.T. is clearly insane... He likes Microsoft products Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The new guy from I.T. is clearly insane... He insists that he is a native speaker of Klingonese, and requires that all help requests be entered through a web page that appears only in that font. NT: Events at the State Fair that you opted not to see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pig Semen Production Methods 101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Events at the State Fair that you opted not to see Most Amusing Potato Competition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat How they REALLY make the food they sell you NT: World's worst person to open the door to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Most Amusing Potato Competition Oh, you missed a great exhibit! edit: d'oh! beaten to the typing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's worst person to open the door to A Jehovah's Witness in the Boy Scouts who is selling vacuum cleaners and has run out of gas on the way to the hospital. With an Amway case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's worst person to open the door to So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat [QUOTE=death tribble]NT: World's worst person to open the door to "Enter freely and of your own will! What was your name again?" "Dracula. Ernie Dracula." "Ernie Dracula?" "Yeah, I get that look att the time." "Then you won't, like, drink my blood or anything?" "NAH! Blood's so passe! Besised, the stuff they sell at Starbuck's is strong enough to wake the dead!" NT: Signs the punch at the Barney and Friends cast party has been spiked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the punch at the Barney and Friends cast party has been spiked. Barney and the female triceretops start making out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the punch at the Barney and Friends cast party has been spiked. Everyone starts to sing the theme somg but just can't get past the first line of "I love you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Barney covers the kids with vomit on camera. NT: The revenge the shark takes after getting jumped one too many times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The revenge the shark takes after getting jumped one too many times. And here with our new fall line-up, please welcome NBC's new head of programming Mr. Mako McBitey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The revenge the shark takes after getting jumped one too many times. "Dude, it's too bad about that reunion of the Baywatch cast." "Yeah, but it's wierd. I didn't think sharks liked silicone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dude, you like N'Sync? They totally jumped the ...hey what's that? A speedboat? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! NT: The openning verse or simply the title to the worst Country Western Song Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dude' date=' you like N'Sync? They totally jumped the ...hey what's that? A speedboat? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!![/quote'] Psssst...new topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psssst...new topic? I see one, don't know what thread you were looking at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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