Mjolnir74 Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More quotes from my Shadowrun4 champaign. (Its been a while) ----------------------------------------------- Bender: A male alcoholic Troll martial artist. Wren: A female Elf drone rigger. Faulk: A male Human Christian Theurge. ----------------------------------------------- The team are trying to deliver a lost 8 year old girl back to her father: GM: You approach the door and ring the bell. A man in a black uniform and armoured jacket sporting a star logo answers. At the same time, four more men wearing the same uniform surround you outside of the condo. Bender: I ask the Lone Star officer who answered the door, "Have you found Jesus?" ----------------------------------------------- Random: GM: I'm not a killer GM ... mostly. ----------------------------------------------- The SitRep right before combat: GM: The EMP has burned out the electronics in your van. You have an unconscious 8 year old technomancer in the back of the van covered in blood. And, Lone Star is closing in ... Go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Some quotes from my Teen Titans Go! game at Genghis Con this last weekend... The characters... well, if you've seen the cartoon, you know the characters already. The beautiful Zatanna takes the stage, and the Titans react: Raven: I roll my eyes. Speedy: My eyes roll! Evil, heavily-armed bunnies attack the city! GM: The bunny's got a .38, and he fires it at you! Robin: Wait... how does a little bunny fire a gun? What about recoil? Raven: They're magical, evil bunnies that came out of a hat, and you're worried about recoil? One bunny has hit his target multiple times... GM: This is the sharpshooter bunny. You can tell, 'cause he's got a little eyepatch and tattoos. (This set off a riff about what kind of tattoos an evil bunny might have... "Born to Raise Carrots" and the like...) What to do with all these evil bunnies the Titans have captured? Starfire: We can start a bunny rehab!!!! Cyborg drives his T-car through the middle of a hoard of bunnies... GM: The bunnies scatter like ninepins! The heroes pile into the T-car to track the source of this disturbance... Raven: Important point before I get in: What is the car stereo playing? Cyborg: I dunno. From the outside, it's all bass: Thumpa thumpa boom, thumpa thumpa boom. Bunnies shoot at Cyborg and do minimal damage: GM: The bullets bounce off of your armored hide. Cyborg (not hearing): "The bullets bounce off my armor, and hide"??? The main bad guy shows up: Mumbo Jumbo!!! GM: He's an evil sorcerer. He does card tricks and stuff. But EVIL card tricks! Beast Boy turns into a hummingbird to try to distract Mumbo... Beast Boy: I fly around his head being really annoying. Raven: Wow! Way to play to your strengths there, BB. Best without explaination: GM: You've been in Mumbo's hat before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjolnir74 Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Best without explaination: GM: You've been in Mumbo's hat before. I think I saw that episode ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Investigating a missing reporter, the heroes find that a scientist, Dr. Reginald Dagget, is involved. Synergy: I'm sorry, but all I can think about is that stupid robot dog from the old Battlestar Galactica series. Subliminal: Oh, gawd, that thing was so irritating. GM: Actually, that's exactly where I got his name. Daggett is my Grandfather's last name. I was always happy to see the annoying little dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Some quotes from my Teen Titans Go! game at Genghis Con this last weekend... Some more quotes from the second session: Cyborg and Raven just teamed up to smash a bunch of giant bunnies. Cyborg celebrates: Cyborg (holding up his fist for a fistbump): Aw yeah! You wanna bump it? Raven: *stares at Cyborg* Raven (deadpan): No. The heroes run into some bunnies robbing a convenience store: GM: The bunnies are all dressed like gang bangers. Baggy pants, bandanas, flashing gang signs... Speedy: Bunnies don't have fingers! How are they flashing gang signs??? GM: With their ears, of course. Some other evil bunnies are holding up a bank: Robin: Be careful! The bunnies might have hostages in there! GM: Nah, bunnies don't take hostages. Raven: When bunnies are involved, there will be no negotiations! Cyborg wants to use a police car to smash some bunnies. Problem is, the police car is still occupied by police... Cyborg (picking the car up about a foot off the ground): Guys, would you please climb out? I need to borrow your car for a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Some quotes from my Teen Titans Go! game at Genghis Con this last weekend... I saw that episode recently and immediately thought of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I saw that episode recently and immediately thought of you. Which episode was that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csyphrett Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Which episode was that? probably the one with mumbo jumbo's hat CES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The one where he turned all the titans into animals? http://www.titansgo.net/screenshots.php?ep=311&page=2 Cranky goth Raven-bunneh FTMFW!