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Today in one of my Forgotten Realms games, my players encountered a man who collects artwork that glorifies evil deities. While he is evil himself, he is merely an interested collector with no desire to actually worship any of these deities.

 

To this end, he hired the PC's gloomy bard (He sings dirges and gloomy chants) to staff his once a year evil artwork party.

 

During the break before dinner, he walked over to his host and said

 

"Would you prefer the music to be lighter during dinner, or more gloomy?"

 

His host replied "Oh, lighter, of course. We wouldn't want anything to interfere with the meal."

 

So, after dinner, he plays even CREEPIER, GLOOMIER music. All the other PC's left him alone there, creeping out the other guests.

 

The best part? Even though it was wintertime, he purchased light fluffy spring dresses for the women in the party the next day, in the hope of leaving them less upset.

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

Well, since SOMEONE forgot to hit "Post" before shutting down:

 

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Father Martin: We need some kind of magic detector...what's it look like kind of like a tricorder?

GM (seriously): No, more like a beaver.

 

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There were more but I can't recall any more off the top of my head.

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Sean McGuffin (OOC): Ok guys, we need to focus. We need to be like... like lasers. Yes, focused like lasers!... You know, lasers are pretty cool... :: makes shooting noises::

 

* * * * *

 

Father Martin: What was her name? Linda, Brenda... it was something with a duh...

 

* * * * *

 

Robin Fletcher(OOC): Our god is kind and powerful and very stupid.

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The Denver Team finally selected a name, the Crusaders. During the process of name selection (Always a problem in my world) some disputes erupted.

 

Streamline: "Well, we could always put a spoiler on the Cybervulture."

 

Cybervulture: "I don't have a rear spoiler. And if you put one on me you'll be in big trouble, buddy."

 

Streamline: "Yet..."

 

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Airborne: Well, maybe we should consider a team uniform, so that we all look the same.

 

Golden Fencer: Well, unless you all want to dress in bright gold lame...

 

Streamline: Do you know how much it's going to cost to repaint this thing.

 

Cybervulture, about to speak...

 

Golden Fencer: And yes, we know. You're a cybervulture...

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We had one in a Champions game in the long and long ago...

 

The heroes are closing in on the HQ of the villains. We've done our recon, polished the battleplan, and we send in the pointman to his spotter position. The heroes go radio silent...

 

Pointman: "I am in position, maintaining radio silence."

 

The rest of us: ....

 

Pointman: "Repeat. I am in position, maintaining radio silence."

 

The rest of us: (Couldn't help but laugh at him even as we had go to his rescue...)

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We had one in a Champions game in the long and long ago...

 

The heroes are closing in on the HQ of the villains. We've done our recon, polished the battleplan, and we send in the pointman to his spotter position. The heroes go radio silent...

 

Pointman: "I am in position, maintaining radio silence."

 

The rest of us: ....

 

Pointman: "Repeat. I am in position, maintaining radio silence."

 

The rest of us: (Couldn't help but laugh at him even as we had go to his rescue...)

 

Oh ... my ...

 

What a goober. I assume there was a long discussion about the definition of radio silence afterwards? :)

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In the City On The Edge game, where last session the party was betrayed by a fifth columnist in our own team. Only Miss Chaos got away to warn the sole remaining member....

 

Miss Chaos
:
Jack
's sold the rest of the team out to the super-villians!

 

Trawler
: Did he get a good price?

 

 

Trawler protested he doesn't have a noodle addiction....

 

Trawler
: "I haven't mentioned ramen in weeks!

 

Me, OOC
: "That's only because you're been too busy stuffing your face with the stuff"

 

 

Miss Chaos is in a bad mood at the disaster....

 

Me OOC
: If you must kill someone, there's plenty of PRIMUS agents around here - they're used to it.

 

 

Explaining the situation to emergency recruits

"We had some PRIMUS agents, but they got killed. So we won't even get our deposit back"

 

 

 

And in the evening game, where two universes are striving for existence, and Vitus is to blame...

 

GM
: "Congratulations, Vitus , you're outdone yourself. Now you've got an entire universe on your case"

 

 

The Spectre's need for a theme tune is discussed

 

Me OOC
: Spectre-Man, Spectre-Man, Does Whatever, A Spectre Can...

 

He has a new high-speed car too...

 

"Here he comes, Here comes Spec-Racer, He's a Spectre on wheels..."
:D

 

 

Spectre's responce...

 

"Oh god. I've just realised - I'm having regular sex with barely-legal jailbait and I've just bought a high-speed super-car. One Hundred and Sixty years old and I'm having my first mid-life crisis"
:eek:

 

 

 

The Storm Lord arrives to see two lightning-themed villians...

 

"Wanna-bes"
:tsk:

 

 

 

And Vitus drops a line to the UN

 

Vitus
: "Just a quick courtesy call - I'm going to be turning downtown Kingdom City into a no-go area for the next few months, to delay the total destruction of Earth for a few weeks. Thought you'd like to know."

