Stone Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... One I had a villian use in one game. I liked it, though my PC's were not so impressed: PC - you're insane Villian - I perfer dementedly enhanced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Major Tom Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The latest zinger from our group's Vibora Bay campaign: One of the players brought in a new character called Captain Incredible this Sunday, which was the same day that another of the players who had missed the last two game sessions showed up. When he first heard the name of the new character, he thought that it was Captain Credible. After CI's player told him what the correct name was, our GM made the follow- ing comment: "You can't call her Captain Credible. She's a politician." Major Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Wow' date=' you're doing a [b']LOST[/b] RPG? Close, Greyhawk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The powerful new villain in tattered robes and shifting bone armor: *gestures dramatically* I am SEPULCHRE! All that is bone is mine to command! Black Eagle: I am Black Eagle...and I have a name thats easy to pronounce! -------------------- Goldenstar is fighting Tyrannosaur, Jurassic Lass, and an unidentified cold-using villainess. Said cold villainess refuses to understand why Tyrannosaur (a Brick) seems wary of fighting Goldenstar. Cold Villainess: *Tries to flash-freeze Goldenstar* Goldenstar:*Knocks cold villainess down the hallway, destroying one of Sepulchre's skeletal minions in the process* Jurassic Lass: DECEMBER! *Looks down the hall at the now upside-down cold villainess, whose eyes are spinning, then turns to Goldenstar* What IS it with you!?! Goldenstar: [wryly] I have people like YOU to fulfill my life. Jurassic Lass: --------------------------- Tyrannosaur: *After being knocked down the same hallway as December, crashing through another skeletal minion, and landing on the floor right next to her* Okay...youre in charge...what do you want to do? December: [squeakyvoice] leave?....if i had air... in my lungs... id say leave... [/squeakyvoice] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRidge Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This week we had Red Star, a Russian walking nuclear reactor blaster type. Utter the immortal line after Striker a firearms gunslinger shoots a thug in the chest; Red Star mutters ; "I could have given him Cancer!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Don't think of me as evil. Think of me as making the world safer for insurance companies..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cenobite Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This week we had Red Star, a Russian walking nuclear reactor blaster type. Utter the immortal line after Striker a firearms gunslinger shoots a thug in the chest; Red Star mutters ; "I could have given him Cancer!" Man, that's cold. I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Reminds me of a game I played in years ago. I played an FBI investigator while my buddy played an investigator from the KGB. We were, in many ways, two sides of the same coin, and it was great the way we played off of one another. We were investigating an old church for signs of cult activity. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a crazed cultist jumps us. Before I could react, the KGB guy whips out his pistol and empties it into the cultist -- bang bang bang bang bang bang! The cultist drops. He turns to me, nods, and says, "That is how we do things in Russia." Just then another cultist jumps us. I pull out my pistol and shoot once -- bang! The cultist drops. I turn to him and smile. "...And that's how we do things in the U S of A." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The powerful new villain in tattered robes and shifting bone armor: *gestures dramatically* I am SEPULCHRE! All that is bone is mine to command! Black Eagle: I am Black Eagle...and I have a name thats easy to pronounce! I so would have made an inappropriate "Bone" joke there. Your players are either better behaved than I am; or I am cleverer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Reminds me of a game I played in years ago. I played an FBI investigator while my buddy played an investigator from the KGB. We were, in many ways, two sides of the same coin, and it was great the way we played off of one another. We were investigating an old church for signs of cult activity. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a crazed cultist jumps us. Before I could react, the KGB guy whips out his pistol and empties it into the cultist -- bang bang bang bang bang bang! The cultist drops. He turns to me, nods, and says, "That is how we do things in Russia." Just then another cultist jumps us. I pull out my pistol and shoot once -- bang! The cultist drops. I turn to him and smile. "...And that's how we do things in the U S of A." You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to keyes_bill again. And that's how we do things on the Hero Games boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A couple from our most recent 7th Sea game: "Just because you explained it doesn't mean it makes sense!" "'Well-hung' is not an advantage in this game." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I got Keyes, but feel free to add your own when it will let you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oneway Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Trog (not the brightest villain brick) has just been hit with a flash vs sight and hearing... TROG: I'm blind! ARGH! AND I'M MUTE! Dear god, they made me mute! (runs thru wall in random direction) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Oh, that's a nice one. I need to use that one in my campaign!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... TROG: I'm blind! ARGH! AND I'M MUTE! Dear god' date=' they made me mute![/quote'] I second using the mute in my campaign. That's just funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodstone Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... So very repped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... GM: Which one are you attacking? Lj (GM;s wife) OOC: I attack the one in front of me *looks at me* [Vincinni] Because I clearly cannot choose the one in front of you! [/Vincinni] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... GM: Which one are you attacking? Lj (GM;s wife) OOC: I attack the one in front of me *looks at me* [Vincinni] Because I clearly cannot choose the one in front of you! [/Vincinni] Heh. Even moreso because I can see the look on her face when she said it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Trog (not the brightest villain brick) has just been hit with a flash vs sight and hearing... TROG: I'm blind! ARGH! AND I'M MUTE! Dear god, they made me mute! (runs thru wall in random direction) :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Trog (not the brightest villain brick) has just been hit with a flash vs sight and hearing... TROG: I'm blind! ARGH! AND I'M MUTE! Dear god, they made me mute! (runs thru wall in random direction) Repped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Apologies if anyone finds this racist, but we thought this was hilarious... During a battle with Leroy, the Awesome Exoskeleton Man Leroy: You cannot fool me, Plastron. I know that the word Plastron means Exoskeleton, and I will prove that you are wearing an exoskeleton to the entire world! Plastron: Actually, it's also a dicky worn under a hauberk. Leroy: You must be a WHITE man in an exoskeleton.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Apologies if anyone finds this racist, but we thought this was hilarious... During a battle with Leroy, the Awesome Exoskeleton Man Leroy: You cannot fool me, Plastron. I know that the word Plastron means Exoskeleton, and I will prove that you are wearing an exoskeleton to the entire world! Plastron: Actually, it's also a dicky worn under a hauberk. Leroy: You must be a WHITE man in an exoskeleton.... *Lol* (Does ANYONE wear "dickys" anymore? Did anyone with self-respect ever?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Cross Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Actually,according to Wikipedia,"Plastron" can also mean: * "Plastron" is also the name of a half-jacket used in the sport of fencing. * "Plastron" is also the name of the bulge on an aircraft, such as the Airbus A340, under the fuselage between the wings that is used to correct airflow around the engine pylons. * A "plastron" is also a thin permanent layer of air around the body of some aquatic insects, held in place by hydrophobic hairs, and acting as a physical gill. And what on EARTH is a "dicky"? (Humor me,I'm a New Zealander). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linwood Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I'm the captain in a Serenity game that our group plays intermittently. Last weekend, the GM decides to introduce a new player by having him hijack the ship and send it hurtling toward Reaver space (a very, very Bad Place) with me as his hostage. After the new PC has drugged my character, gagged him, duct-taped him to a chair in the cockpit, and tied a live grenade to him, I told the player (OOC, of course) as he was using the ship's systems to frustrate the rest of the crew, "You've got it wrong. The crew isn't trying to rescue me. They're trying to rescue you FROM me..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... And what on EARTH is a "dicky"? (Humor me' date='I'm a New Zealander).[/quote'] This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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