teh bunneh Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... How do you get away with this slander? I'm sure Justine's honour is as impregnable as the Maginot Line That... is a very accurate statement, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... We'll get back to you on that thought... just as soon as we find out where Justine placed her honor in the first place. Our best guess is a small jar at the back of the cupboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... We'll get back to you on that thought... just as soon as we find out where Justine placed her honor in the first place. Our best guess is a small jar at the back of the cupboard. Ooooooooohhh........! The cat's eaten it. 'fraid we're all out of honor, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Ooooooooohhh........! The cat's eaten it. Has he? She, sir. Sigh. Does your adventuring party have any dignity? Nope. Forebearance? Nope. Esteem? No, sir. Decorum? Not today, sir. Usually get it in fresh on Wednesdays. Nobility? Nooooooope. Principles? None, sir. ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... You are a band of heroes right? Yes sir. Have you in fact any virtues at all? Of course we do. We're heroes sir. Do you really? No sir. None? None whatsoever. I've been deliberately wasting your time sir. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary notes that this thread has been going a very long long long time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DusterBoy Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... And the (rather tangible) ghost of Monty Python strikes again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... And the (rather tangible) ghost of Monty Python strikes again! No, it didn't. Care to argue about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... No' date=' it didn't. Care to argue about it?[/quote'] Will this be a short argument, or the full five minutes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfergus Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I'm arguing in my spare time. (I only charge to stop arguing.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Hero Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Lemon Curry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Dimsdale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Fairly Odd Parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfergus Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Nee! (Ok, enough of this. Can we get some good quotes? If I had 'em, I'd use 'em.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I hope we get to game soon in 2010.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Edge City - Back In Town Trawler : Once knocked down a skyscraper with one run-through. Team locksmith. Avatar : Unlicensed Particle Accelerator Stentorian : Loudmouth Zero : World class paranoid. And mentalist. Zero: I had a pet deer once. Back when I lived in San Fran, of all places. I had to give her away when I moved here. I left my hart in San Francisco. Zero : I really hope they don't have an underground car-park here. Although they might have a water feature soon, when the Scorponoid reaches the water table Stentorian : We could do landscaping! Avatar : I think people would pay us not to do landscaping Zero : Oh, I dunno - invite some enemies somewhere, and run some nice creepers over the wreckage. We could call it a folly. Zero: No, Trawler, you can't use a hospital as a blunt object Zero: slightly put out by being attacked by a hysterical nurse This is the United States! You'd think having a supervillain rip the front off your hospital would happen every week. Zero: I'm not that scary! There's the black cloak and the asthmatic wheezing and the glowy sword, admittedly, but still! From the other table : Basically, Sigmar is Chuck Norris. Zero : What have you done with my future wife you sons of bitches! Well... She doesn't know about that yet... Rewind! What have you done with my girlfriend you sons of bitches! It turns out to all be a ploy by one of Zero's old enemies to kidnap his girlfriend using two of his other enemies as hirelings. And the big bad is Dr Destroyer. Weldun, GM : grinning evilly at Zero's player Guess who had Dependent NPC and three different Hunteds roll up at once. Avatar just barely makes it to the kidnapped Lancer before they teleport out - and into Destroyer's presence, where he is instantly curbstomped. Zero OOC : You have to admit it's a classic cliffhanger In Cthulhu... They managed to avoid the worst consequences of their escape from Innsmouth because they figured out on of the new characters was a government agent in disguise. I was flabbergasted, not least because it completely derailed my plan for the next few sessions. I've never had my schemes this badly upset before, and that includes the time the PCs actively aided & abetted the monsters because the NPC was an inadvertent