Susano Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Oh' date=' it's not online; it's our FtF Teen Champions game. Josh and I alternate running a game, and that's what he gets to run. The log is here. Dang. He's WEEKS behind on keeping that updated. Alice, I think he meant the post above yours (it confused me too). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Alice' date=' I think he meant the post above yours (it confused me too). [/quote'] Ah. Well, then. Never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Which online game would that be? I'm curious. Neverwinter Nights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Oh' date=' it's not online; it's our FtF Teen Champions game. Josh and I alternate running a game, and that's what he gets to run. The log is here. Dang. He's WEEKS behind on keeping that updated. Oops, sorry, was referring to DrHoz's post. I didn't see yours, must have posted it while I was still reading. =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... And now some quotes from the Slayer game... ------------------- [Teddi's father hasnt seen her for a while, but has coem to visit her for her birthday] Henry St. James (Teddi's Dad): My, youve really grown! Jinx: They dont call it "silicone valley" for nothin! Teddi: --------------------- [The group hears some screaming in the school after hours. They round a corner in time to see a beheaded teenager burst into dust] Teddi: Thats a vampire. The students dont do THAT! Jinx: I dunno, if Shawna [the head cheerleader] ever had pleather actually touch her skin...she might do that ---------------------- GM: They mention that some of the anime you ordered is in. They finally tracked down that copy of "Dirty Tentacle Nazi Ninjas IV" (the uncensored version) Jinx: Oh joy! --------------------- Bad Guy: I know youre out there. I can smell you! Teddi (OOC): Jinx will step out into plain view. Jinx (OOC): She will?!? Teddi (OOC): Teddi! Teddi! TEDDI will step out into view. You know; the character I CAN speak for >_< ----------------------- Teddi *online*: Oh no....Gleek porn. ----------------------- Ogre Mage: You will pay for that, white b**ch! Teddi *drawing her sword*: You shouldnt call people names. I already have another name. Its "Slayer". Ogre Mage: You will call me a name soon! You will cal me "Mas-" Teddi: "Dead Man"! ------------------------ Ogre Mage: They were merely tools for my pleasure Teddi: Youre a bit of a tool, too --------------------- [Jinx comes home to a darkened house. She noticed that her mother's car was gone, and has assumed that she has gone to work. Henry has been watching TV in the dark and comes up behind Jinx] Henry: Hi. Jinx: AAAAAGH! Oh! Geez!...*gulp* Give me a heart attack why dont you! Henry *apologetically*: Can I get you something? Jinx: That three years of my life back? ----------------------- Jinx: Demons dont keep good tax records. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Jinx: Demons dont keep good tax records. The Xander-esque comeback for this would be: "Didn't demons invent taxes?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karmakaze Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... GM: This guy looks like (other character) except he doesn't have four arms Me: (OOC) Yay! That means he's not forewarned! We're golden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkfire Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The Xander-esque comeback for this would be: "Didn't demons invent taxes?" No Demons perfected taxes. hmm... that makes me wounder if Daemons view the IRS as some kind of dumping ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfergus Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... No Demons perfected taxes. hmm... that makes me wounder if Daemons view the IRS as some kind of dumping ground. Something much worse perfected taxes - Bureaucracies. Just to note, I work for the IRS. I do not do individual forms, just corporate. I also think the tax system should be reformed and that taxes are too high. I also am offended! We are not the dumping ground! We are the cream of the demonic crop, the best of the best! Now apologize lest I send "THEM" to investigate you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Something much worse perfected taxes - Bureaucracies. Just to note, I work for the IRS. I do not do individual forms, just corporate. I also think the tax system should be reformed and that taxes are too high. I also am offended! We are not the dumping ground! We are the cream of the demonic crop, the best of the best! Now apologize lest I send "THEM" to investigate you! ... and thus evil does have a name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Something much worse perfected taxes - Bureaucracies. Just to note, I work for the IRS. I do not do individual forms, just corporate. I also think the tax system should be reformed and that taxes are too high. I also am offended! We are not the dumping ground! We are the cream of the demonic crop, the best of the best! Now apologize lest I send "THEM" to investigate you! You're going to investigate someone with giant ants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... ... and thus evil does have a name. The Infernal Revenue Service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... TorchSong(ooc): You know, its a good thing I don't have your address. I was going to sign you up for a International Male catalog. Father Martin(ooc): What's that? TorchSong(ooc): You know that men's underwear catalogue Mark brought that one week? The one with all the funny "sexy" underwear? Its like that for clothes. Father Martin(ooc): Ummm... errr... remind me never to give you my address. You are aware my kids get the mail sometimes? TorchSong(ooc): *laughter* ************* Wendigo: Y'know, we need more strategies that involve fewer of us being blown up or set on fire, intentional or not. *********** Carl: I don't think I should teleport to the car following us. Sean: Why not? Carl: I'm driving. ************* GM: She talks like Fran Drescher. Father Martin: okay, I'm out. ************** Debbie, our Contract Negotiator: So, how was Ohio? Father Martin: Sorry, I don't speak japanese. GM: What? Father Martin(ooc): Hey, I never said I was funny... or