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From my Xcrawl game session last night, the team were fighting it out with the baddies in the last room when surprise reinforcements arrive.

 

GM (Me): The Bears and the Giants leap from concealment and attack.

P1: We're being attacked by a couple of football teams?

 

:nonp:

 

If that's the case, I'd call in the Vikings as back-up.

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From tonight's Deadlands: Lost Colony, the quote isn't as funny as the response.

 

My Char (Daniel): If we're taking a half-track, I'll need somewhere to stable my Chanouk.

Dave (NPC): That's okay. Debbie has one that it can shack up with.

Me: Okay, but I have equal claim to any hatchlings.

Other PC (OOC): Chika-bow-wow, chika-bow-wow, chika-bow-wow.

 

GM vigorously mimes trying to clean his brain with a toilet brush.

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Just remembered another one from our last game. Our Heroes, working with PRIMUS, have found a VIPER nest. The PCs wait at the top of the elevator shaft, while the PRIMUS team assaults down the stairwell. When they start hearing a LOT of gunfire downstairs, the heroes decide it’s time to join the party.

 

Inertia: (speedster/KE manipulator) “I run down the elevator shaft.”

 

Built To Last: (power armored brick) “I jump down the elevator shaft.”

 

GM: “OK, Inertia moves first, so you run down the sides of the shaft and are standing on top of the elevator car. As you reach to open the hatch, you notice a shadow getting larger and larger. You look up to see Built To Last’s feet, as 400 kilos of metal drops towards you.”

 

Inertia: (in a tiny little voice) “Abort to Dodge?”

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"Don't worry about it' date=' that would have been a Killer soliloquy if Blazestar hadn't blasted you in the middle of it."[/quote']

*snort* Doncha just hate that?

 

Here's a recent one from mine. One of the players made a new character and decided to not give him a hero name. Yup, a The Man With No Name situation. This being a gamer group, there was no way that would stick, and the bad nicknames flew. The one that stuck was "Bundt Cake", courtesy of me.

 

Now at one point, our team was split up and flung through time. Bundt Cake's group ended up in a future ruled by a very powerful villain, and BC would eventually be killed at his hands (cute the rest of the group going "Buuuuuuundt Caaaaaaaake...").

 

Long story short(er), another group ended up meeting the Fates (who tried to garrote us with the threads of fate since we'd sorta messed up the time line). Once things were settled, we learned of our team mate's death.

 

GM as one of the Fates: "I regret to inform you that... *drawing breath to say BC's real name*

 

Me OOC: "If you say Bundt Cake, I'll give you a dollar."

 

*GM gives me a funny look, and I take a dollar out of my wallet*

 

Fates: "...that Bundt Cake has fallen."

 

*I hand over the dollar*

 

Entire group except for BC's player: "Buuuuuuundt Caaaaaaaake..."

 

*BC's player scowls*

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Yup' date=' a The Man With No Name situation. [/quote']

:D One character in my group (who glows blue when his powers are active) took too long to come up with a name, and almost wound up being dubbed Blue Light Special by the press. He was also known as Balaclava Man for a couple weeks, until he finally got a real costume.

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Superhero game dealing with supernatural events...

 

Paladin (hi-tech armor): But I don't believe in magic.

 

Arcane (sorcerer): That's ok. It doesn't believe in you, either.

____

 

Monster hunter game, near the end of a long vampire hunt...

 

Merc opens up with smg, dumping entire clip into the vampire. After taking the beating, the vampire stands up, looks at his shredded outfit.

 

"I am NOT impressed."

 

Merc looks at the gun. Looks at the vampire. Looks back at the gun.

 

"Neither am I."

____

 

Paramilitary raid on a cult.

 

Player: I throw a knife at the guy with the gun to distract him as I draw a bead with my pistol and shoot him.

 

GM: Roll your attack with the knife and then with the pistol...

 

Player: Knife attack is a 3. Pistol attack is an 18.

 

GM: Ok. Damage for the knife?

 

Player: 7 Body. 21 Stun.

 

GM: Ok. The cultist goes down to the poorly thrown knife and the carefully aimed bullet misses, because he isn't standing there any longer...

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:D One character in my group (who glows blue when his powers are active) took too long to come up with a name' date=' and almost wound up being dubbed [i']Blue Light Special[/i] by the press. He was also known as Balaclava Man for a couple weeks, until he finally got a real costume.

 

We had a character with no background. The player kept promising one, but it never came. One evening, when he missed a session, we wrote his background for him. Turns out the poor sucker had amnesia, so that's why his character couldn't remember his background. Since we all chipped in to writing it, however, we all knew it.

 

The guy also talks in his sleep - and he does remember all this stuff subconsciously.

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:D One character in my group (who glows blue when his powers are active) took too long to come up with a name' date=' and almost wound up being dubbed [i']Blue Light Special[/i] by the press. He was also known as Balaclava Man for a couple weeks, until he finally got a real costume.

 

Vitus D'rhazz ul Kashrak ur R'rasschd has never assumed a 'superhero name' He's proud of who he is (very proud). That hasn't stopped his teammates calling him Gloryhound, after the Gravitar media-pack incident, or Whorehound now he's hanging around with his concubine 3

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"This initiative can be yours, if ... The Dice Is Right!"

 

We find a door with 'Lab' written on it in both Common and Draconic.

Stacey: "I'm pretty sure I don't want to know what's behind that door."

Me: "I'm COMPLETELY sure I don't want to know what's behind that door."

Brian: "Is it locked?"

Me: "DAMN."

 

Thanks to a magical snake-like creature, two members of my party (of three) are incapacitated, leaving me alone, and my dice have been about as useful as bacon at a bar mitzvah all night.

"I am gonna kill this mother****in' snake ..."

*brain churns ...*

"... On this mutha****in' alternate plane!"

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From my game last night

 

Suzie Jones:"Just for the record, if you try to upload streaming video of the Crucifixion to Youtube, I am setting your pants on fire."

 

Luoch: "I wasn't even in the area when that may or may not have happened."

 

Suzie: "Says the crosstime autograph hound who dances to Hare Krishna. Go on."

 

Likely much funnier without context.

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"This initiative can be yours' date=' if ... [b']The Dice Is Right![/b]"

 

We find a door with 'Lab' written on it in both Common and Draconic.

Stacey: "I'm pretty sure I don't want to know what's behind that door."

Me: "I'm COMPLETELY sure I don't want to know what's behind that door."

Brian: "Is it locked?"

Me: "DAMN."

 

Thanks to a magical snake-like creature, two members of my party (of three) are incapacitated, leaving me alone, and my dice have been about as useful as bacon at a bar mitzvah all night.

"I am gonna kill this mother****in' snake ..."

*brain churns ...*

"... On this mutha****in' alternate plane!"

 

I'm ready for it!

Come on , bring it!

 

 

Am I the only one who bought the SOAP soundtrack?

Please join me at GenCon 07 for Snape's on a Plane

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