doppelganger of a RL person they couldn't stand. My biggest problem with this is that the PCs now have the might & influence of the US government on their side - and might believe that this will do them any good at all Anyway - In black real life comedy, the pet rat that chewed on my copy of the HPL Omnibus had a stroke afterward. Me: Exposure to the Mythos was too much for his little rat brain. Paddy McGinty : *Rocking on spot, cradling a shotgun, and singing a little song about bombing the hell out of Innsmouth* Col. Lancaster OOC : *smack* I'm the only one who sings around here! Paddy McGinty : You know how I've got a bit of an arsenal? Amy Wells : I'm sorry, you're a what? Lucy Smith : How did you lot ever become the superior sex?! Paddy McGinty : Nobody ever said we were superior, we're just better. Amy Wells OOC : Can we just shoot him? Me, GM: I'm sure they're be plenty of opportunity for friendly fire in the assault on Innsmouth, if McGinty gets his way. Me, GM: Can you please explain where you're going to get a truckful of exploding hookers? Col. Lancaster OOC: Pop-rocks & coke. Drive down an old country road to Innsmouth, jump out, and you're set. More of this little scenario, including speedboats and Undead Abraham Lincoln, when Kyu_Kage emails it to me Me, GM: Mrs Smith expires from her long illness and multiple high-speed vehicle pursuits. Col. Lancaster OOC : She is survived by her daughter and several kippers. The family ask that donations of plankton be made to the local aquarium. Trying to dispose of the body Lucy Smith : How about we take her to the zoo? Amy Wells : They did rely on the public feeding the animals for part of the diet Me, GM: Somehow I doubt that includes dead mothers Lucy Smith : We saw McGinty's trumpet *player goes bright red when she realises what that sounds like* Me, GM : Your Smut Field even affects yourself? You need to buy some Personal Immunity from it Col. Lancaster : I did have sleep, I gagged myself! Paddy McGinty : Sign me up, smack a stamp on my arse and off we go! Col. Lancaster : 'Property of the US Army' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ops Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Edge City - Back In Town Me, GM: Mrs Smith expires from her long illness and multiple high-speed vehicle pursuits. Col. Lancaster OOC : She is survived by her daughter and several kippers. The family ask that donations of plankton be made to the local aquarium. ' Arrgh. I did read survived by several Kidnappers. Serves me right to read at this time with my eyes barely open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom 2009 Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Edge City - Back In Town Trawler : Once knocked down a skyscraper with one run-through. Team locksmith. Avatar : Unlicensed Particle Accelerator Stentorian : Loudmouth Zero : World class paranoid. And mentalist. Zero: I had a pet deer once. Back when I lived in San Fran, of all places. I had to give her away when I moved here. I left my hart in San Francisco. Zero : I really hope they don't have an underground car-park here. Although they might have a water feature soon, when the Scorponoid reaches the water table Stentorian : We could do landscaping! Avatar : I think people would pay us not to do landscaping Zero : Oh, I dunno - invite some enemies somewhere, and run some nice creepers over the wreckage. We could call it a folly. Zero: No, Trawler, you can't use a hospital as a blunt object Zero: slightly put out by being attacked by a hysterical nurse This is the United States! You'd think having a supervillain rip the front off your hospital would happen every week. Zero: I'm not that scary! There's the black cloak and the asthmatic wheezing and the glowy sword, admittedly, but still! From the other table : Basically, Sigmar is Chuck Norris. Zero : What have you done with my future wife you sons of bitches! Well... She doesn't know about that yet... Rewind! What have you done with my girlfriend you sons of bitches! It turns out to all be a ploy by one of Zero's old enemies to kidnap his girlfriend using two of his other enemies as hirelings. And the big bad is Dr Destroyer. Weldun, GM : grinning evilly at Zero's player Guess who had Dependent NPC and three different Hunteds roll up at once. Avatar just barely makes it to the kidnapped Lancer before they teleport out - and into Destroyer's presence, where he is instantly curbstomped. Zero OOC : You have to admit it's a classic cliffhanger In Cthulhu... They managed to avoid the worst consequences of their escape from Innsmouth because they figured out on of the new characters was a government agent in disguise. I was flabbergasted, not least because it completely derailed my plan for the next few sessions. I've never had my schemes this badly upset before, and that includes the time the PCs actively aided & abetted the monsters because the NPC was an inadvertent doppelganger