Pariah Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 1 minute ago, death tribble said: New Topic: Ways that I am going to be punished for that remark Cancer will mock you incessantly for thinking you could rip off his remark without anyone noticing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 47 minutes ago, death tribble said: women wrestling in mud what ? New Topic: Ways that I am going to be punished for that remark Dr. Nymax! is going to create some fairly horrific-looking women to wrestle in the mud with DT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 1 hour ago, death tribble said: New Topic: Ways that I am going to be punished for that remark I'm not entirely sure, but I expect it may fit under the purview of the famous lyric, "Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer". NT: Ways to use a Death Tribble in an observance of the centenary of Armistice Day this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Cancer said: NT: Ways to use a Death Tribble in an observance of the centenary of Armistice Day this weekend. Decorate him with poppies. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 On 11/9/2018 at 7:06 AM, Cancer said: NT: Ways to use a Death Tribble in an observance of the centenary of Armistice Day this weekend. Paint him red and attach him to Ian McKellen's jacket. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 B U M P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 On 11/9/2018 at 10:06 AM, Cancer said: NT: Ways to use a Death Tribble in an observance of the centenary of Armistice Day this weekend. Use his flaming eyes to light the fireworks. NT: Ways to use Jedi mind tricks in your everyday (non-Star Wars) life. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 29 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Ways to use Jedi mind tricks in your everyday (non-Star Wars) life. "Officer, I wasn't speeding." "You weren't speeding." "You don't need to search my car." "We don't need to search your car." "I can go." "You can go/" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 33 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Ways to use Jedi mind tricks in your everyday (non-Star Wars) life. "You don't want to cheat on this exam." "I . . . I don't want to cheat on this exam." "You want to go home and rethink your life." "I think I'll go home and rethink my life." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 On 11/16/2018 at 5:51 AM, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Ways to use Jedi mind tricks in your everyday (non-Star Wars) life. "hey! Get away from my car!" "No, you're wrong. This is my car." "Oh, sorry, I was wrong. It's your car." NT: Subtle signs your days in the Trump White House are numbered in single digits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 Just now, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your days in the Trump White House are numbered in single digits. You were hired a month-and-a-half ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 "Wait, you actually know something?!?" BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 Bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 On 11/17/2018 at 9:55 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your days in the Trump White House are numbered in single digits. You've demonstrated publicly that you're capable of counting beyond single digits without taking your shoes off. New Topic: Subtle signs that you are the latest person Foxbat has decided to fixate upon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 You hear the following theme 'Foxbat, Foxbat, Foxbat, Foxbat ! Foxbat, Foxbat, Foxbat ! Foxbat, Foxbat, Foxbat, Foxbat ! Foxbat, Foxbat, Foxbat ! Foxbat, Foxbat, Foxbat ! Foxbat, Foxbat, Foxbat ! Foxbat, Foxbat, Foxbat ! Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Foxbat !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 4 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that you are the latest person Foxbat has decided to fixate upon. His picture is your phone's background picture, you didn't put it there, and you can't change it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 19 hours ago, Pariah said: You've demonstrated publicly that you're capable of counting beyond single digits without taking your shoes off. New Topic: Subtle signs that you are the latest person Foxbat has decided to fixate upon. A new gaming supplement has been released, by Foxbat, about YOU New Topic: Sports Franchises that you're sure aren't going to take off in your area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Hermit said: New Topic: Sports Franchises that you're sure aren't going to take off in your area A cricket team. Any cricket in this area is likely to have seagull problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 On 11/26/2018 at 7:00 AM, Hermit said: New Topic: Sports Franchises that you're sure aren't going to take off in your area The Portland Prosthetics of the National Grav-Ball League. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2018 Report Share Posted December 2, 2018 On 11/26/2018 at 7:00 AM, Hermit said: New Topic: Sports Franchises that you're sure aren't going to take off in your area Blood Bowl didn't take off in Portland. Not enough intentional decapitations. NT: Presidents Trump and XI )President of China) are going to settle their difference once and for all! How? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Blood Bowl didn't take off in Portland. Not enough intentional decapitations. NT: Presidents Trump and XI )President of China) are going to settle their difference once and for all! How? Ironically, with water pistols made in Taiwan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 2, 2018 Report Share Posted December 2, 2018 Nuclear weapons at five paces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 2, 2018 Report Share Posted December 2, 2018 15 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Presidents Trump and XI (President of China) are going to settle their difference once and for all! How? With a nice rousing game of chess. This dramatically favors one of the two, as the other hasn't realized that he's playing checkers yet. New Topic: First it was anti-vaxxers, then climate change deniers, and then flat-earthers. What is the next anti-science trend that celebrities will begin to embrace? (The sillier, the better.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 2, 2018 Report Share Posted December 2, 2018 17 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: First it was anti-vaxxers, then climate change deniers, and then flat-earthers. What is the next anti-science trend that celebrities will begin to embrace? (The sillier, the better.) The Anti-Gravity Brigade. "Nothing's gonna hold me down!" Pariah, Rails and Hermit 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2018 Report Share Posted December 2, 2018 5 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: First it was anti-vaxxers, then climate change deniers, and then flat-earthers. What is the next anti-science trend that celebrities will begin to embrace? (The sillier, the better.) Life is but a dream. Really! I can prove to you that nothing is real and that this universe, including you and I, doesn't really exist except in some celestial or infernal being's imagination. So nothing we do really matters! I can punch you in the face right now and it wouldn't matter, because you aren't real and neither am I! See how liberating that is? Total freedom from responsibility! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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