Jump to content

Quote of the Week from my gaming group...


Darren Watts
 Share

Recommended Posts

Guest Major Tom

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

From the Titans game:

 

-------------

 

Feline Fury: I may need to redesign my costume.

 

Neutron: Why?! We all LOVE that costume!

 

Feline Fury: I need a utility belt. Ive got so much stuff crammed into the tops of my boots theres not enough room for my knees anymore!

 

QUOTE]

 

Having seen her picture, I think a utility belt may be problematic. She won't be able to see it...:hex:

 

 

 

Welll...she could go and invent the first-ever utility brasseire.

 

What?

 

 

 

Major Tom :confused:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

Some quotes from the Embria game in Pathfinder:

 

Chyra: Hot teen Undead-aspect Sorcoress

Rhiannon: Hot teen heavy fighter ("the Littlest Roherrim")

Varga: Hot barbarienne

Metrion: Dashing young Wizard (who will one day look like Gandalf)

Tash: Hot Half Orc ranger

Lee: Handsome young Cleric

-------------------------

 

Metrion: *suddenly sings*

Im Metrion the Black!

Im Metrion the Black!

Im Metrion, Im Metrion,

Im Metrion the Black!

 

Not Metrion the Blue!

Not Metrion the White!

Not metrion the Orange,

Ill...fix that later,

Im Metrion the Black! :D

 

Rhiannon (in the next room): Do you hear something?

 

Varga: No. And neither do you.

 

------------------

 

Rhiannon (OOC): Rhi scuffs upstairs to her inn room, and then falls over like Arte Johnson on a tricycle.

 

----------------

 

Chyra: I hear you have a wagon for sale.

 

Villiager: I do indeed.

 

Metrion: How much?

 

Chyra: Can we see it?

 

Metrion: Oh! Good point!

 

-----------------

 

Chyra (considering a riddle): Its a puzzle. Maybe it wants a Light spell cast on its head.

 

Metrion: I can cast a Light spell.

 

Chyra: I can cast a Light spell.

 

Rhiannon: I cant.

 

Varga: I can throw a Wizard at it! :)

 

Metrion: Hey now waitaminute!

 

------------------

 

Metrion: What kind of magic is on the sarcophagus?

 

Chyra *casts Detect Magic*: Necromantic.

 

Rhiannon: Buh-bye!

 

Metrion: Indeed.

 

The Party: *Leaves*

 

GM: ........Huh. 0_o

 

--------------------

 

Tash: *comes in quietly and gently shakes Metrion awake in his inn room*

 

Metrion: *groggily* mmmf.....mrrp....take another goldpiece, m'dear................huh what?

 

-------------------

 

Lee: Is there room in that wagon for me? Im very brave in the face of Pelor...but the sun is down and I dont want to be all alone out here now :nonp:

 

------------------

 

GM: The hydra is about the size of an elephant. Its five heads have large beaks, and its a reddish color......Its a red snapper! :D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

 

I'm more worried about those long claws scrabbling around against bare skin while trying to snag the necessary gadget/s. Not to mention the potential for getting a claw caught in her own belly ring. It could be very embarassing and quite possibly lethal.

 

Y'know the real embarrassing part? I didn't even notice she had a belly ring. :o

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

Some quotes from the Embria game in Pathfinder:

 

Chyra: Hot teen Undead-aspect Sorcoress

Rhiannon: Hot teen heavy fighter ("the Littlest Roherrim")

Varga: Hot barbarienne

Metrion: Dashing young Wizard (who will one day look like Gandalf)

Tash: Hot Half Orc ranger

Lee: Handsome young Cleric

*reads all of that*

 

Y'know... somehow I keep coming back to the 'porn and soap operas' punchline from *my* Pathfinder game.....

 

Maybe it's the setting?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

Middle Earth D20

---------------------------------

 

different factions in Gondor keep trying to put conditions on our adventuring,

feeling that the noble warrior Brame would make a good pawn:

 

Ranger(yelling): Did you just agree to another mission?

 

============================

 

My character bought some extra food in Minas Tirith,

so that later on down the trail I can make cheese blintzes

to serve the adventuring party for breakfast.

 

=================================

 

We are in Minas Tirith, the big city, making the rounds of court:

and the Sages of Gondor are questioning Brame the Noble,

and desire tales of his adventuring. Oddly, they ask me

the barbarian what I think of all these political proceedings.

 

Barbarian: I ain't got any dogs in this hunt.

 

===================

 

for the long journey south by boat, we are advised to sell our horses

in Minas Tirith, and purchase new ones in Umbar. Of course Brame the Noble

loudly ignores this since he has "the finest well trained horse that money can buy,

and he's been with this horse for years, its more like a family member,

than just any old nag tethered in front of some tavern."

Merchant: well that costs extra, on the boat ya know.

Brame: fine we'll pay.

Merchant: then it'll be 500 gold: four men and a horse.