of a RL person they couldn't stand. My biggest problem with this is that the PCs now have the might & influence of the US government on their side - and might believe that this will do them any good at all Anyway - In black real life comedy, the pet rat that chewed on my copy of the HPL Omnibus had a stroke afterward. Me: Exposure to the Mythos was too much for his little rat brain. Paddy McGinty : *Rocking on spot, cradling a shotgun, and singing a little song about bombing the hell out of Innsmouth* Col. Lancaster OOC : *smack* I'm the only one who sings around here! Paddy McGinty : You know how I've got a bit of an arsenal? Amy Wells : I'm sorry, you're a what? Lucy Smith : How did you lot ever become the superior sex?! Paddy McGinty : Nobody ever said we were superior, we're just better. Amy Wells OOC : Can we just shoot him? Me, GM: I'm sure they're be plenty of opportunity for friendly fire in the assault on Innsmouth, if McGinty gets his way. Me, GM: Can you please explain where you're going to get a truckful of exploding hookers? Col. Lancaster OOC: Pop-rocks & coke. Drive down an old country road to Innsmouth, jump out, and you're set. More of this little scenario, including speedboats and Undead Abraham Lincoln, when Kyu_Kage emails it to me Me, GM: Mrs Smith expires from her long illness and multiple high-speed vehicle pursuits. Col. Lancaster OOC : She is survived by her daughter and several kippers. The family ask that donations of plankton be made to the local aquarium. Trying to dispose of the body Lucy Smith : How about we take her to the zoo? Amy Wells : They did rely on the public feeding the animals for part of the diet Me, GM: Somehow I doubt that includes dead mothers Lucy Smith : We saw McGinty's trumpet *player goes bright red when she realises what that sounds like* Me, GM : Your Smut Field even affects yourself? You need to buy some Personal Immunity from it Col. Lancaster : I did have sleep, I gagged myself! Paddy McGinty : Sign me up, smack a stamp on my arse and off we go! Col. Lancaster : 'Property of the US Army' I'm beginning to realize that Smut Fields can be monumentally inconvenient in when they put in an appearance...but delightfully amusing when they do show up. Major Tom 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Arrgh. I did read survived by several Kidnappers. Serves me right to read at this time with my eyes barely open. *grins* Hybrid ancestry with Deep Ones allows for many many terrible jokes to torment the victims with. I barely even begun with Lucy yet. Just wait until the US Government realise what they're really facing in Innsmouth - Lucy, handily enough, is already locked up in the basement of the Federal Building in Boston. Concentration camps in the desert may feature in her future... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DusterBoy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Edge City - Back In Town Trawler : Once knocked down a skyscraper with one run-through. Team locksmith. Avatar : Unlicensed Particle Accelerator Stentorian : Loudmouth Zero : World class paranoid. And mentalist. Zero: I had a pet deer once. Back when I lived in San Fran, of all places. I had to give her away when I moved here. I left my hart in San Francisco.' Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! And repped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Some quotes from the Rune Peaks: Azyrabetta: Deer-centaur ranger Xasha: Luscious priestss of the Raven Queen (a Death Goddess) Anushka: Lithe fighter-rogue Raezel: Half-giant Paladin of the Death Goddess Davor: Half Orc Wizard. ----------------- Xasha (OOC): Wait a minute...Theres a "Dwarf Mafia" here? Anushka (OOC): "D-Mob" Azyrabetta (OOC): Where do you think Santa gets all those toys? ----------------- GM: I WILL whip cheese at you! ------------- GM: Darnit!...Normally I can pick up a piece of trash with my toes without making a Dwarf Lord look like a total idiot! ------------- GM: There are pacifists in the world....Not many, and they dont last long.... ----------------- GM: I was trying for something clever to say, but I failed my SAN check... ------------- Anushka (OOC): So I detect the assassin? Cool. Im going to jump to here and skewer him. GM: So Anushka leaps forward and attacks the INVISIBLE ASSASSIN that was lurking in wait for her? Anushka (OOC): Yes. *Looks smug* GM: *clearly wondering how his evil plan got derailed* ........Ok Azyrabetta (OOC): Too smexy. For this dungeon. ------------------ GM: Ok, does anyone else want to do anything in the 2 rounds remaining of this Silence spell? Azyrabetta (OOC): Yes. Im going to fart. Ive been holding it in for months! GM: *Measures distances* Hmm....too bad youre not IN the area of effect. Everyone else is, except Davor. He looks at you, then says casually," Eight. Maybe an eight and a half". Azyrabetta: *dies of embarassment* -------------------- Davor: I need about 10 minutes. Azyrabetta: