hooligan x Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Boneless Hermaphodite Zombies from Space" Man, the Misfits aren't even trying anymore, are they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Caleb better HOPE he is undead... WOW (The Next Night.) Caleb: "Erin, you got a moment?" Erin: "Yeah, what's up" Caleb: "I wanted to ask you if you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. And if so, if you could tell me how to trick Jesus into thinking that I have..." Erin: (Doubletake, lifts brow, scratches the back of her neck.) "I don't think you can trick him, Caleb" Caleb: "It's regarding my stalker...ers... Basically, Reg suggests that a little faith can work miracles. Problem is, I'm so desperate I'll try anything, but not desperate enough to do the whole religion thing." Erin: "You can't fool him. He knows more about you than you know about yourself. Either you believe or you don't, but religion isn't part of it. It's between you and him alone." Caleb: "See, I don't buy that. If it was direct between two people - then why the need for the middlemen? Wouldn't we all be priests? Maybe, just maybe, the reason there's so much bureaucracy in place is because it's nessessary. And in any bureaucracy, there's loopholes. I used to work for congressmen. If you follow the idea that incompetence rises to it's own level, Jesus should be even more gullible." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Damn that was a good CRFH. I wonder if that will lead to any "changes?" 1: "We're watching Hellraiser later." 2: "Man, the Cenobites are awesome." Me: "Cinnobites? I think they had those on the McDonald's breakfest menu for a while." 3: "The taste of cinnamon...and unspeakable agony. Pleasure and pain, indivisible, served until 10:30 am every day." Me: "Yep. That's the McDonald's breakfast menu alright." And maybe the best webcomic line of the year so far, from CRFH: "...uh, wait. What's with all the smoke?" "Uh...I'm actually not sure. I think...I think that I was just drycleaned by God. Or something." "Man, you just have to upstage me every time, don't you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDU Neil Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Hah... you've got Cosmic Cooties now!" - Me "That would be the Cooties Cosmic!" - Eric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuadha Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Damn, Neil. You beat me to it. I guess, I'll share some recent quotes from my Buffy game, "Gillian the Vampire Slayer", instead. Episode 1.11 "Why is there a whole bunch of ice in the freezer?" -- GM, speaking for George "It's demon ice, don't ask." -- Andrew Episode 1.12 "I've got magic, I've got saving the world, I've got school.... My plate's full!" -- Amy to Gillian Episode 1.13 "(Dorian, the Vampire's) evil." -- Jarrod "He's not evil." -- Carla "He said he was evil." -- GM "Oh, I guess he's evil then." -- Carla "Are we a network show or are we on cable? Because there's been a lot of swearing going on tonight." -- John "This has been a cable show since episode one!" -- GM Episode 1.14 "If we combine...." -- Andrew, discussing strategies for fighting Levistus "If we combine, we can be two irritating gnats instead of one." -- Amy "I walk downstairs and I get shot...by my roommate?!?" -- Andrew to the group "It's college." -- Amy Episode 2.3 "When Gillian gets here we'll touch lightly upon this." -- Nigel to the group, regarding Gavin's disappearance "Gavin's been banished." -- Nigel, when Gillian arrives Episode 2.5 (THe special Valentine's Day episode) "Do you have any plans for Valentine's Day?" -- GM "Well, no boys have asked me out lately...who are living." -- Amy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick R Mortis Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Grease My Weasel!" Just don't ask. Really, you don't want to know. Rick R. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplygnome Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Eclipse, a dark magic-based hero, is calling her uncle, who belongs to a council of secretive mystics, on his cell phone... Me(DM) - "Before you even say 'Hello', your uncle instantly says your name, and asks you what the situation is...." Amy (Eclipse's player) - "Wow, is that like some kind of mystic, clairvoyant power he has?" Me - "Yes....That or caller ID" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Ok, this was an out of character comment: Marshmallows should not be crunchy. Ok, there was a recipe in last Wednesday's Washington Post for marshmallow Peeps, and while I was sharing it with anyone who wanted to look, I remembered that Doc gave me a zillion half-price Halloween Peeps because he knows I like them stale, and I'd had them in the pantry ever since then. So I broke out a package, and poked 'em to see whether they were done yet, because sometimes the packaging keeps them mooshi for years -- no lie -- and they did not moosh even a little. When we (yes, two others assisted me in munching on the firm little edibles) broke them apart, it was with an audible snap, and biting their adorable wee heads off you could hear across the room. I liked it. Kly was less impressed and said the above. Doc: Incredible marshmallow crunchiness! Other Female Player: Words that somehow should not said together... But I digress... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Ok, this was an out of character comment: Marshmallows should not be crunchy. Ok, there was a recipe in last Wednesday's Washington Post for marshmallow Peeps, and while I was sharing it with anyone who wanted to look, I remembered that Doc gave me a zillion half-price Halloween Peeps because he knows I like them stale, and I'd had them in the pantry ever since then. So I broke out a package, and poked 'em to see whether they were done yet, because sometimes the packaging keeps them mooshi for years -- no lie -- and they did not moosh even a little. When we (yes, two others assisted me in munching on the firm little edibles) broke them apart, it was with an audible snap, and biting their adorable wee heads off you could hear across the room. I liked it. Kly was less impressed and said the above. Doc: Incredible marshmallow crunchiness! Other Female Player: Words that somehow should not said together... But I digress... My wife only likes crunchy marshmallows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Cross Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Crunchy marshmallows sound icky to me... Trencher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuraiko Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I like Peeps, but crunchy Peeps are pushing the envelope in my opinion... Hmm... I