Pariah Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 4 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: Unexpected Labor Day weekend plans Facing the Spanish Inquisition. New Topic: Unexpected developments from the final week of the NFL preseason. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Pariah said: Facing the Spanish Inquisition. New Topic: Unexpected developments from the final week of the NFL preseason. The Portuguese Inquisition. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says that by now EVERYONE expects the Spanish Inquisition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 5 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Unexpected developments from the final week of the NFL preseason. New rule...kneeling to run out clock... disrespectful to the Anthem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 5 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Unexpected developments from the final week of the NFL preseason. Player jerseys are filled on every inch with advertising logos, and naturally the fans buy massive quanitites of them even though there is no room for player or team names and numbers. NT: College Football kicks off today. What will the typical college student who doesn't go to the games do with their time while everyone else watches their team get clobbered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 For schools on the quarter system, stay home and do Labor Day weekend with friends and/or folks, because classes don't start for another month at quarter-system schools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: College Football kicks off today. What will the typical college student who doesn't go to the games do with their time while everyone else watches their team get clobbered? Study....................................... ha ha ha ha...just kidding. Drink lots of alcohol BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 19 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: College Football kicks off today. What will the typical college student who doesn't go to the games do with their time while everyone else watches their team get clobbered? (Note: Watching football and drinking alcohol are not mutually exclusive. Especially for college students.) Stand outside the stadium to watch all the drunk idiots arriving beforehand and leaving afterward try to cross the street against the lights without checking for traffic first. Yeah, I live near Ann Arbor, why do you ask? NT: Ways to better handle the Labor Day traffic, legality be damned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 33 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Ways to better handle the Labor Day traffic, legality be damned. Directed energy weapons, and an onboard reactor to power them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 machine guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 4 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Ways to better handle the Labor Day traffic, legality be damned. Stolen Experimental Teleporter. Watch out for stray insects. NT: Subtle signs you've staked your life on a balky transporter and now must pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 15 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you've staked your life on a balky transporter and now must pay. Everything south of your navel seems to be a mass of chartreuse mucus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you've staked your life on a balky transporter and now must pay. You had an unscheduled nose job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 On 8/31/2018 at 3:36 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you've staked your life on a balky transporter and now must pay. You got Sidney's leg. New Topic: Subtle signs that one of the players on your Fantasy Football team is actually a time-traveler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that one of the players on your Fantasy Football team is actually a time-traveler. He's there at kickoff time, he's there after the final whistle, but he actually never accomplished anything on the field. The Black Holes have several of those. I just need to beat them up and take their tardises. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 8 hours ago, Pariah said: You got Sidney's leg. New Topic: Subtle signs that one of the players on your Fantasy Football team is actually a time-traveler. Your starting QB is Tom Brady's great-grandson. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 22 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that one of the players on your Fantasy Football team is actually a time-traveler. His flying DeLorean and hoverboard are dead giveaways. New Topic: Totally inappropriate uses of a time machine. (Difficulty: Nothing involving time paradoxes.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 The all star cast of all time for histories greatest orgies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 2 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: New Topic: Totally inappropriate uses of a time machine. (Difficulty: Nothing involving time paradoxes.) Two words: Triceratops Ranching. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 2 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: New Topic: Totally inappropriate uses of a time machine. (Difficulty: Nothing involving time paradoxes.) Taking advantage of Mae West's offer to "come up and see [her] sometime". New Topic: What would Foxbat do with a time machine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 Lose the War of Independence to Britain. It was not the plan but it sort of ended up that way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: What would Foxbat do with a time machine? Go back to the 1870s and rob a stagecoach. Take the loot and bury it in a place he knows will be undisturbed and he can find again in the 21st Century, intending to sell the coins and bills at steeply-marked-up currency collector auctions. Unfortunately, the site he picked will be out in the New Mexico desert, and the military security teams will take exception to him going into White Sands Missile Range, orienteering off various peaks in there, and then wandering around with a metal detector and digging in random places for something he refuses to talk about. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: What would Foxbat do with a time machine? Manipulate his genetic history so what when he gets back to 2018 he'll be King of Bohemia, and can date some beautiful opera singer. NT: Subtle signs that your mathematics professor is actually Professor Moriarty under a secret identity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 He is a maths professor, that's enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 He's this guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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