Barbarian: 600 gold.

Brame and Merchant together: What !?!

Barbarian : your horse may be all that and a bag of lembas, but mine can talk.

Horse: damn straight.

 

 

horse is ranger's bonded animal companion

 

======================

 

The northern barbarian ranger had to find Harlond, the port of Gondor,

to begin the journey, thus shaving 12 days off our travel time.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

Well, I'm putting together a new group, haven't had the first game session yet, but every week at the DnD game we talk about it. I've got 6 players, 5 have never played before...

The Characters are

Harry Dresden, mystic and based off the books. The only experienced player.

Gentleman Ghost, based off the DC cartoon version.

Trickshot, weaponmaster and Green Arrow knockoff.

Dragon Slayer, martial arts mystic.

War Dragon, brick.

As yet unnamed telekinetic.

 

Officially, the characters haven't met yet, but I've been giving them backround and telling them what they've heard about each other in the news. They've also been sharing (by email) costume designs (hooray for Heromachine!). So, unnamed telekinetic sent his picture (Royal Purple, Bannana Yellow, and Olive Drab trim)and generated the following responses...

 

Trickshot: *This* is your costume?

Unnamed: I'm making a statement.

War Dragon: What statement?

Harry Dresden: "I'm color blind, won't someone please help?"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

Harry doesn't have a costume (or a Hero ID' date=' or a secret ID...). He's wearing the fedora and raincoat that's the uniform of private detectives everywhere.[/quote']

 

Oops... read those quotes wrong. :doi:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

I'm sorry' date=' but every time I see that picture, all I can think of is "Well, obviously someone didn't date much in college." :doi:[/quote']

 

You are aware that I drew that, right?

 

So that I might, if I were so inclined, take that remark rather personally, right?

 

However, since we've been friends on this board for such a long time now Ill simply let that comment pass.

 

And I dated quite a bit in college, thank you.

 

Girls, even.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

First quotes in ages - both games last fortnight were canceled for lack of players.

 

Zero
discussing deployment
: "I'd rather be back at the door trying to beat my way out"

Terminus OOC
: "It's three-metre thick solid titanium!"

Zero OOC
: "Never under-estimate the power of a determined coward"

 

The giant robot threatening us is also threatening the Black Paladin & Talisman. Terminus has a high-powered carbine...

 

Zero
(hopefully)
: "Maybe you can blind the robot with Black Paladin's cerebrospinal fluid?"

 

GM
: "There's five minds in there - five pilots"

Players all look at giant robot model thoughtfully

GM
: "
It's not Voltron
"

 

Miss Chaos
: "If Stentorian is singing to the lightglobes, I'm putting up my forcefield"

 

Zero OOC
: "Hey! I just realised - that leaves Black Paladin & Talisman behind to starve to death! Of course they'll probably eat those pilots first...

GM
: "Problem - the pilots are with you."

Zero OOC
: "Even better!"

 

Zero
: "My mother has cancer - or would, if there was any justice in the world"

 

The Avatar robots cannibalise other vehicles for weapons

 

Zero OOC
: "What would they steal from an ice-cream truck?"

Terminus OOC
: "Ice-cream - they have a sweet tooth"

 

and after the game -

Weldun
: "I keep telling people - I'm a gamer , and proud of it. I am Geek, hear me ROFL"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

You are aware that I drew that, right?

 

So that I might, if I were so inclined, take that remark rather personally, right?

 

However, since we've been friends on this board for such a long time now Ill simply let that comment pass.

 

And I dated quite a bit in college, thank you.

 

Girls, even.

Oh, God! I can't *know* that!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

From Milwaukee Masks. The heroes are playing security at a costume ball reception at the museum, Just In Case (the theme - superheroes). And they've spotted a group of brown-and-yellow clad 'agents' in costume that nobody recognizes. Well, they're gathering together, and Gypsy's moths spot the ping-pong guns hidden under the table they're gathering around. And then....