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Bunneh, I just get an image that says "I like to hotlink and steal bandwidth." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Bunneh' date=' I just get an image that says "I like to hotlink and steal bandwidth."[/quote'] A BIG image! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Bunneh' date=' I just get an image that says "I like to hotlink and steal bandwidth."[/quote'] Sorry. I just put a direct link under the picture. :embarrassed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Sorry. I just put a direct link under the picture. :embarrassed: Just figured it wasn't inaccurate. Though the wording was a bit off. "I like the hotties and steal" would of been better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Sorry. I just put a direct link under the picture. :embarrassed: Ebil bandwidth stealing bunneh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Sorry. I just put a direct link under the picture. :embarrassed: The link switches to the same image.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Geez. Grrr. Here, this should work: http://www.titansgo.net/screenshots.php?ep=311&page=2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I don't recall...how did they beat Mumbo-Jumbo in that episode? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I don't recall...how did they beat Mumbo-Jumbo in that episode? They tricked him...(using stage magic) while he was confused they were able to escape the hat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... In the game I ran, Beast Boy was trapped in Mumbo's hat (along with Zatanna's magic powers). He began taunting Mumbo, calling him a cheap trickster and whatnot. "Zatanna is a better magician than you'll ever be!" sorta stuff. Then all the rest of the Titans teamed up and blasted him all at once. He couldn't maintain his concentration because of BB's taunts, so the rest of the team flattened him. And justice was served! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... What did Justice order? And did he leave a good tip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Second Session of Unknown Armies Tony "Bender" Bendetti: "They're spirits and they're gonna go straight into the spirits." Pauile "Fender": "[bender] has a +2 stomach of Holding." "The Book Event Horizon." GM: "It's like shooting ghosts in a barrel." Paulie comments on current game events: "Pauile is mentally steeling himself to shoot Frank Sinatra in the head." Paulie comments again on current game events: "Oh my god, this story just took a bend so sharp it's not funny. Not even a black hole bends light this much." "The walking dead Frank Sinatra." Sam Tsung speculates (OOC): "If the walking dead want brains, what does walking dead Sinatra want? Martinis?" "Mastercardless man." Sam Tsung speculates (OOC): "We're gonna dig up Frank Sinatra and he'll help us fight Jason." GM: "Don't blow the plot." "Bender": "Just don't stand there Paulie, help Mr. Sinatra out of the grave." "McBeef Wellington" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Mackinder Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Somehow puts me in mind of that great line from 'Bubba Hotep': "She-oot! Bein' dead wouldn't stop no Lyndon Johnson ... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtelson Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From The Chi Dossiers: Biological Crimes Unit Dr Fellworth "I type Mutugen X and Baby into Google GM (joking) "There's a Knock on the Door" Tanner (OOC) "Wait Shouldn't that be us?" Tanner "I have a feeling 'Practicing Medicine without a License' is going to be our equivilant of using tax evasion to get Capone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houston GM Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Quotes from Owlcon - part 1 Hero 6th Ed., "Lucha Libre Hero" GM: Theron El Espectro: well-respected scion of a line of luchadores; very skilled technico Craneo Llamamente: El Espectro's tag team