ghost-angel Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Nolgroth's Pulp Diversion as one of the players in the Gemini Ascendant game is on vacation. The year is 1924. GM: (To Sam as she reaches an out cropping down the side of the cliff): PER Roll Please. Sam: *Rolls an 18* GM: You see Elvis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Wow! A -11 year old Elvis! Elvis is everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From my Xcrawl game session last night, the team were fighting it out with the baddies in the last room when surprise reinforcements arrive. GM (Me): The Bears and the Giants leap from concealment and attack. P1: We're being attacked by a couple of football teams? If that's the case, I'd call in the Vikings as back-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... If that's the case' date=' I'd call in the Vikings as back-up.[/quote'] Just don't call in the Rams. They can't play defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Or the Cardinals, who's going to be afraid of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Or the Cardinals' date=' who's going to be afraid of them?[/quote'] Priests and Nuns? Lucius Alexander The palindromedary suggests bugs, nuts, and berries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Priests and Nuns?Choir boys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weldun Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From tonight's Deadlands: Lost Colony, the quote isn't as funny as the response. My Char (Daniel): If we're taking a half-track, I'll need somewhere to stable my Chanouk. Dave (NPC): That's okay. Debbie has one that it can shack up with. Me: Okay, but I have equal claim to any hatchlings. Other PC (OOC): Chika-bow-wow, chika-bow-wow, chika-bow-wow. GM vigorously mimes trying to clean his brain with a toilet brush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Just remembered another one from our last game. Our Heroes, working with PRIMUS, have found a VIPER nest. The PCs wait at the top of the elevator shaft, while the PRIMUS team assaults down the stairwell. When they start hearing a LOT of gunfire downstairs, the heroes decide it’s time to join the party. Inertia: (speedster/KE manipulator) “I run down the elevator shaft.” Built To Last: (power armored brick) “I jump down the elevator shaft.” GM: “OK, Inertia moves first, so you run down the sides of the shaft and are standing on top of the elevator car. As you reach to open the hatch, you notice a shadow getting larger and larger. You look up to see Built To Last’s feet, as 400 kilos of metal drops towards you.” Inertia: (in a tiny little voice) “Abort to Dodge?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Don't worry about it, that would have been a Killer soliloquy if Blazestar hadn't blasted you in the middle of it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monster Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... from our Star Wars game last night: "I refuse to be a party to milking a Jedi!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cenobite Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Don't worry about it' date=' that would have been a Killer soliloquy if Blazestar hadn't blasted you in the middle of it."[/quote'] *snort* Doncha just hate that? Here's a recent one from mine. One of the players made a new character and decided to not give him a hero name. Yup, a The Man With No Name situation. This being a gamer group, there was no way that would stick, and the bad nicknames flew. The one that stuck was "Bundt Cake", courtesy of me. Now at one point, our team was split up and flung through time. Bundt Cake's group ended up in a future ruled by a very powerful villain, and BC would eventually be killed at his hands (cute the rest of the group going "Buuuuuuundt Caaaaaaaake..."). Long story short(er), another group ended up meeting the Fates (who tried to garrote us with the threads of fate since we'd sorta messed up the time line). Once things were settled, we learned of our team mate's death. GM as one of the Fates: "I regret to inform you that... *drawing breath to say BC's real name* Me OOC: "If you say Bundt Cake, I'll give you a dollar." *GM gives me a funny look, and I take a dollar out of my wallet* Fates: "...that Bundt Cake has fallen." *I hand over the dollar* Entire group except for BC's player: "Buuuuuuundt Caaaaaaaake..." *BC's player scowls* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Yup' date=' a The Man With No Name situation. [/quote'] One character in my group (who glows blue when his powers are active) took too long to come up with a name, and almost wound up being dubbed Blue Light Special by the press. He was also known as Balaclava Man for a couple weeks, until he finally got a real costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Superhero game dealing with supernatural events... Paladin (hi-tech armor): But I don't believe in magic. Arcane (sorcerer): That's ok. It doesn't believe in you, either. ____ Monster hunter game, near the end of a long vampire hunt... Merc opens up with smg, dumping entire clip into the vampire. After taking