that I make sense. ************* GM: As you roll through the parking lot and see the Juggernaut.... all in matte black and looking bad-@@@. Carl: The What?! Father Martin: he's talking about the truck... I named it the Juggernaut. Carl: *phew* oh, okay. Wendigo: Except on the right side, I had them paint my name in bright colors across it. Father: What?! Wendigo: Yeah, the Wendi-Go! Get it? ************ Sean: No more flying. I have a fear of planes exploding in my face. (he says through the burnt flesh that is currently his face) TorchSong: Hey.... ( *************** Wendigo: hey, we could go to range 4 to practice some maneuvers. Father Martin: no, we can't. Wendigo: why not? Father Martin: I took TorchSong there this morning for target practice. Wendigo: so? Father Martin: ummm... with a grenade launcher. Sean: is it still there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From BigDamnHero's "Defenders" game last night... Inertia (OOC; Recapping): "There was no breaking. There was assault, and there was entry. But there was no breaking." Inertia (the very fast speedster): Raises Hand "My Turn!" GM (a little too enthusiastically): "OOh, the roach recovers" (it was a giant attack cockroach) Built To Last (to PRIMUS): "All life is sacred, you f---s." (referring to the giant cockroach he was preventing from dying...) Inertia: "OK, I'm actually doing the slow sarcastic clap, but no one can tell." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkfire Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Something much worse perfected taxes - Bureaucracies. Just to note, I work for the IRS. I do not do individual forms, just corporate. I also think the tax system should be reformed and that taxes are too high. I also am offended! We are not the dumping ground! We are the cream of the demonic crop, the best of the best! Now apologize lest I send "THEM" to investigate you! An army of demonic auditors *shudder* hmm clearly I misspoke, what I meant was a dumping ground for their best and most powerful daemons. Just to be on the safe side time to invest in a 30D6 dispel vs Daemonic auditors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... *********** Carl: I don't think I should teleport to the car following us. Sean: Why not? Carl: I'm driving. ************* Solid gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Major Tom Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The Infernal Revenue Service. Damn, you beat me to it. Major Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querysphinx Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Debbie, our Contract Negotiator: So, how was Ohio? Father Martin: Sorry, I don't speak japanese. GM: What? Father Martin(ooc): Hey, I never said I was funny... or that I make sense. What makes this even funnier is that "Ohio" means "morning" in Japanese. (The Romanji is spelled differently, but it's pronounced O-hi-o.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaras Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... What makes this even funnier is that "Ohio" means "morning" in Japanese. (The Romanji is spelled differently, but it's pronounced O-hi-o.) Double take, spotted the Jap funny first and a quote from an OL game i am in that runs OTT's with some of the younger players with less exposure to rp'ing "You think youve got problems? My players gave priority to looting the corpses of the fallen while teamates lay bleeding in the mud..." The above resulted in a pc bleeding to death and some awkward in character conversations when they realized what they had done that are probably worthy of quoting if i can get hold of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Mackinder Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... There is this page on my website. Some of the stuff on it has already been mentioned here, but a lot hasn't. I particularly recommened 'The Death Of Captain Cancer' - I was there and can swear to the absolute truthfulness of the entire story. http://members.ozemail.com.au/~iandl57/Page27.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... What makes this even funnier is that "Ohio" means "morning" in Japanese. (The Romanji is spelled differently, but it's pronounced O-hi-o.) Yeah, I'm aware, thus making the joke... but it was a stretch and kind of plucked way out of context, thus I got more confused looks then laughs... mostly I get laughs for how bad my jokes are rather than how funny. It might also be that I was kind of mumbling that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Another: Singirl's player has been rolling 15's and 16's all night. (I remind the thread that Singirl is a succubus who was raised as a human and only recently manifested her demon side.) Her boyfriend steps in and blasts away all of the threats in her path. She turns to him and says, "I thought I was supposed to be stealing YOUR mojo!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... There is this page on my website. Some of the stuff on it has already been mentioned here, but a lot hasn't. I particularly recommened 'The Death Of Captain Cancer' - I was there and can swear to the absolute truthfulness of the entire story. http://members.ozemail.com.au/~iandl57/Page27.html I read some of these, and I love the one with the superhero Ascendant talking with his agent Saul.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... There is this page on my website. Some of the stuff on it has already been mentioned here, but a lot hasn't. I particularly recommened 'The Death Of Captain Cancer' - I was there and can swear to the absolute truthfulness of the entire story. http://members.ozemail.com.au/~iandl57/Page27.html These are freaking hilarious. I'm particularly fond of 250 Things Mr Welch Is Not Allowed To Do In Any RPG. My personal favorite was: 189. 'Tourettes' is not a flaw, it is a reason to kill the character at creation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... These are freaking hilarious. I'm particularly fond of 250 Things Mr Welch Is Not Allowed To Do In Any RPG. My personal favorite was: This isn't bad either: 62. I am not allowed to do anything I saw Han Solo do once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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