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2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the owners of United Airlines no longer find your antics amusing.

 

They re-routed your ticket via Аэрофло́т. Happy flying, comrade!

 

New Topic: Totally inappropriate wedding gifts for the new Royal couple. (Difficulty: Nothing obscene or potentially harmful.)

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On May 21, 2018 at 10:17 AM, Pariah said:

New Topic: Totally inappropriate wedding gifts for the new Royal couple. (Difficulty: Nothing obscene or potentially harmful.)

 

An infinite-repeating loop of the entirety of Herman's Hermits' Henry the Eighth.

 

NT: The next meaningless, vapid public spectacle to hit the media.  Extreme silliness preferred.  Difficulty: no royalty, no sports, and no fatalities.

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6 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: The next meaningless, vapid public spectacle to hit the media.  Extreme silliness preferred.  Difficulty: no royalty, no sports, and no fatalities.

 

Barack and Michelle Obama are getting their own Netflix series!

 

(Wait, that's a real thing? Huh.)

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On 5/23/2018 at 1:54 AM, Cancer said:

NT: The next meaningless, vapid public spectacle to hit the media.  Extreme silliness preferred.  Difficulty: no royalty, no sports, and no fatalities.

 

Donald Trump's latest Twitter-storm that Barack Obama was actually a literal alien, from the planet Zarcon VI.

 

NT:  If not Obama, then which celebrity / public figure is actually an alien from the planet Zarcon VI?

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On 5/24/2018 at 11:18 AM, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  If not Obama, then which celebrity / public figure is actually an alien from the planet Zarcon VI?

 

Donald Trump, of course. Deflecting attention from his own faults/controversies by accusing other people of the same thing is not exactly new to his playbook....

 

New Topic: With the success ofThe Greatest Showman as a pseudo-biopic of Phineas T. Barnum, who's the next historical figure to get a musical (loosely) based on his/her life?

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1 hour ago, Psybolt said:

Amelia Earhart in "Where Did You Go?"

 

There only bad thing about this show is how abruptly it ends, with the curtain dropping unexpectedly in the middle of a song in the third act. 

 

(Add now, back to your regularly scheduled thread.)

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3 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: With the success ofThe Greatest Showman as a pseudo-biopic of Phineas T. Barnum, who's the next historical figure to get a musical (loosely) based on his/her life?

'Everybody wants to Rule the World' which has Stalin, Hitler, Tojo, Roosevelt, Churchill and Mussolini. It has a surprise ending.

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4 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: With the success ofThe Greatest Showman as a pseudo-biopic of Phineas T. Barnum, who's the next historical figure to get a musical (loosely) based on his/her life?

Can You Hear Me Now?: the life of Ludwig van Beethoven.

 

NT: The real reason Donald Trump doesn't want to meet Kim Jong Un (the wackier and more over-the-top, the better).

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45 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: The real reason Donald Trump doesn't want to meet Kim Jong Un (the wackier and more over-the-top, the better).

 

Right now, Donald Trump is generally recognized as only the second most insane world leader currently active. A meeting with Kim Jong Un might reveal the unpleasant truth.

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