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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

The latest zinger from our group's Vibora Bay campaign:

 

One of the players brought in a new character called Captain Incredible this

Sunday, which was the same day that another of the players who had missed

the last two game sessions showed up. When he first heard the name of the

new character, he thought that it was Captain Credible.

 

After CI's player told him what the correct name was, our GM made the follow-

ing comment:

 

"You can't call her Captain Credible. She's a politician."

 

 

Major Tom

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The powerful new villain in tattered robes and shifting bone armor: *gestures dramatically* I am SEPULCHRE! All that is bone is mine to command!

Black Eagle: I am Black Eagle...and I have a name thats easy to pronounce!

 

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Goldenstar is fighting Tyrannosaur, Jurassic Lass, and an unidentified cold-using villainess. Said cold villainess refuses to understand why Tyrannosaur (a Brick) seems wary of fighting Goldenstar.

 

Cold Villainess: *Tries to flash-freeze Goldenstar*

Goldenstar:*Knocks cold villainess down the hallway, destroying one of Sepulchre's skeletal minions in the process*

Jurassic Lass: DECEMBER! *Looks down the hall at the now upside-down cold villainess, whose eyes are spinning, then turns to Goldenstar* What IS it with you!?!

Goldenstar: [wryly] I have people like YOU to fulfill my life.

Jurassic Lass: :o

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Tyrannosaur: *After being knocked down the same hallway as December, crashing through another skeletal minion, and landing on the floor right next to her* Okay...youre in charge...what do you want to do?

December: [squeakyvoice] leave?....if i had air... in my lungs... id say leave... [/squeakyvoice]

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This week we had Red Star, a Russian walking nuclear reactor blaster type. Utter the immortal line after Striker a firearms gunslinger shoots a thug in the chest;

Red Star mutters ; "I could have given him Cancer!"

Man, that's cold. I like it.

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Reminds me of a game I played in years ago. I played an FBI investigator while my buddy played an investigator from the KGB. We were, in many ways, two sides of the same coin, and it was great the way we played off of one another. :)

 

We were investigating an old church for signs of cult activity. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a crazed cultist jumps us. Before I could react, the KGB guy whips out his pistol and empties it into the cultist -- bang bang bang bang bang bang! The cultist drops.

 

He turns to me, nods, and says, "That is how we do things in Russia."

 

Just then another cultist jumps us. I pull out my pistol and shoot once -- bang! The cultist drops.

 

I turn to him and smile. "...And that's how we do things in the U S of A."

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The powerful new villain in tattered robes and shifting bone armor: *gestures dramatically* I am SEPULCHRE! All that is bone is mine to command!

Black Eagle: I am Black Eagle...and I have a name thats easy to pronounce!

 

 

I so would have made an inappropriate "Bone" joke there.

Your players are either better behaved than I am; or I am cleverer. :D

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Reminds me of a game I played in years ago. I played an FBI investigator while my buddy played an investigator from the KGB. We were, in many ways, two sides of the same coin, and it was great the way we played off of one another. :)

 

We were investigating an old church for signs of cult activity. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a crazed cultist jumps us. Before I could react, the KGB guy whips out his pistol and empties it into the cultist -- bang bang bang bang bang bang! The cultist drops.

 

He turns to me, nods, and says, "That is how we do things in Russia."

 

Just then another cultist jumps us. I pull out my pistol and shoot once -- bang! The cultist drops.

 

I turn to him and smile. "...And that's how we do things in the U S of A."

 

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to keyes_bill again.

And that's how we do things on the Hero Games boards.

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GM: Which one are you attacking?

 

Lj (GM;s wife) OOC: I attack the one in front of me

*looks at me*

[Vincinni] Because I clearly cannot choose the one in front of you! [/Vincinni]

 

Heh.

 

Even moreso because I can see the look on her face when she said it... :D

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Apologies if anyone finds this racist, but we thought this was hilarious...

 

During a battle with Leroy, the Awesome Exoskeleton Man

 

Leroy: You cannot fool me, Plastron. I know that the word Plastron means Exoskeleton, and I will prove that you are wearing an exoskeleton to the entire world!

 

Plastron: Actually, it's also a dicky worn under a hauberk.

 

Leroy: You must be a WHITE man in an exoskeleton....

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Apologies if anyone finds this racist, but we thought this was hilarious...

 

During a battle with Leroy, the Awesome Exoskeleton Man

 

Leroy: You cannot fool me, Plastron. I know that the word Plastron means Exoskeleton, and I will prove that you are wearing an exoskeleton to the entire world!

 

Plastron: Actually, it's also a dicky worn under a hauberk.

 

Leroy: You must be a WHITE man in an exoskeleton....

 

 

*Lol*

 

(Does ANYONE wear "dickys" anymore? Did anyone with self-respect ever?)

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Actually,according to Wikipedia,"Plastron" can also mean:

* "Plastron" is also the name of a half-jacket used in the sport of fencing.

* "Plastron" is also the name of the bulge on an aircraft, such as the Airbus A340, under the fuselage between the wings that is used to correct airflow around the engine pylons.

* A "plastron" is also a thin permanent layer of air around the body of some aquatic insects, held in place by hydrophobic hairs, and acting as a physical gill.

And what on EARTH is a "dicky"? (Humor me,I'm a New Zealander).

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I'm the captain in a Serenity game that our group plays intermittently. Last weekend, the GM decides to introduce a new player by having him hijack the ship and send it hurtling toward Reaver space (a very, very Bad Place) with me as his hostage. After the new PC has drugged my character, gagged him, duct-taped him to a chair in the cockpit, and tied a live grenade to him, I told the player (OOC, of course) as he was using the ship's systems to frustrate the rest of the crew, "You've got it wrong. The crew isn't trying to rescue me. They're trying to rescue you FROM me..."

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