input.jack Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This sounds like something out of the Dresden novels I take that as a compliment of the highest order! Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I take that as a compliment of the highest order! Thanks! It was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karmakaze Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A Star Hero game. Aiskon is telling us about the war that exterminated most of his people. Aiskon: No... We didn't lose the war... Roxy: Of course not. You just misplaced it. I suppose it just rolled under the couch, you went under to look for it, and when you came up your homeworld was gone. But you didn't lose the war or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csyphrett Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From the NSU Kid monster hero subdues two burglars in his home. OOC: "They needed an ambulance"? They should have thought of that before breaking into the house! CES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... COACH (the Base AI) : ... seriously, the lady knows her computers. She cleaned my drives the other day, I tell you, that woman gives a good defragging that... not that there's anything beyond friendship in that mindya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steamteck Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The other night playing fantasy. One player is playing a fast knight using a two handed sword. He gets knocked down. The player on his turn says " I come erect" and makes the motions of holding his two handed sword straight out which is unfortunately right over his groin. There is a moment of dead silence. Then he says "Um, I stand up." and everybody cracks up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Major Tom Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... COACH (the Base AI) : ... seriously' date=' the lady knows her computers. She cleaned my drives the other day, I tell you, that woman gives a good defragging that... not that there's anything beyond friendship in that mindya.[/quote'] Ah, the little bytes and pieces of humor that pop up in this thread... Major Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From the Sequoia City Slayer game: Teddi the Slayer (from the UK) Jinx the young Witch Charles the Teenage Templar --------- Teddi *holds up a leather thong with a silver hoop as an "amulet"*: They were wearing these. I think its their "holy symbol". Jinx: A circle?? Charles: Hmm....maybe they worship emptiness, or the void...? Teddi: So, to them, nothing's sacred ----------- [Teddi and Jinx sneak up on a spooky mansion that is a death-cult's "hideout"] Jinx *looks around*: ....Dont drink the kool-aid. ----------- Cultist: Would you like some refreshments? Jinx *snickers* ------------- Jinx: The Cult of the Cycle, huh? Worshipping the "cycle of life". Hey, didnt Elton John write a song for them a while back? Teddi: Hmm...that would be a good way to recruit people while theyre young and impressionable. Desmond, notify the Watcher's Council, and have them initiate an investigation into Elton John Jinx: I WAS KIDDING! ------------ Teddi: Never trust a Holy Sword you got on E-Bay. ------------ Teddi: Charles, do you by chance have access to a Holy Weapon? Charles: My Dad has it. And he's in South America right now. Jinx: Besides, he wont let Charles borrow it till he turns 18. His Dads totally obsessed with that sword. Polishes it with a diaper. Loves it more than he does Charles. He told him so in a birthday card once! Charles: Oh man, when I read about the "leather thong" as a holy symbol I had a Very differant image in my head for a min or two.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Tidbits of information: Sylph needs plant life to use her powers. Juggernaut is the premiere brick in the city (75 STR) and she happens to have a "accidentally destroys property" reputation and a DD Distinctive Feature, though she's very conservative in her costume (hands, neck, and head are all the skin that shows). The group is about to go into the desert. Sylph: I suppose I can just take a few nice big watermelons along or something. Slyfox: glances in Juggernaut's direction. .oO(Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. I know its hard, they lobbing these at you, but she can crush concrete.) He can get on a roll with his lines sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Tidbits of information: Sylph needs plant life to use her powers. Juggernaut is the premiere brick in the city (75 STR) and she happens to have a "accidentally destroys property" reputation and a DD Distinctive Feature' date=' though she's very conservative in her costume (hands, neck, and head are all the skin that shows). The group is about to go into the desert.[/size'] Sylph: I suppose I can just take a few nice big watermelons along or something. Slyfox: glances in Juggernaut's direction. .oO(Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. I know its hard, they lobbing these at you, but she can crush concrete.) He can get on a roll with his lines sometimes. Ah, female bricks... the bane of all crude and lewd non-brick males... I say this, while making a new character, as the last one died an embarrassing cruel death... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From last Sunday's D&D game: The band of heroes has been following a dozen heavily-armored giants, carrying a stolen shipment of magical and mundane (but high-quality) weapons bound for a massive group of orcs. They see a man and woman riding on the shoulders of the lead giant, and decide to attack -- four members of the party attacking the rear giant, the other two attacking the man and woman at the front. Devlyn (rogue, starting off the combat): I run forward and backstab the giant. (rolls, hits, rolls decent damage). DM: Ignore the Sneak Attack damage -- these are undead. (looks at dice) Your knife bounces off, it doesn't seem to have had an effect. Devlyn: Ok, I say "Sorry, slipped, don't mind me" and run back into the woods. Leila: I'll summon a Huge air elemental and have it take out the woman first. Il'Marcum: No, wait, I want to see what she can do. Yllek: How about we kill her and later we can *speculate* on what she could have done? The unknown male flies back toward the party attacking the rear giant, casts some sort of "suggestion/mind control" spell and tells them, "You don't really want to do this. You'd much rather go back to Ore Rush, find a pub, and drink some ale." DM: Okay, make a Will