wonder if any stores around here are still trying to get rid of Easter Candy at half-off... Michelle aka Samuraiko Scifi_Toughguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The Wally World down the way has a bunch of miscellaneous Easter crud which they are donating. I don't know to what, or when, but they claim they are donating it. I think it's a tax write-off ploy, myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSword Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Once again a threat to Democracy has been ground down under the steel boot of Justice." (from the Aeon game last night) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick R Mortis Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The Fantasy hero group wanted to examine some clothing to see if it wasa really made in France. In 12th century Englad. Of course. This leads to the following player exchange... "Lets analyse the htreads and see where hty're from." "How? What are oyu going to analyse htem with? We don't have a forensics lab here." "And we don't have a pterodactyl either." "That's the problem with the middle ages. Too late ofr pterodactyls, too early for forensics." ...which lead to an ongoign series of skits aobut the use of pterodactyls in forensics lab, CSI: Jurassic Park and so on. Rick R. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Today's D&D game. GM (me): (Player 1 failed his perception roll to see the statues animate in time to warn.) While watching the elf, you notice just in the nick of time that those statues have come alive and one is attacking you and one is attacking the elf. Player 1 (dwarf): (Rolls die, hits.) I do 5 points of damage. GM: When you slice into the fighter, you notice that instead of blood, the man is actually made up completely of wax. Player 2 (elf): Ooh, we can mold them into candles when we're done. Samuraiko 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... My friend Terror has played our game for over two years but still is loathe to admit she's a "gamer". She was telling the group how she turned down a date in order to make it to game sunday: Jim: Did you tell him you were gaming? Terror: No. I told him I had an NA meeting. Denial, thou name is Geek! Samuraiko 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Well, at least he only hit us with the street, and not with a skyscraper." The group was fighting Ripper, and he'd hit his strength max of 100... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUBA Hero Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Background - the group average age is around 35; the daughter of one of the players is in the group as well. She has a reputation for - not noticing things - as quick as the rest of the group. SCUBA Hero: So, what did I miss last session? Daughter: I did something smart!!! SCUBA: (immediately) I disbelieve. Other Player: Me too! Do we get a bonus to our roll? death tribble and Samuraiko 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scifi_Toughguy Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "No, Victor, peas don't cause you physical pain." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catacomb Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Sunday night was probably the best quote ever but it wasn't in a gaming situation. We were out getting snacks and we stopped by Wendy's so one of the players(The Real Vector) could grab a burger and it went like this. TRV: Yeah I'll take the number 2 no onions no mayo. Wendy's employee: No onions. TRV: Yeah and no mayo. *On the screen flashes MAYO ONLY* Wndy's emplyee: That will be 5.42 TRV: May God have mercy on you if there's mayo on my burger... I'm laughing as I write this. Samuraiko and death tribble 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Omega Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From our game last night: "Actually, seeing a naked midget is less disturbing than you would think." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koshka Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... One-shot game last night, and we were digging through the minis/shrinky-dink figures to see if we could come close to what the characters were. We'd given one of the guys a dwarf figure, then the woman playing the halfling decided she should have a shorter figure than the rest of us. She passed her figure (a bikini-clad superheroine) over to him to replace the dwarf, with the comment "Here, Rodney, you can have breasts for one night." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iuz the Evil Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Ok, this was an out of character comment: Marshmallows should not be crunchy. Ok, there was a recipe in last Wednesday's Washington Post for marshmallow Peeps, and while I was sharing it with anyone who wanted to look, I remembered that Doc gave me a zillion half-price Halloween Peeps because he knows I like them stale, and I'd had them in the pantry ever since then. So I broke out a package, and poked 'em to see whether they were done yet, because sometimes the packaging keeps them mooshi for years -- no lie -- and they did not moosh even a little. When we (yes, two others assisted me in munching on the firm little edibles) broke them apart, it was with an audible snap, and biting their adorable wee heads off you could hear across the room. I liked it. Kly was less impressed and said the above. Doc: Incredible marshmallow crunchiness! Other Female Player: Words that somehow should not said together... But I digress... Dude, I LOVE stale Peeps. First thing I do is open the container and put it on top of the frige. Don't eat for a couple days minimum, usually more like a week. My dad taught me the glory of the stale marshmellow figures, I am in turn teaching my daughter. She'll be a third generation stale peep consumer. Hmmm... that's a rather disturbing statement right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Neilson Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Dude, I LOVE stale Peeps. First thing I do is open the container and put it on top of the frige. Don't eat for a couple days minimum, usually more like a week. My dad taught me the glory of the stale marshmellow figures, I am in turn teaching my daughter. She'll be a third generation stale peep consumer. Hmmm... that's a rather disturbing statement right there. Memo to self: diversify cigarette stocks into whoever makes Peeps. Iuz the Evil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From a PBeM game, a character giving a description of the room: "There is a sock on the bed with an odd bulge in it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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