Cancer Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 13 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Signs that you would not expect to find on a boat/ship. "Do not give the bison psychoactive substances." NT: Things you packed for the long vacation and never used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 27 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Things you packed for the long vacation and never used. My phone. What was I thinking, leaving my charger behind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 26 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Things you packed for the long vacation and never used. Anti-tank missiles. ('Defensive driving', you know.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Things you packed for the long vacation and never used. underpants what ? NT: The Ewoks are hunting Badger ! What do they use to get him ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 2 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: The Ewoks are hunting Badger ! What do they use to get him ? Thermonuclear weapon. From orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 They're ewoks. My guess is they subcontract that out to the Keystone Kops or someone like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 21 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: The Ewoks are hunting Badger ! What do they use to get him ? Surprisingly effective low-tech badger traps. Who'd have thought a box trap could be so effective? NT: Subtle signs the owners of United Airlines no longer find your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the owners of United Airlines no longer find your antics amusing. The SWAT team standing by the check in with your name on a sign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the owners of United Airlines no longer find your antics amusing. Your assigned seat is in the baggage compartment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the owners of United Airlines no longer find your antics amusing. They re-routed your ticket via Аэрофло́т. Happy flying, comrade! New Topic: Totally inappropriate wedding gifts for the new Royal couple. (Difficulty: Nothing obscene or potentially harmful.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 31 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Totally inappropriate wedding gifts for the new Royal couple. (Difficulty: Nothing obscene or potentially harmful.) A copy of Guillotine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Totally inappropriate wedding gifts for the new Royal couple. (Difficulty: Nothing obscene or potentially harmful.) Copies of Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols! for all their friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 On May 21, 2018 at 10:17 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: Totally inappropriate wedding gifts for the new Royal couple. (Difficulty: Nothing obscene or potentially harmful.) An infinite-repeating loop of the entirety of Herman's Hermits' Henry the Eighth. NT: The next meaningless, vapid public spectacle to hit the media. Extreme silliness preferred. Difficulty: no royalty, no sports, and no fatalities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 6 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: The next meaningless, vapid public spectacle to hit the media. Extreme silliness preferred. Difficulty: no royalty, no sports, and no fatalities. Barack and Michelle Obama are getting their own Netflix series! (Wait, that's a real thing? Huh.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 On 5/22/2018 at 10:54 PM, Cancer said: NT: The next meaningless, vapid public spectacle to hit the media. Extreme silliness preferred. Difficulty: no royalty, no sports, and no fatalities. The NCAA League of Legends final. Which, like everything else in Vegas, people are wagering on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 On 5/23/2018 at 1:54 AM, Cancer said: NT: The next meaningless, vapid public spectacle to hit the media. Extreme silliness preferred. Difficulty: no royalty, no sports, and no fatalities. Donald Trump's latest Twitter-storm that Barack Obama was actually a literal alien, from the planet Zarcon VI. NT: If not Obama, then which celebrity / public figure is actually an alien from the planet Zarcon VI? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 Adam Sandler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 2 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: If not Obama, then which celebrity / public figure is actually an alien from the planet Zarcon VI? Robert Downey Jr is possessed by a Zarcon VI alien. It loves pizza and heavy metal costumes (if every sense). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 On 5/24/2018 at 11:18 AM, BoloOfEarth said: NT: If not Obama, then which celebrity / public figure is actually an alien from the planet Zarcon VI? Donald Trump, of course. Deflecting attention from his own faults/controversies by accusing other people of the same thing is not exactly new to his playbook.... New Topic: With the success ofThe Greatest Showman as a pseudo-biopic of Phineas T. Barnum, who's the next historical figure to get a musical (loosely) based on his/her life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 11 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: With the success ofThe Greatest Showman as a pseudo-biopic of Phineas T. Barnum, who's the next historical figure to get a musical (loosely) based on his/her life? Amelia Earhart in "Where Did You Go?" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Psybolt said: Amelia Earhart in "Where Did You Go?" There only bad thing about this show is how abruptly it ends, with the curtain dropping unexpectedly in the middle of a song in the third act. (Add now, back to your regularly scheduled thread.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: With the success ofThe Greatest Showman as a pseudo-biopic of Phineas T. Barnum, who's the next historical figure to get a musical (loosely) based on his/her life? 'Everybody wants to Rule the World' which has Stalin, Hitler, Tojo, Roosevelt, Churchill and Mussolini. It has a surprise ending. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 4 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: With the success ofThe Greatest Showman as a pseudo-biopic of Phineas T. Barnum, who's the next historical figure to get a musical (loosely) based on his/her life? Can You Hear Me Now?: the life of Ludwig van Beethoven. NT: The real reason Donald Trump doesn't want to meet Kim Jong Un (the wackier and more over-the-top, the better). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 Because Kim will tell Donald that indeed his bum does look big in that suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 45 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: The real reason Donald Trump doesn't want to meet Kim Jong Un (the wackier and more over-the-top, the better). Right now, Donald Trump is generally recognized as only the second most insane world leader currently active. A meeting with Kim Jong Un might reveal the unpleasant truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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