IndianaJoe3 Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Some books about Malice. Malice in Wonderland. Go ask Malice. Malice Doesn't Live Here Anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More Champions. But no Cthulhu game, AGAIN Purrdence was the only player that showed up Zero : I don't understand it. The Beatles aren't even my favourite era of music, but every time I finish talking to Mother I have Maxwell's Silver Hammer stuck in my head. Zero : Would that be the swordsman who was running around Freaktown showing off his Great Cleavage? Lots of other opportunity for lewd jokes about swords, too... Zero : Yes, my chopper has a mind of its own. Weldun, GM : Back then there were the Elysians, the Thulians, etc.. Stentorian : How about Thetans? Weldun, GM : No, we're keeping it to things that are halfway believable Weldun, GM : And over here we have the Knights of Purity. They're new. And totally, completely, unaffiliated with Humanity First. Terminus : And if you believe that we've got a Brooklyn Bridge over here to sell you... Weldun, GM : And we'll thrown in this land in Florida. Zero : One previous owner, who only ever used it on Sundays Somebody has been coming into Freaktown and attacking random animal mutates. It's probably related to the current political debate about expanding the definition of human to include mutates, etc. Purrdence : Cow-tipping Freaktown Citizen Patrolman : We know what all this about! It's because we're about to get the franchise! Zero : Animan-cipation Freaktown Citizen Patrolman : *points to his bear-man compatriot* Barry here wants to join the Marines... Mystique : I suppose marine mammals would qualify to join the Navy SEALs... Weldun, GM : You wake up in hospital, on a drip Zero : We warned you about that sort of joke around here Freaktown Citizen Patrolman : Thank you for avoiding the obvious joke about our Right to Bear Arms. Freaktown Citizen Patrolman : I keep telling Barry that if he joins the Marines they'll just send him to Afghanistan. It's hot there, he'll sweat like a pi.... Very sweaty thing We also get tax advice from a humanoid cuttlefish with bat wings and a pinstripe suit. The Cthulhu plushie on the table reminded Weldun of this NPC Sheldon : *to Avatar* It doesn't matter that you're not human, native to this planet, or even biological. You don't get any of the benefits or the rights, but you still have to pay taxes. Any entity that makes a profit has to pay taxes. US tax law is quite specific. Zero : That's what I call forward-thinking legislation! Conversation gets around to whether animorphs, mermaids, and chimeras would be kosher Weldun, GM : Would Gakh be okay? Stentorian : Hmm... Me : Are we saying there could be Jewish Klingons? Weldun : He could have converted! Weldun : Coca-cola have done it again. Last time it was 'Coke will bring your ancestors back from the dead'. This time 'Real Taste, Uplifting Refreshment' is translated as 'Coke will get you high' Purrdence : Well, coke does get you high... Weldun & Stentorian : Wrong kind of coke. I'd wanted to use the sound files I got as part of the DriveThruRPG Haiti Appeal, in my Cthulhu game Purrdence : We won't get in trouble with the other tables? Me : No. It's background music, not a Michael Bay soundtrack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From today's PFS* game. "Moving at the Speed of Cleric" OOC: I'm Italian, I get confused. Do I off a guy, do I whack a guy, do I whack off a guy..." *Pathfinder Society Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Saturday DnD session. Once comment stands out... A barbarian attacks with an axe. A wizard attacks with lightning. A warlord attacks with a barbarian. I hope I haven't said this before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The cast of our Monster Hunter game: Kayla a psychic ninja on the run for kidnapping her younger sister, Molly. Mike, a half-angel who, due to a psychic accident, ended up switching bodies with the 17 year old Molly. Julian a Vodun park ranger Danny a ghost-hunting martial artist Zeke a demon-possessed private investigator *** Danny: We dangle Julian out as sacrificial Voodoo bait. *** GM: Kidnapping the daughter of a vengeful ghost... what could possibly go wrong? *** GM: You have to kidnap the little girl for your own good. *** Julian: What does short have to do with length? *** GM: Time to call in the Catholic Bucket Brigade. *** Kayla: Consecrated? As in burned? Mike: Not cremated! Consecrated! *** Zeke: That doesn't mean he doesn't have his son following him around helping kill people as a father-son bonding thing. *** Julian: The last time we went grave robbing... Danny: That's a phrase you don't hear very often. *** Zeke: Just because you died, it doesn't mean you stopped being human. *** Zeke [speaking of certain complications that have come about due to the Mike/Molly body switch]: It has to do with their being switched and certain needs that he hasn't been able to satisfy... wait, that came out wrong. *** Zeke: You're the only one of us with experience in stealing state vehicles. *** Mike: Because Zeke said it would open a portal to the underworld. Julian: That's okay. At least no one would see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Last night game: Player 1 (OOC) - Man, I walk in and everyone stops talking Player 2 (OOC) - Of course, we were talking about you Player 1 (OOC) - Was it interesting? Player 2 (OOC) - No, we were talking about you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houston GM Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Quotes from Owlcon - part 2 Savage Worlds, "We