 

~~~===~~~

 

--{Not now!}-- Lab Rat whispered. --{Oh crap, it's already - uhm, Gypsy, did you say ping-pong ball guns?}-- Before anybody could answer, 'Dr. Destroyer' leaped up onto the table, surrounded by the brown-and-yellow agents.

 

"FOOLISH MORTALS!" He bellowed dramatically... though almost inaudibly. He reached up, thumping his helmet for a moment.

 

"TESTING, TESTING - THAT'S BETTER. AHEM. FOOLISH MORTALS!!! COWER AND QUAKE IN FEAR OF THE GREATEST VILLAIN OF THEM ALL! YOU BEHOLD BEFORE YOU DOCTOR DESTROYER - BUT KNOW THAT EVEN THIS IS NOT THE EXTENT OF THE HORROR THAT SHOULD GRIP YOUR HEARTS AND SOULS! FOR LO, i AM NOT MERELY THE DESTROYER... I AM...." He took off the helmet, earning a chorus of groans as everybody saw the too-familiar brown-and-yellow mask beneath it.

 

"The Foxbat!" He bellowed... though far, far less grandiosly now that he didn't have the mask and microphone amplifying his voice.

 

"Get rid of the bum!" Somebody groaned.

 

"Hey!" Foxbat frowned. "That's no way for a hostage to talk!"

 

"How can we possibly be hostages? It's just one of you against, what, a hundred of us *and* security?"

 

"Oh, right - I almost forgot." He snapped his armored fingers, and the brown-and-yellow agents around the table pulled the ping-pong-ball guns out from under it, brandishing them and striking properly agent-like poses.

 

"Yes... everything is going according to my Master Plan," Foxbat preened, twirling a non-existent mustache as the crowd suddenly got much more serious as they contemplated what exactly Foxbat's agents might have in their weapons.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

You are aware that I drew that, right?

 

So that I might, if I were so inclined, take that remark rather personally, right?

 

However, since we've been friends on this board for such a long time now Ill simply let that comment pass.

 

And I dated quite a bit in college, thank you.

 

Girls, even.

 

My apologies. I meant no personal disrespect.

 

But I have to be frank. As good as the artwork is, the woman depicted in it is so far into "mouth-breather wet-dream fantasy" land as to make it really difficult to take at all seriously. :doi:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

From my council of shadows game last night.

Nightwalker asked the marshal how he would get certain ingredients, the marshal realized he was asking for the material that "supposedly" made orichalcum.

 

Marshal: You do realize that no-one knows how to make that any more?

Nightwalker: You don't know how to make orichalcum!!! there is a reason why this is an ass ended universe.

 

Nightwalker: so discounting my sword how much orichalcum was in the world?

 

Marshal: You about doubled it.

 

As the game was wrapping up

 

Nightwalker: well I think we found the most violent member in the group, I'm only a casual killer.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

RISE, MY GIANT MUTATED INSECT LEGIONS!

 

Okay, nobody really said that when Barton ran the Myerson Academy scenarios at Whos Yer Con. But I thought it!

 

I was playing Bug Boy, who not only can change into several giant insect forms, but can communicate with insects and arthropods and usually get them to do things.

 

So when we find where someone has spilled a powerful mutagenic compound, I ask: Any insects around here? I tell them to go play in that chemical.

 

If this had been an ongoing game instead of a one shot at a con, I would have gotten my chance to deliver that line several sessions later.

 

As for quotes that really happened-

 

Jesterette is not only a teenager but a speedster, and has the stereotypical speedster impatience.

 

Bug Boy: Go back to the van and tell the driver what we've found and what we're doing about it.

Jesterette: (After having done so almost instantly) Don't give me orders, Bug Boy!

Bug Boy: I'm sorry. You're right. Next time I want a message delivered, I'll take care of it myself and you can just stand around and wait on me.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

RISE, MY GIANT MUTATED BICEPHALOUS CAMELOID!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

My apologies. I meant no personal disrespect.

 

But I have to be frank. As good as the artwork is, the woman depicted in it is so far into "mouth-breather wet-dream fantasy" land as to make it really difficult to take at all seriously. :doi:

 

Thats one of the character hooks for her. She wants to be a legitimate actress. She has the talent. She has the skill. She has the inclination and the drive.

 

She cant get hired for a real job.

 

Youve read the other Feline Fury quotes, so Im betting you know what kind of person she is. Shes not a two-dimensional cutout character. Her build is one of her problems, and theres nothing she can do about it. I mean, she regenerates about as fast as Wolverine at the height of his power; it aint like she can get a reduction!

 

Part of her "says what ever she feel like" attitude comes from the fact that people are going to stare at her, no matter what she does!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

The PCs are cybernetically enhanced US Marshalls.

 

At the end of the session, the team is preparing to raid a Biotech lab where some potentially lethal nanites are being created.

Henry: "I'm guessing the lab equipment reacts poorly to bullets?"

 

Ham is on the phone with Marshall Chandler, the team's superior.

Marshall Chandler: "Exercise all possible caution, Ham. I don't want my team to be the one responsible for killing off the population of a major US city."

 

Ham comments on the expected opposition.

Ham: "So there might be five competent opponents. The rest of them wouldn't know the difference between tactics and Tic-Tacs."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

RISE' date=' MY GIANT MUTATED INSECT LEGIONS![/font']

 

Okay, nobody really said that when Barton ran the Myerson Academy scenarios at Whos Yer Con. But I thought it!

 

I was playing Bug Boy, who not only can change into several giant insect forms, but can communicate with insects and arthropods and usually get them to do things.

 

So when we find where someone has spilled a powerful mutagenic compound, I ask: Any insects around here? I tell them to go play in that chemical.

 

 

So what you are saying is you had Bug Boy cruelly force his insect friends to play in toxic filth which certainly led to their painful death...

 

Dude, not cool...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...