 

Dr White
: "I beg your pardon?? :nonp:"

 

Vitus
: "Earth. Total destruction. You mean you hadn't noticed?

 

Dr White
: We knew something was up, but... look, just stay there, I'm on my way down.

 

Vitus
: Right. Oh, and apparently one Doctor Zerstoiten is on his way over ( aka Dr Destroyer )

 

Dr White
:
:eek:
Destroyer?!? I'll bring the whole team!

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Said during a BESM game by an anime-obsessed college student PC who has been suffering hallucinations sent by the main baddie that one of the cartoons he's been following is actually real and demanding worship.

 

"We cannot fail! We have the power of Pikachu on our side!"

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In the Skeleton Crew game...

Drhoz, the Skeleton Crew is the evening game. Miss Chaos and the rest are in my City on the Edge campaign, in the afternoon.

 

Also from the Skeleton Crew...

 

The Gunny: "All these people flying around in their underwear."

The Spectre: "Sir. I have always been impeccably dressed."

Orca: "I don't fly."

Stormlord: "Has anybody actually noticed that I'm wearing, well nothing?"

Orca: "Well, then there's Miss Three."

Spectre: "Well, she balances it out for the rest of us then..."

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Oh ... my ...

 

What a goober. I assume there was a long discussion about the definition of radio silence afterwards? :)

 

Aye, there was... I'm not sure how well it took, though. :rolleyes: This was the same guy who was honestly surprised that somehow, somehow, the villains knew we were there...

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Stormlord the nekked superhero?

 

clothed in the ethereal energies of the archetypal storm. It just looks like a cloak and bodysuit.

 

We did determine, from the number of members that don't bother with clothing, and especially underwear, we should rename ourselves the Nebraska Commandos

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clothed in the ethereal energies of the archetypal storm. It just looks like a cloak and bodysuit.

 

We did determine, from the number of members that don't bother with clothing, and especially underwear, we should rename ourselves the Nebraska Commandos

 

"My new character...The Commando Commando!!!!"

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We had one in a Champions game in the long and long ago...

 

The heroes are closing in on the HQ of the villains. We've done our recon, polished the battleplan, and we send in the pointman to his spotter position. The heroes go radio silent...

 

Pointman: "I am in position, maintaining radio silence."

 

The rest of us: ....

 

Pointman: "Repeat. I am in position, maintaining radio silence."

 

The rest of us: (Couldn't help but laugh at him even as we had go to his rescue...)

 

Ooooh... someone else who was in dire need of a lecture from Captain Sean

Bannon about the meaning of radio silence.

 

 

Major Tom :eg:

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Ooooh... someone else who was in dire need of a lecture from Captain Sean

Bannon about the meaning of radio silence.

 

 

Major Tom :eg:

 

Hehheh, aye... 25+ years later, and that story still gets told.

 

The same guy was playing in an AD&D game as a hippogryph-riding paladin. (I used to make wisecracks for the hippogryph — "Rawk! Polly wants a shielding generator!") The party came upon a body of water wherein dwelt a grumpy and rather hungry plesiosaur.

 

The paladin announces that he'll make an airborne lance-charge against the monster. I (another PC) said something like: "Are you sure? Here's what I see happening, you'll charge and hit, you'll hurt it and make it angry, then it'll take a swat at you and your mount, and then the rest of us will have to try to rescue you as that wonderful full plate armor takes you for a quick tour of the bottom."

 

"Awk! Polly wants a contract renegotiation!"

 

Well... the paladin made his airborne lance-charge...

 

and successfully hit the plesiosaur...

 

"Rawk! Polly wants a stunt double!"

 

which promptly swatted said paladin out of his saddle and into the water...

 

:rolleyes:

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Yet another example of the "Lawful Good = Unrelenting Stupidity" gaming

philosophy...

 

 

Major Tom :rolleyes:

 

Yeah, thats a trope I fight against every chance I get.

 

And now, some quotes from the New Titans game:

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Catherine: I used to be an actress and a model. Now Im an agent. So I went from whore to pimp.

 

Feline Fury: ...Does this mean that if I dont get you your money youre gonna come slap me around?

 

-----------------

 

Feline Fury: So, whats your internet porn stash have in it, Duncan?

 

Fusion / Duncan: :nonp:........*Points behind Feline Fury* Look! Its Baby Jeesus! *Flees!*

 

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[Miss Liberty has been Mind Controlled to attack her team-mate, Samson (the team's hunky bad-boy), in irrational rage]

 

Miss Liberty: I HATE YOU! *hits him* Cause youre arrogant! *hits him* And you dont wear sleeves! * hits him* And you treat girls like DIRT! *hits him again* And I -really- wanna go out with you!!

 

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Inertia: Thats the THIRD time theyve kicked our behinds.

 

Feline Fury: Yeah, and the "Psychic Friends Network" is the only villain group thats ever beaten us, too.

 

Neutron: What about the Clique?

 

Feline Fury: We didnt technically lose to them...in the long run....okay, theyre our Vietnam. We didnt win, but we cant admit it.

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