BoloOfEarth Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your cable internet provider no longer finds your antics amusing. (Difficulty: they don't simply cancel your service, and you still have to pay them.) Fox News. 'Nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 All the channels are now the fireplace shown during Christmas. NT: Ways that Disney has messed with DC Comics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 They put out the Marvel and Star Wars films which makes their efforts look puny by comparison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 44 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Ways that Disney has messed with DC Comics. Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are banned for life from visiting California Adventure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 17 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Ways that Disney has messed with DC Comics. Batman as a Disney princess. NT: Ridiculous new Disney park rides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 21 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Ridiculous new Disney park rides. A roller coaster called "The Eviscerator". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 21 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Ridiculous new Disney park rides. The Large Hadron Collider: two mirror-image bigfast rides (e.g., Space Mountain) are coupled together and synchronized so that high-speed cars collide head-on at a central viewing location. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 34 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Ridiculous new Disney park rides. Pirates of the Pirate Bay. The ride ends with incarceration for five years and a fine of $100,000. NT: Excessive punishments meant to deter parking violations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 19 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Excessive punishments meant to deter parking violations. Evisceration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 A tank goes over the offending vehicles. And sometimes their drivers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 Offender's choice: Force Choke plus a big fine, or quick disintegration on the spot Why the fine with the Force Choke? Hey, seeing Darth Vader is on lots of fanboys' bucket lists, so make them pay first. NT: Other things on fanboys' bucket lists that you could offer to fulfill on the conditions (1) they paid first and (2) you killed them at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 36 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Other things on fanboys' bucket lists that you could offer to fulfill on the conditions (1) they paid first and (2) you killed them at the end. Hearing Claudia Christian (Commander Susan Ivanova) whisper the words "Boom. Boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom. BOOM! Have a nice day." in an intimate setting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Getting to go all smoochy-smoochy vampire style with Kate Beckinsale (Underworld franchise). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 On 8/24/2018 at 11:14 AM, Cancer said: NT: Other things on fanboys' bucket lists that you could offer to fulfill on the conditions (1) they paid first and (2) you killed them at the end. Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. New Topic: Helpful tips from your roommate before your big date with the blue-skinned alien space babe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 13 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Helpful tips from your roommate before your big date with the blue-skinned alien space babe. "Remember that she devours her mates." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 9 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Helpful tips from your roommate before your big date with the blue-skinned alien space babe. "Her species gets drunk on lactose." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Be home after midnight. New Topic: Unexpected results from La Vuelta (Spanish equivalent of the Tour de France, difficulty no saying that it exists or Americans care about it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 47 minutes ago, death tribble said: New Topic: Unexpected results from La Vuelta (Spanish equivalent of the Tour de France, difficulty no saying that it exists or Americans care about it) The Flash enters, but is immediately disqualified for using outside influence. Apparently bicycle racing is not an appropriate place to use the Speed Force.... death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 hour ago, death tribble said: New Topic: Unexpected results from La Vuelta (Spanish equivalent of the Tour de France, difficulty no saying that it exists or Americans care about it) Foxbat has the red jersey after four stages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 13 hours ago, death tribble said: New Topic: Unexpected results from La Vuelta (Spanish equivalent of the Tour de France, difficulty no saying that it exists or Americans care about it) The route of La Vuelta gets confused with the route of the Running of the Bulls. Hilarity ensues as we discover that berserk cattle are faster, and much sturdier, than bicycles. NT: Subtle signs you should not have booked your honeymoon at Mar-a-Lago after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 13 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you should not have booked your honeymoon at Mar-a-Lago after all. The visiting POTUS....yeah, never mind. I don't wanna get banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 You hate golf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 On 8/28/2018 at 11:27 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you should not have booked your honeymoon at Mar-a-Lago after all. The Russian guy next door won't leave you alone. NT: Unexpected Labor Day weekend plans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 Go into labor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: Unexpected Labor Day weekend plans Cope as best you can for the fact that you just got laid off and your job was outsourced to Myanmar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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