Must Save the Owl" cast of characters Doug the Slug: punk rocker mentalist Dr. Thraxus: cyborg super-scientist Frontovich: male Russian/Soviet super-soldier Mech Rodiny: female Russian/Soviet super-soldier Sentinel: patriotic American martial artist Svechi: electrical energy projector Tribunus: Roman flying brick The Owl (a World War II era gadgeteer) had been captured by Schwartz Ulger, a Nazi super-soldier. Two Russian super-soldiers who had fought Schwartz Ulger in WWII (Frontovich and Mech Rodiny) came to the U.S. to help fight him again. After arriving at the abandoned building where Schwartz Ulger was located, the team decided to bypass the ground floor entrances and simply smash through the roof. While most of the team fought Schwartz Ulger, Tribunus flew in, grabbed The Owl and flew him to safety. GM: (shaking his head in disbelief) You completed the mission on the second action of the first round. Tribunus (ooc): Since it was the title of the game, I assumed it was our primary goal. GM: Do you want to end this now? We still have 3 1/2 hour of scheduled game-time left. Tribunus (ooc): Nah. We have this supervillain right in the middle of the group. We might as well capture him while we're all here. Frontovich grabbed Schwartz Ulger in a bear hug; Sentinel prepared to strike the Nazi with his sword. Frontovich: (to Sentinel) "Be careful with that sword." Sentinel: "Hold still..." Much of the team had difficulty hitting Schwartz Ulger. Frontovich: "Would somebody help with Schwartz Ulger?" Doug the Slug, Dr. Thraxus, Sentinel, Svechi: (simultaneously) "I'm helping" Frontovich: "Not very much." Sentinel (ooc): I'm going to hit him this time. I have great faith ... and a soliloquy. Captain Chaos (Schwartz Ulger's brick accomplice) jumped into the fight. Sentinel: (to Captain Chaos) "Do your worst." (then flinched in advance) Best without explanation. GM: The zombie can't do gymnastics. Doug the Slug (ooc): Mary Lou Rotten? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... So let me get this straight. A hero with a fear of the color green shows up to join a fight involving Shamrock and The Incredible Bulk who are both green (as established by previous quotes). Did this chlorophobic hero hope to effectively contribute to the fight? I dunno, man. I was just an innocent bystander player at the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I dunno' date=' man. I was just an [strike']innocent bystander[/strike] player at the table. I'm sure you were an innocent bystander...Once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csyphrett Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Sparked by rewatching the Speed Racer movie: My boy: No, Dad. You don't drive better than Speed Racer. You drive crazier." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DusterBoy Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... csyphrett - rep your son from me. That's a great line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From Sunday's D&D 3.5 game: Most of these either don't get anything more from their context, or are best taken out of context: Yllek: Evil tastes like chicken. Il'Marcum: Summon Breasts -- problem is, they always come with a mouth attached. Il'Marcum: Dang... he's hung like a mountain. - - - - - - - We're preparing to teleport to the Ibexians, a race of goat-like humanoids, but Ryan has been acting like he doesn't want to go. Il'Marcum: Are we all coming? Yllek: I'm just breathing heavy. Ryan: He's not holding my hand! The girls (Leila and Devlyn) are going to "dream-walk" with the Ibexian women, and the guys are joking that we're going to take numbers on who gets to mess with them while they're in their trances. Leila: Samson (her dog) is protecting us. DM: He's got #12. Devlyn: Maybe they can see if there's something wrong with me after I dropped dead. Il'Marcum: After?!?! Leila: We're all tainted. Yllek: I 'taint! Devlyn: You want me to pick the door? Il'Marcum: Or you could pick your nose. Your call. During what the DM calls our "pool party" (too long and complicated a story to tell here), both female party members and the spouses of three of the four male party members became pregnant. Leila and Devlyn just found out they're having twins. Same with Yllek's wife. Devlyn: All of us at the "pool party" may be having twins. Evan: Oh... okay. Aren: You missed the important part of that sentence... all of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscape Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... My GM last Friday: He's right, this is a Pulp game. So you should be able to strangle a man with a python while falling out of a plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjolnir74 Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... My GM last Friday: He's right' date=' this is a Pulp game. So you should be able to strangle a man with a python while falling out of a plane.