partner and sidekick; smaller but acrobatic technico Supergran, the Atomic Aztec: an Aztec demigod; large and strong technico Dr. Pershing (NPC): a rudo El Monstro (NPC): Dr. Pershing's large, dumb and ugly tag team partner. La Hija de Frankenstein (NPC): the main villainess The PCs responded to a zombie attack at la universidad. GM: La universidad is overrun with scientific zombies. You can tell they're scientific zombies because they have blinking lights attached to them. Two zombies prepared to throw a concrete bench at Craneo Llamamente. El Espectro: "Duck under it! Duck under it! It is too early in the movie to get injured. Wait until the third reel." Zombie #1 threw zombie #2 at Supergran, but missed badly. El Espectro: "Look! They fly!" Supergran: (glancing over his shoulder) "Into things." Supergran: (grabbed zombie #1 and threw him after zombie #2) "Your amigo went that way ... and amigos should stay together." Zombie #1 hit zombie #2 and they crashed through a window. Supergran: (yells at the zombies) "You're going to have to pay for that." El Espectro: (to Supergran) "They were doing enough damage without your help." El Espectro: "Let's see if the zombies bend in two. Look! They fold for easy storage!" At the lucha libre match, the rudo team failed to appear. The PCs investigated and found them in their dressing room, but they had been transformed into old men. Dr. Pershing: (describing the villains who did this two them) "The big one was uglier than El Monstro." El Espectro: "I did not believe that was possible." Supergran: "That is a lot of ugly." The evidence indicated that la Hija de Frankenstein was the mastermind behind this plot, but Supergran saw her die. El Espectro: "Are you sure she died? Did you see the body?" Supergran: "No ... but I saw the explosion!" El Espectro: (pointing to the security footage of the villainess) "Then how do you explain this?" Supergran: (Suddenly coming to a realization...) "She must have had a twin sister!" The luchadores arrived at the burned out castle of la Hija de Frankenstein. While El Espectro and Supergran discussed plans, Craneo Llamamente decided to sneak into the castle. El Espectro: "Wait! Where did the little one go? Is he under the car?" Supergran: (Picking up one end of the dune buggy) "No." El Espectro: "Oh no! You know what happens when one person goes ahead alone..." (the two luchadores charge into the castle after Craneo Llamamente) "Wait for us!" GM: The camera cuts to the next shot, where El Espectro and Supergran go charging past the stealthy Craneo Llamamente. The luchadores succumbed to a gas attack. El Espectro (ooc): We've been beaten over the head with box text. The luchadores awakened shackled to wooden gurneys, while la Hija de Frankenstein (with her diabolical Vider Ray) gloats. The luchadores tried to get her monologuing so they can free themselves from their shackles. El Espectro: "So ... what is your plan?" Hija de Frankenstein: "Isn't it obvious?" Supergran: "No." El Espectro: (to la Hija de Frankenstein) "How did you survive the explosion?" Hija de Frankenstein: "I escaped in my transistor monorail." El Espectro: (to Supergran) "And you did not consider this possibility?" Supergran: "Who puts a monorail in a castle?" El Espectro tried to convince la Hija de Frankenstein's fanatical midget minions that her plan to put the power of los luchadores into them would be fatal to them. El Espectro: (to the midgets) "You do not want this honor. The power of los technicos will destroy you." The midgets: (in spooky unison) "It is an honor to serve the mistress. It is an honor to die for the mistress." El Espectro: "No it's not. There's a flash of light, a little dust, and you're gone. I had to scrape two of you off my suit already." Two scientific zombies approached Supergran wielding medical equipment. Zombies: "Sesos. Sesos." Supergran threw a Frankenstein monster at the Vider Ray device. El Espectro: (to Supergran) "Don't destroy it! Professor Oses will need it to fix the others." Supergran: (watching the monster fly toward the device) "Maybe he can rebuild it later..." The monster missed and slams into the wall. Later, la Hija de Frankenstein fired the ray at Craneo Llamamente, but he kicked a scientific zombie into the path of the ray. The scientific zombie was utterly destroyed. El Espectro: (to Supergran) "I take it back. Destroy the machine!" New Hero 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Holy crap! Those quotes were awesome! "She must have had a twin sister!" had me laughing out loud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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