Cancer Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Jobs in which your sole function is to lie to the general public. Astrophysicist, in a Cthulhu universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Jobs in which your sole function is to lie to the general public. Professor of Natural Medicine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 On 8/11/2018 at 3:07 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Jobs in which your sole function is to lie to the general public. Press department for the current Presidential administration Too soon ? NT: In the supermarket today is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 54 minutes ago, death tribble said: NT: In the supermarket today is <sing> Spirochaete-man, Spirochaete-man Does whatever a Spirochaete can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 2 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: In the supermarket today is The worst spoo you've ever tasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 4 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: In the supermarket today is E. coli, most likely. New Topic: What did the stripper say to Foxbat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Pariah said: New Topic: What did the stripper say to Foxbat? "That costs extra, sweetie." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: What did the stripper say to Foxbat? "Put your clothes back on..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 New Topic: What did the stripper say to Foxbat? "You call that a gun?" NT: Subtle signs the coach of your high school debate team is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 30 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the coach of your high school debate team is out of her mind. Your team spends ten minutes each day doing shouted "Neener neener neener" speed drills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 10 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the coach of your high school debate team is out of her mind. As far as debate, she just can't decide whether to use de minnows or de worms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 23 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the coach of your high school debate team is out of her mind. Debate strategy: just say the word "WRONG" all the time NT: Unconventional ways to get through the "dog days " of summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 30 minutes ago, Psybolt said: Debate strategy: just say the word "WRONG" all the time NT: Unconventional ways to get through the "dog days " of summer. Setting the oven to par broil, and forgetting to close the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Psybolt said: NT: Unconventional ways to get through the "dog days" of summer. Take a vacation to McMurdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: Unconventional ways to get through the "dog days " of summer. Walk the Iditarod Trail, without the dogs. NT: The Thing You Must Have On Your Boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 7 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: The Thing You Must Have On Your Boat. A shape-shifting alien who can look like any member of the crew. When a few of them startt to die, you realize you must have a Thing on your boat. As to getting rid of it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 8 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: The Thing You Must Have On Your Boat. A disembodied hand that takes care of all the menial tasks on board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 10 hours ago, Cancer said: Walk the Iditarod Trail, without the dogs. NT: The Thing You Must Have On Your Boat. A man mutated by cosmic radiation so his body is seemingly made of rocks. NT: Who is coming to dinner tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 Me ! That's who ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 3 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Who is coming to dinner tonight? The Amazing Living Chicken! Oh wait, that's who's the dinner we're coming to. Never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 7 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Who is coming to dinner tonight? No, Who is on first. I thought we had established that. New Topic: Strange things Batman writes off as business expenses on his taxes. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Strange things Batman writes off as business expenses on his taxes. Cat nip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Guano removal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 4 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Strange things Batman writes off as business expenses on his taxes. The operating expenses of Arkham Asylum. Or didn't you know he owned the place? NT: Subtle signs your cable internet provider no longer finds your antics amusing. (Difficulty: they don't simply cancel your service, and you still have to pay them.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 20 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your cable internet provider no longer finds your antics amusing. (Difficulty: they don't simply cancel your service, and you still have to pay them.) All of your favorite web pages now show up in Esperanto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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