save at 21. Aren: (swears under his breath) Nope. Devlyn: I failed mine. Yllek: Not a chance. Ryan: I guess we're going to Ore Rush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... GM: You're going to coup de grace the mage? Billy: The man has worked with the Assassins' Guild in two cities, and now he's summoned a demon. Anyone who wants me dead that badly has got to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... As we feared, we did end up rescuing Mechanon in Sundog's game. We'd planned, having dealt with the more serious threat of the The Fury, to go around Base 01 destroying all computers and other possible hiding places for the MechanOS, but it was too late. A giant hologram appears, and announces "I cannot allow you to do that, pitiful flesh creatures" Vitus : "Hands up anybody who is in the least surprised by this development. Anyone?" Void : "I thought he'ld be taller" There was also the final words of one of Mechanon's replacement mechanic-droids, earlier, as we disintigrated it. "I am 1-Zero-2. I regret nothiiiinnnnngggg!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Fnorder Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From the AnimeNEXT LARP this past weekend. James of Team Rocket: "Will everyone please stop grabbing my balls?" Nara Shikamaru, at the challenges of the High Fey Court (Yes, the fairies came to town.) "I Shadow-bind the ham!" More as I think of them. It was a pretty wacky weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoutybloke Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "The village is under attack by orcs!" "Yes, we know. They're ours" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... GM: "Mutch is standing behind the Vampire with his wood in his hand." ME: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From last week's "Victorian Adventures" game ----------- Szophia: Then, you have not studied the sword? Wild Lilly: Not specifically. But you give me a sharp, pointy object an' Ah'll most likely figure some way to do someone an injury with it ---------- Major Ambrose (OOC): The Major will try to slide in discreetly behind Amaravati. Amaravati (OOC): Gonna buy me dinner first? ------------ Princess Szophia *Runs a Zombie through with her rapier at the neck, with no apparent effect*: Unfortunately, their vitals arent so vital any more :/ ------------- GM: When Amaravati moves to there, she can see into the manor's dining room. It looks like it has seen intermittent, recent, sloppy use. Amaravati (OOC): Like theyve been feeding lumberjacks? Or performing amateur surgery? Or have they been filming porn? ---------------- [The PCs are in the middle of the foyer of the abandoned mansion. The enemies, alerted to our presence, burst in through the doors on all sides. They generally have moved too far to take an attack, or miss. Our counterattack drops all of the bad guys we can see. Then, on their next move, a fresh wave of bad guys comes rushing in] Wild Lilly (OOC): Its like one of those cop training shooting-alleys! --------------- GM: There are more on the way. Wild Lilly (OOC): The operative word being "mor-on" -------------- Ambrose *calls out*: Any more of you bounders that show yourselves will get more of the same! Amaravati: They cant see us. They may well think were throwing banana cream pies! ------------- Amaravati (OOC) *Makes a roll with several pertainent modifiers, late late at night after a long session * That would be a...um...a... thing! With....some math! -------------- Wild Lilly: Wheres the Gaunt Man! Injured Thug: Hes...in the basement...in the tunnels... Wild Lilly: Anything else I oughtta know? Injured Thug: Youre.....*dies* Wild Lilly: ....Maybe I shoulda oughta bandaged him up, and then asked him some questions......I keep fo'gettin' that. ------------- [Wild Lilly is grabbed by the Gaunt Man, who tries to tear her soul from her body, being shown in the process a glimpse of the torments of Hell. Wild Lilly, who is notably strong-willed, barely manages through tremendous effort to survive the attack. Mr. Graves, the Gaunt Man, has tossed her aside believing her to be "disposed of". Wild Lilly drawns herself up to her feet, pulls her Navy Colt, and stuffs it into Mr. Graves' mouth] Wild Lilly: Thanks fo' showing me where Im about ta send you, and for givin me a new appreciation fo' life, ASS**** ! *BLAM* Mr. Graves head :*Asplodes!* Princess Szophia: ....such language! ---------------- Princess Szophia: ...and then the orchestra played a lovely piece for the viola. Wild Lilly: Whats the difference 'tween a violin an' a viola, anyhow? Amaravati: A viola burns longer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Your steampunk game sounds like a real blast, Input Jack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Wild Lilly: Thanks fo' showing me where Im about ta send you, and for givin me a new appreciation fo' life, ASS**** ! *BLAM* Mr. Graves head :*Asplodes!* With that particular word-sound (I know there's a term for that, but I can't remember it), I just had a hard time picturing his head exploding so much as his posterior, and it gave me a funny picture with her shoving her pistol there, and it made me laugh a lot for the sheer ridiculousness of my meandering imagination... Sounds like it was a good time, jack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakboy6117 Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... onomatopoeia is probably the word your looking for and also a green arrow villain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... And it just so happens today is International Onomatopoeia Day! Ka-POW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... And it just so happens today is International Onomatopoeia Day! Ka-POW! Oh man, I missed it. Wah-wah-wawawawawawawa.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... OOC Character Error during Mind over Matter playtest. Seeker: On my planet, he would be in the Reincarnation camps. Players: That's REHABILITATION CAMPS! For the first time in 20 years of play, a PC hero fought a PC hero. AND THEY WERE BOTH PLAYED BY THE SAME PLAYER! Funniest thing I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Field Test: .oO(I for one welcome our insect overlords....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... DM: "Jeff, it's your turn ... *BUUUUUURP*" Jeff: "Attack the frog!" "The problem with 'Save Or Screwed' spells is that if they save, I'm screwed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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