the beating, the vampire stands up, looks at his shredded outfit. "I am NOT impressed." Merc looks at the gun. Looks at the vampire. Looks back at the gun. "Neither am I." ____ Paramilitary raid on a cult. Player: I throw a knife at the guy with the gun to distract him as I draw a bead with my pistol and shoot him. GM: Roll your attack with the knife and then with the pistol... Player: Knife attack is a 3. Pistol attack is an 18. GM: Ok. Damage for the knife? Player: 7 Body. 21 Stun. GM: Ok. The cultist goes down to the poorly thrown knife and the carefully aimed bullet misses, because he isn't standing there any longer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Neilson Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... One character in my group (who glows blue when his powers are active) took too long to come up with a name' date=' and almost wound up being dubbed [i']Blue Light Special[/i] by the press. He was also known as Balaclava Man for a couple weeks, until he finally got a real costume. We had a character with no background. The player kept promising one, but it never came. One evening, when he missed a session, we wrote his background for him. Turns out the poor sucker had amnesia, so that's why his character couldn't remember his background. Since we all chipped in to writing it, however, we all knew it. The guy also talks in his sleep - and he does remember all this stuff subconsciously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... One character in my group (who glows blue when his powers are active) took too long to come up with a name' date=' and almost wound up being dubbed [i']Blue Light Special[/i] by the press. He was also known as Balaclava Man for a couple weeks, until he finally got a real costume. Vitus D'rhazz ul Kashrak ur R'rasschd has never assumed a 'superhero name' He's proud of who he is (very proud). That hasn't stopped his teammates calling him Gloryhound, after the Gravitar media-pack incident, or Whorehound now he's hanging around with his concubine 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "This initiative can be yours, if ... The Dice Is Right!" We find a door with 'Lab' written on it in both Common and Draconic. Stacey: "I'm pretty sure I don't want to know what's behind that door." Me: "I'm COMPLETELY sure I don't want to know what's behind that door." Brian: "Is it locked?" Me: "DAMN." Thanks to a magical snake-like creature, two members of my party (of three) are incapacitated, leaving me alone, and my dice have been about as useful as bacon at a bar mitzvah all night. "I am gonna kill this mother****in' snake ..." *brain churns ...* "... On this mutha****in' alternate plane!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BcAugust Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From my game last night Suzie Jones:"Just for the record, if you try to upload streaming video of the Crucifixion to Youtube, I am setting your pants on fire." Luoch: "I wasn't even in the area when that may or may not have happened." Suzie: "Says the crosstime autograph hound who dances to Hare Krishna. Go on." Likely much funnier without context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "This initiative can be yours' date=' if ... [b']The Dice Is Right![/b]" We find a door with 'Lab' written on it in both Common and Draconic. Stacey: "I'm pretty sure I don't want to know what's behind that door." Me: "I'm COMPLETELY sure I don't want to know what's behind that door." Brian: "Is it locked?" Me: "DAMN." Thanks to a magical snake-like creature, two members of my party (of three) are incapacitated, leaving me alone, and my dice have been about as useful as bacon at a bar mitzvah all night. "I am gonna kill this mother****in' snake ..." *brain churns ...* "... On this mutha****in' alternate plane!" I'm ready for it! Come on , bring it! Am I the only one who bought the SOAP soundtrack? Please join me at GenCon 07 for Snape's on a Plane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Am I the only one who bought the SOAP soundtrack?Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzMike Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Am I the only one who bought the SOAP soundtrack? I didn't realise they released a SOAP soundtrack.... does Billy Crystal get any airtime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I'm ready for it! Come on , bring it! Am I the only one who bought the SOAP soundtrack? Please join me at GenCon 07 for Snape's on a Plane You shouldn't post drunk, man. He couldn't be serious, could he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Please join me at GenCon 07 for Snape's on a Plane To be followed by Bears on a Submarine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... You shouldn't post drunk, man. He couldn't be serious, could he? It was Hooligan X posting. I think he's deadly serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I didn't realise they released a SOAP soundtrack.... does Billy Crystal get any airtime? That was a good show. Repped for the nostalgia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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