[/quote'] Unless you have an irrational fear of snakes, and the pilot tells you to grow a back bone ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I got to run a session of my DCEAU campaign last week. Here are some of the highlights. The main characters are... Nightwing - aka Dick Grayson (Looks like young Tom Cruise) Catwoman - aka Selena Kyle (Looks like Morena Baccarin) Batgirl - aka Barbara Gordon (Looks like Danielle Panabaker) Robin II - Tim Drake (Looks like teen Frankie Muniz) Titania - Annie Clay (formerly a projection of Clayface, now independant person) (Looks like teen Natalie Portman) --------------------- Two things: One: in the DCAU, the use "nearest local equivalents" of companies and celebrities. Two: Tim Drake (Robin II) has recently suffered from a spiral compound fracture during a fight against Two Face and his goons, in the last session. He is now in the hospital, where he has told all of his friends that he broke his leg doing radical skateboard pioneering. Nightwing (OOC): I go to get Tim the new Gamestation Portable, so he can play it while hes in the hospital. Batgirl (OOC): As he goes into the store, Dick's going to run into Babs. "Oh, hi! Youre too late; I just got the last copy of the Tony Falcon IV Skate game!" ------------------ GM: How come every time I run this game, the cat jumps into your lap? He never sits on -anyone's- lap! Catwoman (OOC): He's my prop. *strokes cat smugly* == --------------- Alfred: Ah! Miss Selina! How good to see you again, do come in...*sotto voce* Ill just hide the silverware...and Master Tim's copy of "Stormcats, the Movie", just to be safe... --------------- Nightwing (OOC): Im going to go do some gymnastics. GM: In the Batcave? Nightwing (OOC): No, just out back, on the grass just off the back deck. Catwoman (OOC): Ill go out back and perch fetchingly on something horizontal, until he notices me. Batgirl (OOC): Just going to go and watch Dick swinging around? ------------------- Nightwing: Its Killer Croc. Hes holing up in a cabin by a lake, up in the mountains. Catwoman: Going after "Slimey and Bumpy" tonight? Oh! Maybe he'll use "the trick" again! You know...throwing A ROCK! --------------- Nightwing: I have a lead on one of Two Face's hideouts. We can go see what Mister Face is up to. Annie: *Climbing into a classic Robin costume to sub for Tim while he's hurt* "Mister Face"? Catwoman: "Two" to his friends. ------------- Batgirl: Wait a minute; how do we get Croc back to town? Nightwing: We can bring the Batmobile. Tim: I guess you can tie him across the hood? Nightwing: Ill go get the deer hat ---------------- Killer Croc: *Sees Catwoman with the others* You?! What are you doing with them? Youre supposed to be on MY side! Catwoman: Im not on anyones side but my own. Batgirl: ...Just gonna come right out and say that out loud, huh? ------------------------ Catwoman: *Whips Killer Croc* Bad luggage! ------------------ Catwoman: *whips Killer Crock again* Killer Croc: AGH! Im not into that! Catwoman: They all say that...at first... ---------------- Killer Croc: *is finally dropped after a loooooong fight, including bouncing half a dozen tranq darts off his hide, or just soaking them up, as well as being hammered on by the whole team* Catwoman: *rubbing her injured shoulder; the first damage she has taken since the campaign began* Remind me not to make fun of him, anymore. --------------------- Catwoman: The ancient Greek heroes werent so big on knowing stuff, overall. Most of them were all "We dont put ideas in your head; we put JAVELINS there instead"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Hiemforth Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Nice DCEAU quotes! One from the Justice League game I ran at DunDraCon last month... Martian Manhunter: This appears to have been blasted with electricity, but not like an atmospheric bolt of lightning. Bioelectricity, like an electric eel's. But it would take a million eels to generate this kind of power. Aquaman: I happen to know a million eels... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csyphrett Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... csyphrett - rep your son from me. That's a great line. I would but two days later he told me I drive like Homer Simpson. CES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... i would but two days later he told me i drive like homer simpson. Ces Doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... ------------ James @ Jason: "Ewww, I do NOT want to listen to you brain-chew!" ------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DusterBoy Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From Monday's "Descent" game. Matt and I are joking about how difficult this level of the dungeon could be and all at once I growl at him "I run towards trouble, buy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From Monday's "Descent" game. Matt and I are joking about how difficult this level of the dungeon could be and all at once I growl at him "I run towards trouble' date=' buy!"[/quote'] I'm not sure I understood that. Are typoes involved? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I'm not sure I understood that. Are typoes involved? I suspect so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haerandir Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From Wednesday's Amber Diceless RPG session: Alaric: "I see you led with the truth. Interesting choice." Conrad: "Well, I like to change it up. Every once in a while." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From Wednesday's Amber Diceless RPG session: Alaric: "I see you led with the truth. Interesting choice." Conrad: "Well, I like to change it up. Every once in a while." Even more ironic if you know the source material... ...Amber is basically a mafia game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Thursday DnD (4th) Urr, Human Barbarian Seere, Drow Seeker Malice, Drow Avenger Alvynn, Gnome Psion Dayfyd, Half-Elf Wizard Urr checks out a door Urr (little girl voice): "Is anybody there?" Alvyn (using ghost sound): "Just a big bad wolf!" Urr: Are you coming? Alvynn: "Not until you're naked!" GM: What are you doing to my dragon? Alvynn (OOC): I'm thrusting my mind into its arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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