How come? Davor: Im playing with the fundamental forces of reality that can BLOW APART YOUR BRAIN! Azyrabetta: You dont want to DO that! -------------------------- GM: Their clubs are carefully made, and iron binded. Anushka (OOC): You mean "bound". Azyrabetta (OOC): So theyre masterwork clubs? GM: No, they arent masterwork. Anushka (OOC): Cause then they would have been "bound" ---------------------- Azyrabetta (OOC): I should have started knitting this a while ago. Anushka (OOC): Why? When did you want it to be finished? Azyrabetta (OOC): NOW! -------------------- Azyrabetta (OOC): Did that turkey just say "bukkake"? ----------- GM: He rolls a natural "20" to hit.....and he rolls a "1" to confirm the crit. Xasha (OOC): So, he decided to roll average, the hard way? ----------------- GM: You see three stirges... Xasha (OOC): Larry, Moe, and Curly? Anushka (OOC): No love for Shemp? GM: One of them says "Im not allowed to take peoples' Constitution Stats any more...I got arrested, and Im on proboscis". The Group: *Throws stones at the GM* --------------- Anushka (OOC): *Comes in buttering a biscuit* This is how I roll. ---------------- GM: Inside you find eight large, oblong shapes. They look like some kind of eggs. They are each about the size of a watermelon, and are black and leathery. They pulse from within with an inner light... Anushka: ...Funky. -------------- Xasha (OOC): Its like World of Warcraft armor....big cathedrals on your shoulders... a drawbridge on your head... ---------- GM: Remember way back in high school, when Anushka was running that one time, and rolled up that "random encounter"? And so a small keep with 500 men in it came falling out of the sky? Well, this is nothing at all like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I thought the Dwarf Mafia went Underground. *rimshot* Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonewalker Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A handful more quotes from Teh Bunneh's D&D 4th campaign - Bloodmäter. --- The Party Brontus Rexx: Human Barbarian Clio: Tiefling Paladin of the Reven Queen Rody Falcos: Elf Rogue Hakkoz Stoneshanks: Dwarf Cleric of Kord Alix Twilight: Shifter Druid Paxton Lux: Human Fighter Justine: Human Warlock Aester: Dragonborn Warlord Berrian Wildheart (NPC): Gnome Wizard --- Random... GM: Don't throw your flaming Cheetos at my cat! The warlock is not known for her diplomatic nature... Justine: I have a feeling that if I said something, it would go badly. A group of orcs might be willing to parlay, though some of the party are still considering a fight... Rody: Speaking as the guy with no healing surges left...I say we talk. The warlock is suffering a penalty to all die rolls due to drinking too much orcish brew... Aester: Is that a minus one to the angry, sarcastic bitch rolls too? During a tactical discussion, the nature of Kord's priests comes to the forefront... Hakkoz: If the plan doesn't involve lighting pitch-covered logs on fire and rolling 'em at the enemy, I'm not interested. The barbarian recently changed alignments. There has been some adjustments... Brontus: You guys made me Good aligned. You deal with the consequences. There's no love for the rogue... Justine: Standard Rody tactics: Run to the front. Stab someone really hard. Die. The druid's ethereal spirit companion appears next to the dragonborn, catching him by surprise... Aester: I mean no offense, Alix, but I just stepped in your cat. Imagine the barbarian being lit on fire. Now imagine him with the brains of a golden retriever... Justine: Uh, Brontus, you've got a fire burning on you... Brontus: (Sprinning around) Where? Justine: Right there! Brontus: (Spinning around faster) WHERE?! --- Lonewalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From my Christmas campaign: Character is descended the exterior of a magetower via an improvised rope... and barely manages to get a grip on the nearest window when the giant island table to which the rope was tied is ripped up and thrown down AT him by a golem (possessed by the wife of a man who he murdered in said man's sleep). He scrambles inside the tower... to find five guards in a pitched battle with horrible monsters who were once men themselves but had their flesh shaped and melded with weapons by an insane healing mage. He trots out between the melees, and as he escapes: "Evening, gentlemen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Hercules Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Some more from last night Defender's Congregate game: Trolls are meaner than cyclops because they have depth perception Powersuited Mastermind: Stick to the plan Cyber-Mind Knighthawk: You brought Black Harlequin and Cyber-Mind, You obviously don't have a plan! Warforge: are we going to phase 12? I need to know before I do something stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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